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The Divine Grace

DRESS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY STRONGEST SUIT

About Me

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"Hold on to what makes you unique, 'cuz you're a real yawn when it goes." -Bette MidlerOh! And "Poop". Any phrase with the word poop in it. It's beauty is in its simplicity.

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Music:

Now there's where the real crap comes in. Musically, I have learned that I don't have a particular genre, I just listen to what I listen to, and it drives most people to drink.

Movies:

I miss great movies. They don't have to be indie or arthouse (though I do like both) because my visual palette is as bastardized as the rest of America. I like special effects and loud scores and all of that jazz just as much as the next diva. I love a great comedy, but mainstream doesn't offer that but once every few years. I have always loved horror, and there are still some good ones out there, but for some inexplainable reason, I'm actually getting MORE squeemish as I get older. WTF?

Television:

Family Guy, The Soup, Best Week Ever, Rock of Love (More like "ages!") Flava of Love and all of it's scabby spin-offs (because what's not to like about a show in which one of the castmates takes a poop on the foyer floor?)Golden Girls, SNL, Desperate Houseflies, Will & Grace (thank you Mr. Syndication!)Six Feet Under was fantastic, I still watch cartoons and basic childrens' such as Hannah Montana and the rest of that Nic Jr. programming scares the living crap out of me.

Books:

I like a lot of non-fiction. Anything on cosmology, historical, I love a good coffee table book, Koontz, Silverstein, Mommy Dearest was insane, Angels & Demons, Carrie, Suess, and The Exorcist is as scary a book as you'll ever read. The movie still freaks me full-tilt boogie, but the book is fucked-itty-upped.

Heroes:

Jackie Beat, Lady Bunny, Charles Busch, Lypsinka, Sweetie, Mimi Imfurst, Kind people, Funny people, Meek people.

My Blog

"PUT A FAGGOT IN YOUR MOUTH"

Hello, Dolls.   What could possibly be more delicious than an Oscar-Mayer wiener this Fourth of July?     A faggot.   .. Monday, 27 January, 2003, 14:42 GMT Family of faggot fa...
Posted by The Divine Grace on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:22:00 PST

REALITITTY- GBE"

"REALITITTY"   This week's "Group Blogging Experience" (GBE) topic is "Reality". Now I ask you: What the hell would I personally know about reality? There's so little left about me that would...
Posted by The Divine Grace on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:14:00 PST

"NOCTURNAL SUBMISSIONS" GBE "DREAMS" BLOG

Hello, Dolls. This week's GBE (Group Blogging Experience) topic is "DREAMS". As last week's topic was "WISHES", I'm going to take the literal route here, if you don't mind. And if you do mind, tough s...
Posted by The Divine Grace on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:09:00 PST

"ACCESSORY TO FASHION MURDER"

Hello, Dolls!   I received this email from a good friend and fellow non-profit slave. I agree with her that the below-mentioned topic is urgent and needs to be addressed. Enjoy!   I pr...
Posted by The Divine Grace on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:21:00 PST

"SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS"

Hello, Dolls. So, you know how I'm in this group blogging experience, right? Well, this week's topic is "WISHES". As I tend to live my life in a perpetual dream state, (hallucinations count, right?...
Posted by The Divine Grace on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 09:14:00 PST

"IDENTITTIES" GBE BLOG

Hello, Dolls. This week's GBE (Group Blogging Experience) topic is "Identity". I thought I'd chime in on this topic because I am fortunate (?) enough to have at least two identities. (I'm certain ...
Posted by The Divine Grace on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:32:00 PST

"THROWING OUT THE TOWEL!"

Hello, Dolls.THROWING OUT THE TOWEL!Okay, are you even ready for this shit???A man goes into a hopital in 1983 to treat an ulcer. (Sake' to me!) Then, in 2008, he visits another hospital to have a tum...
Posted by The Divine Grace on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 06:25:00 PST

"PRIDE IS SOOO GAY!"

"PRIDE IS SOOO GAY!"   Every year around this time, I am forced to stop and take stock of my "pride". For those of you who don't know this already (Cretins!) June is "Gay Pride Month" This me...
Posted by The Divine Grace on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:41:00 PST

"ANNOYANCES: MORE VOMITOUS THINGS"

Hello, Dolls.     I am a member of a group blog named GBE- "Group Blogging Experience". This week's topic is Annoyances. My regular readers know that to ask me to blog on something annoyin...
Posted by The Divine Grace on Fri, 30 May 2008 01:58:00 PST

AN OPEN LETTER TO FLAVA FLAV

"AN OPEN LETTER TO FLAVA FLAV"         Dearest Flava,   The teachers, professors and the other assorted educators that have graced my life have always encouraged me to use ...
Posted by The Divine Grace on Wed, 28 May 2008 02:12:00 PST