I'd like to meet:
Cartman.
Music:
bob dylan. the beatles, robert johnson, johnny cash, the clash, rev gary davis and all the other blind blues dudes: mctell, lemon jefferson, blake and willie johnson. neil young, nina simone, mississippi john hurt, van morrison, al green, marvin gaye, frank sinatra, elvis presley, stevie wonder, tom waits, elvis costello, ella fitzgerald, billie holiday, bonnie prince billy, arcade fire, broken social scene, feist, m. ward, sam prekop, jeff tweedy, wilco, bright eyes, stars, metric, apostle of hustle, sam cooke (night beat) johnny hartman and john coltrane, josh rouse, pixies, pavement, angela mccluskey, paul cantelon, brian eno, steve earle, daniel lanois, radiohead, bruce springsteen, the band, fleetwood mac, the rolling stones....
Movies:
i vitelloni, amarcord, nights of cabiria. dr. strangelove, mafioso, a woman under the influence, the killing of a chinese bookie, umberto d, rocco and his brothers, vertigo, it happened one night, the maltese falcon, the godfather 1 and 2, raging bull, being there, the big lebowski, team america.
Television:
anything by ricky gervais and stephen merchant. south park. larry david.
Books:
recently finished an army at dawn, the devil in the white city.
Heroes:
bob dylan, richard pryor, fellini, robert johnson, johnny unitas.