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About Me


"Mother said it was simple to keep a man. You must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen & a whore in the bedroom.I hired the other two & I take care of the bedroom bit."
When I am not working as a porn star, I like to travel. I have been all over North Carolina, Tennessee, Georgia and Florida in my 1976 VW CampMobile. I pop the top and camp out under the stars. There’s nothing like a night spent hanging out in the Wal-Mart parking lot eating beef jerky and sipping on a cold Sam's Choice purified bottle of tap water.
I graduated from MIT with a degree in Aeronautical Engineering. I worked for a while at NASA. I designed the strap-on toilet system they still use today. Although I must admit the current version is slightly different than mine. The strap-on I designed always seemed to vibrate, and I could not make it stop. Some people didn’t mind the vibrating strap-on, but NASA was concerned that it would use too much electricity. Also, astronauts were spending a little too much time using my vibrating strap-on. In fact, my vibrating strap-on was the real reason for the delay in the completion of the International Space Station.
If there’s anything else you’d like to know about me that you can’t find on my recent appearance on America’s Most Wanted, just send me a message and we’ll chat.
As much as I don't want to do it, I think its probably best that I print at least a small amount of truth here...
I am actually a Princess. I'm 5'5", but I'm taller when I wear my tiara. I am looking high and low for free guitar lessons, as I currently suck trying to learn on my own. I also have a keyboard a set of drums and a tambourine, and did I mention I'm unemployed? So, I have plenty of time for free lessons.
I follow a local band, 7 SHARP 9, around. Any band can do cover music, but they are the best and their original tunes rock. You can see more about the band and hear their music at http://www.sevensharpnine.com Check their schedule and see if they'll be in a city near you and mention my name and they'll probably smile and say "WHO???" lol Naaaaaaaaaah they know me. :)
I've learned so much from my mistakes, that I'm thinking about making a few more.
Push the STOP button on the player before you click a video ~OR~ if you're not diggin' the tunes. The Stop button is the button on the far left on the player. You can play any song on any player, but you may need to pause the first player. Feel free to scroll. Boogie 'til you're blue ~or Dance 'til your pants fall off ~ Kick back ~ have a beer ~ or my favorite, a bottle of Patron ~ but ~ Have a Nice Day.
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www.myspace.com/sevensharpnine
Oh Look ~ Another Player!
Yee Haw
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Make photo slide shows at onetruemedia.com
Take The Petty Quiz: http://pettyquiz.com

My Interests



Check Out The Blonde At The bottom Of The Pic With Her Black Fishnet Glove On Her Right Hand Up Holding Her Free Fallin' Flashlight! Yep ~ That's ME!

TOM PETTY TO PERFORM AT THE 2008 SUPERBOWL
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers will be the half-time music entertainment at the 2008 Superbowl in Arizona.
The longstanding rock group will perform at the annual sporting event, historically the most watched US television event of the year.

MUSIC

myspace.com/929davefm Listen Live @ www.929dave.fm

~*~ Atlanta, GA ~*~
~*~ Nashville, TN ~*~

I'd like to meet:

♥Tom Petty. I met Benmont Tench and Ron Blair of the Heartbreakers backstage at the Gainesville Florida concert.

Eric Clapton. In my opinion he's the best guitar player ever, unless I'm listening to somebody else at the moment, and then I would have to go with whoever I'm listening to at the time. I am a sucker for guitar music. I go into a trance. Totally fascinates me.

My Fairy Godmother. I know she is flitting about here somewhere and I could use three wishes, which I promise I'll use wisely. My Fairy Godfather, in case I didn't use my previous wishes wisely. lol What the hell, let's cover the bases here, any Fairy granting wishes. How's that?

Whoever Tom on myspace.com is. He's gotta have his hands full. He has so many friends. I am one of them. Although I am not on his Top 8.

Willie Nelson. I've never smoked weed. I'm waiting to do that with him. Call me.

Last but not least, a strong, handsome, caring, affectionate, non-smoking, kissable, guitar picking millionaire, with sparkling white teeth that would fall in love with me, and make me smile and laugh and oh, wait .. that's the guy in a dream I have every night. Ok we can mark him off. He can just stay in my dream ~ besides I already have a strong, handsome, caring, affectionate, non-smoking, kissable man with sparkling white teeth. However, I do wish he could play the guitar and was a millionaire. That would Rock.

David Blaine the magician. I have an effin' TO-DO List for him. If I could meet him, I could just knock this whole list out at once.

lol I like meeting everybody, everywhere, all the time. Most people are just kewl as hell.

~*~Smile~*~ You'll usually get one back, or you could be on Candid Camera.

Music:



Movies:

Carmike Theatres 3.3.08

Television:



~*~Desiree~*~
[Adjective]:

Sexually Stunning, Witty, Verbal, Sociable, Loves Music, Kind, Informal, Nocturnal, Seductive, Assertive, Comical, Selfish Yet Compassionate, Sensual, Fun, Desirous, Intense, Unique, Exciting, Princess, Intuitive, Determined, Magnetic, Passionate, Rocks! and Has Stayed At A Holiday Inn Express

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

"Mother said it was simple to keep a man. You must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I hired the other two and I take care of the bedroom bit."

Books:

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Heroes:



MY TOM PETTY FAN PAGE ♥ MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/thateasytoforgetaboutme

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder everytime. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

My Blog

The Petty Bowl

..>..> ..> Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers to Rock Super Bowl Halftime Show By Parke Brewer Phoenix, Arizona01 February 2008 ..>..>..> Being selected to entertain the crowd and the huge worldwide ...
Posted by Des e on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 04:22:00 PST

Travelin ~ Continued

My new friends. I can't wait to find out who they are. New friends Rock. I got a thumbs up and ... the other guy is pointing at me. I like gettin' pointed at sometimes ~ unless I'm in trouble ~ not so...
Posted by Des e on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:55:00 PST

Travelin ~ Sorta

I have to thank my Petty friend, So Petty, aka Barbara for being kind enough to take me with her to the SuperBowl to see Tom Petty. The SuperBowl is in Arizona. For one reason ~ or another ~ I co...
Posted by Des e on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 05:00:00 PST

Adult Questions ~ Not So Adult Answers

Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature.1. What bill do you hate paying the most?Internet. It's an air wave. You can get it free at The Krystal. They just won't let me sit ...
Posted by Des e on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 09:47:00 PST

Last Request ~ Paolo Nutini

wow . .  Last Request ~ Paolo Nutini  CAPO ON 3RD FRET!Verse 1:      D          Fm Slow down, lie down    ...
Posted by Des e on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:31:00 PST

Like A Diamond

Like A Diamond Tom Petty [D]  [Bm]   [Gm7]     [Gmaj7]          ;        &...
Posted by Des e on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 05:36:00 PST

Samson

Regina Spektor - Samson lyrics You are my sweetest downfallI loved you first, I loved you firstBeneath the sheets of paper lies my truthI have to go, I have to goYour hair was long when we first metS...
Posted by Des e on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 06:49:00 PST

Myspace (Urban Dictionary Definition)

An addicting online imaginary world full of people who you don't or barely even know. A place full of 19 year old boys who don't own shirts and 19 year old girls who don't own pants. The most pop...
Posted by Des e on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:11:00 PST

Foamy the Squirrel - Smokers

Foamy the Squirrel - Smokers
Posted by Des e on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:12:00 PST

Foamy the Squirrel - Cell Phones and Used Cars

Foamy The Squirrel - Cell Phones and Used Cars
Posted by Des e on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:10:00 PST