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what I love SillyCon, my sketch comedy production company. What I do Rock and/or roll, Biking, Kung Fu, good books, playin geetar, writing, eating mass amounts of food because i am a tank, making terrible jokes (both terrible in that they are lame and then some are terrible because they are over the top offensive and disgusting.), chicken, gorilla, vaudville, the occasional ingestion of hallucinatory properties, being inspired, being inspiring, figuring things out, being mystified, nightmares, cooking, hAHahHAhAHHAahing, the noise velveeta shells and cheese makes when you stir it, translating foreigners, the incredible hulk, chopping wood, atheism.
Trey Parker/Matt Stone, Terrence McKenna, Brad Neely, Hunter Thompson, Christian Bale, Salvador Dali, Vaden Lewis, Chris Cornell, the mars volta, Chris Farley, John MotherFucking Basedow, Will Ferrell, Denis Leary, Tarantino, Chris Walken, Kool-Aid man... Count Chocula, funny people, unfunny people who are then, in turn, funny or awkward; people who moderate animal profiles, people that want to give me money to pursue my goals and ambitions, people that want to sleep with me for money (you give ME the money), people that wanna sleep with me for free, that urban legend guy everyone has heard of that took too much LSD and thinks he's a glass of orange juice, Brad Fucking Neely
THESE albums would definatly make my top personal faves of all time, but in no order: SOUNDGARDEN- BADMOTORFINGER, THE TOADIES- RUBBERNECK, THE CHARIOT- THE FIANCEE, CCR-CHRONICLES, ANYTHING BY ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE- SELF TITLED, MUDVAYNE-L.D. 50, MARS VOLTA- DE-LOUSED IN THE COMATORIUM, VIOLENT FEMMES- BEST OF, DIO- HOLY DIVER, NOMEANSNO- 0+2=1, QUEEN- BEST OF VOL 1, OCEANSIZE- EFFLORESCE, DILLENGER ESCAPE PLAN- MISS MACHINE, REZIN- AIM LOWER... (And here are a few other bands that own my testicles...) SIKTH, Dragonforce, Foghat, Burden Brothers, Gogol Bordello, Barkmarket, Architects, older System of a Down, Queens of the Stone Age, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Oddzar, Meshuggah, Cake, Richard Cheese, At the Drive In, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Mudvayne, Burnt by the Sun, BTBAM, Moby, The Agony Scene, Soul Coughing, Temple of the Dog, Danzig, Stryper, Blood Sweat and Tears, At the Drive In, Hendrix, Nazareth, Sublime, Ours, The Pixies, Tenacious D, Strapping Young Lad, The Zombies, Muse, Link Wray, Nothingface, old Deftones, Hall and Oates, Animal Pharm, NIN, early Incubus, Jeff Buckley, some Mike Patton, Queen, Muddy Water, old Foo Fighters, This is Menace, old Hed (p.e.), old Weezer, Stone Temple Pilots and the OLDIES (You name it, Sam Cooke, Sinatra, Cash, Temptations, Rolling Stones, Frankie Valley, etc...) Oh, and FUCK: punk, ska, pop, country, emo, hip hop, and about 90% of the 80's. OH...AND MY OLD BAND FUCKIN ROCKED BALLS!.. width="425" height="350" ..
American Psycho, Batman Begins, (Christian Bale is the fucking MAN), Anything Jackie chan, Most kung fu flicks between 1977 and 1980, Jacob's Ladder, Event Horizon, Pulp Fiction, Fight club, Fear and Loathing, Shaun of the Dead, 12 monkeys, the rules of attraction, Funny Games, Donnie Darko, the big lebowski, anchor man, american history x, The matrix trilogy (YES 3 was uncompromisingly begrudging, but hey...), the usual suspects, se7en, american beauty (kevin spacey is ALSO the man), swordfish, brotherhood of the wolf, basic, four rooms, desperado, the 13th warrior, wet hot american summer, aaaaaaaaaaand...TROLL 2 (check out the Troll 2 group I moderate!!!)
wonder showzen, family guy, ali g, Discovery channel, History channel, Animal Planet...
Food of the Gods/True Hallucinations (anything by McKenna), Haunted (once again, anything by Palanhuik), The Giving Tree (Silverstien), Magic Mushrooms in religion and alchemy (Heinreich), Diary of a genius (Dali), Michael Crichton, Bret Easton Ellis, Frank's World (Mangles), A brief history of time (Hawkins), tons of shit by Koontz, the list goes on an on...
POOP, CHEESE, SALVADOR DALI, JACKIE CHAN, TERENCE MCKENNA, HUNTER THOMPSON, DAD, ANYONE INVOLVED WITH COMPETITIVE EATING, STEVE IRWIN, BIGFOOT/GORILLAS Brad Neelythis guy