Lauren

I think the meaning of life is to laugh as much as possible.
You should be jealous that I have the following things, and you do not:

my wonderful boyfriend, Zukus the cutest dog in the world, Andrew Kazoo an army of feline friends, Myu, Jake Snake, & Pud a 1996 Hyundai Elantra with action figures glued to it

I enjoy being symmetrical. I don't wear makeup. I think my feet are adorable. I have an obsession with pig-noses. I am habitual list maker. One day I would love to own a Vespa. For that matter, I'd love to live somewhere that I could feasibly ride a Vespa all year round. I'd rather be an old cat lady than a mom.
I have too many interests, not enough time, and apparently an unfocused resume. I really believed my parents when they told me I could be anything I wanted to be. Unfortunately I've wanted to be all of the following at some point-in-time in my life:

archaeologist trapeze artist writer tattoo artist cop biologist vegetarian art teacher

And yet I'm none of those. I do not mind working hard for what I want. I'm just hoping one day I'll figure out what that is and life will reward me in some fantastic way and you will all read about it in a newspaper.
But who am I kidding? Newspapers probably won't exist in 5 years. And I know for a fact people do not read.
I hope my life story will entertain someone someday. I want someone to think the world is better because I am in it.
= molly sigh LJ = molly_sigh