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About Me

I am a creature spawned in the stars eons before the existance of mankind....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with easily dominated minds... and TV's Scott Baio

My Blog

Night Terrors

..Night Terrors by ~bobbymono on deviantART
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 21:26:00 GMT

Cthulhu featured in a comic, as far as I know for the very first time....

My good friend Bobby Mono has a horror parody mini comic coming out soon that I have been blessed with being on the cover of. When the time of Cthulhu's rising in xerox copy print comes I will let yal...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Apr 2009 21:53:00 GMT

The Crawling Chaos

My Good Friend Nylarthotep, we call him "The Crawling Chaos" on the basketball court, has been really down lately. I guess some investigator stumbled into his lair, saw him and freaked out and ran awa...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:03:00 GMT

Well I Didnt Win

Well I Didn't Win the presidency yet again. I'm actually thinking about running in the primary next time around to increase my odds. Until then, Republican Campaign Strategist Karl Rove and I plan on ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:23:00 GMT

Cthulhu for President ’08

I am again running as a write in candidate for U.S. President this year. Why vote for the lesser of two evils when you can vote for the greater of 3 evils.After serving as a shadow advisor to the Bush...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:21:00 GMT

The end is coming as soon as I find the appropriate pair of pants

I've been really busy trying to find the perfect pair of giant elder god sized slacks on the internet. As soon as I do that I promise I will destroy the earth.
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 15:30:00 GMT

The Color from outer space

Right now i'm petitioning crayola to make a crayon color after the Color from outer space. Unfortunately every child who's tried it has shriveled up and died.
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 22:38:00 GMT

The real translation of Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

You know all that "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" crap actually translates to "i'm a big idiot can i have a ice cream cone" in the language of the elder gods.It's a hit joke among...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:33:00 GMT

Its embarrassing but ....

Right when i tried to escape into the plane of mortal reality the prince of the cosmos rolled me into a giant katamari ball....
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 21:43:00 GMT