Manchester City and taunting 'fans' of the filth. (e.g. City 1 Filth 0, Filth 1 City 2, biggest club in the world,don't make me laugh).
I'd like to meet:
Tory Bliar down a dark alley, when I'm armed with an Uzi.
Music:
Roy Harper, Nick Harper and most things apart from (c)rap and the Queen Mother's favourite music Hip-op.
Movies:
Weekend, Themroc, OFOTC Nest, Marx Bros, Ken Loach films, Mike Leigh films, Confessions of a Window Cleaner and thousands of others too numerous to mention.
Television:
Monty Python, Peep Show, The Mighty Boosh, Father Ted, The League of Gentlemen, The Prisoner etc; etc;
Books:
The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists, to name but a few.
Heroes:
Roy Harper, Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen, Marc Bolan, Frank Zappa, Peter Hamill,John Cooper Clarke, Rodney Marsh, Richard Dawkins, Bishen Bedi, Michael Holding, Derek Underwood, Colin Cowdrey, Mercer and Allison, Bell, Lee and Summerbee, Bill Hicks, Stewart Lee, Steve Hughes, John Shuttleworth, Frank Sidebottom.