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Jack-O(wen)-Lantern

I am here for Friends

About Me

Some Things I Love
Fantasy Football
Corn on the Cob
Sporks
Fruit Snacks
Orange
Peanut Butter
Pumpkin Flavored Stuff
The Twin Cities
Star Wars
Scully
Random and Subtle Hilarities
S'Mores Crunch
A Lady Who Can Play A Mean Guitar

Some Things I Hate
Jared Leto
Creamed Corn
People Who Use Word Fragments and Don't Use Punctuation On The Internet
Electronic Stoves
The Bee Gees
Coconut
White Caps
Those Damn Little Lady Beetle Things
People Who Delete The Prior Conversation When Replying to a My Space Message
Hockey
Basketball
Mullets and People With Mullets
Cigarette Smoke
The Fact That S'Mores Crunch No Longer Exists
funwithpoop
= Fun With Poop
I run this account as well. It's the worst and most hilarious thing on My Space...

My Interests

I own a whole lot of old school NES games.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I take the word "the" out of all the begining of bands' names because it messes up the alphabet.

A Perfect Circle, Accelerated Love Affair, Alpha Centauri, Audioslave, BIG dumb FACE, Bjork, Blood Hound Gang, Bush, Cars, Chicago, Coldplay, Crotch Duster, Cure, Cyndi Lauper, Daiquiri, Deftones, Devo, Dog Fashion Disco, Downtown Brown, Dresden Dolls, Duct Tape Mustache, Eagles, Eminem, Fartclops, Finnegan, Fiona Apple, Fish Pudding, Foxy Shazam, Frogs, Garbage, Gnarles Barkley, Green Day, Group X, Guns 'N' Roses, Haley Bonar, Hall & Oats, Helium, Honkey Lips, Iced Ink, Indorphine, Jackson 5, Jeff Buckley, Joe Jackson, John Williams (Spanish Guitarist), Journey, Kaki King, Manic Euphoria, Marilyn Manson, Men Who Control the Weather, Middle Fork, Mindless Self Indulgence, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, Oingo Boingo, Outkast, Pearl Jam, Peter Gabriel, Plancton9, Police, Postal Service, Pretenders, Primus, Prince, Psychostick, Queen, Queens of the Stoneage, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Retard O Bot, Screaming Monkey Boner, Self, She Might Be A Spy, Show is the Rainbow, Smashing Pumpkins, Snake River Conspiracy, Sound Garden, Splashdown, Static-X, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Stolen Babies, Sump Pumps, System of a Down, Team Sleep, Tom Petty, Tool, Tub Ring, Van Halen, Weird Al Yankovic, Wesley Willis, Among Others...

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Attack of the Clones, Empire Strikes Back, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fright Night, Fright Night Part 2, From Dusk til Dawn, Phantom Menace, Pulp Fiction, Return of the Jedi, Sister Act, Sister Act 2, Star Trek, Star Wars, UHF

Television:

The 4400, Around the Horn, The Dead Zone, Days of Our Lives, Family Guy, Fox NFL Sunday, Futurama, House, Jeopardy, Monk, NFL Countdown, NFL Primetime, Pardon the Interruption, Simpsons, Star Trek the Next Generation

Books:

I can't read.

Heroes:


Mike

Darren

My Blog

NES List

Yeah, I still collect NES games.  I have a list of about 310 games.  That's enough to crush a human skull if they are placed on top in a stack.  That's a lot of games.  The game I ...
Posted by Jack-O(wen)-Lantern on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 11:04:00 PST

More Band Drama! Please Read!

Just kidding.  Sucker!  
Posted by Jack-O(wen)-Lantern on Mon, 07 May 2007 10:33:00 PST

I'm not mad. These are just the facts.

I feel I must clear up some inaccurate information given to some people.  I've tried to not get involved, but it seems I must.    John has exaggerated some of the facts about me and my...
Posted by Jack-O(wen)-Lantern on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:57:00 PST

I am so S-M-R-T!

So...Friday!  I was gonna go to the Downtown Brown show, do pushups on stage, go to the after party and have a good ol' time!   I woke up that morning ending up needing a jump beca...
Posted by Jack-O(wen)-Lantern on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 10:39:00 PST

Lunds Employees Don't Have Ninja Insurance

So...I came to work on Monday hearing of, what Lunds employees were calling, the Samuri Guy.  You can get a crappy, misinformed news cast version here, and then you can read on and hear what REAL...
Posted by Jack-O(wen)-Lantern on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:29:00 PST

Do Your Taxes at My Parents' Office!!!

If you live in MN around the cities. Please please. They'll give you a great rate even if you don't meantion me, and if you do, you'll get even more off! My father has been doing this stuff since arou...
Posted by Jack-O(wen)-Lantern on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:43:00 PST

What a Morning!

Lets flash back to Sunday.  My friend Ryan, from work, has the same phone as I do.  I always used to use the case it came with until one day when I lost it.  Well, Ryan never used his, ...
Posted by Jack-O(wen)-Lantern on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 05:10:00 PST

Recording

Today was fun. I woke up at 10:45 realizing I had to be at the studio at 11. So, I made a bowl of oatmeal and left about 11:15. Got to the studio about 11:30. And I took PICTURES!!! Here is the soun...
Posted by Jack-O(wen)-Lantern on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 07:17:00 PST

A Few Things

I think I realized I don't write blogs because I'm not good with words.  Wait, no, I always knew that.   It is the wee hours of Valentines Day and who cares?  Certainly not me.   A...
Posted by Jack-O(wen)-Lantern on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:59:00 PST

Check it out...

I'm going to post more things here. I have my funny thing I post in at live journal, but I never really post anything about my real life there. It's more for me being a jackass. I like being a jackass...
Posted by Jack-O(wen)-Lantern on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST