DIY music, adventures, mishaps, brushing my teeth in the shower, adrenaline sports, full contact sports with little or no rules, road trips, mosh pits, being so awesome that it hurts, doing merch (HINT HINT if you need a merch girl!), cuddle whore, computers, geeking it up, dressing to stop traffic (no literally I've indirectly caused at least one accident), stealing spot lights, nudity, unconventional sex, being better than your girlfriend/boyfriend, driving naked while listening to Andrew W.K., terrible your mom jokes, dead baby jokes, being a peeping tom, evasdropping just for the sport in it, shopping ('specially when it's on someone else's dime), watching porn for the sheer comedic value and to make fun of other girls' tits, being drug free, 1940's/1950's sci fi, not dying from hurricanes, and eating emo kids for breakfast
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scullcore is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.
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robots, zombies, jews, Bea arthur, my bizzaro self, the pope. . . so I can kill him and urup his throne, anyone that can make sense of the cycles of the moon to me, my assassin, whoever invented ragnarok so I can stab them in the face, God to let him or her know that this whole working in mysterious ways is causing a lot of problems, Satan to let him or her know that if he offered better post mortuem benefits that more people would follow his or her bidding, a retarded, black, jewish midget, the people that get so bent out of shape over polical correctness so I can kick the aforemented midget in front of them and then expose my gentials. a pregnant nun, fellow nudists, the followers of my future cult, time travelers, Ford Prefect, and somebody to worship me like a princess
Also, so as to cause no grief over not making my top eight, let me explain.
1. Johnny of Atomic Tattoo. the man that marks my flesh. he is amazing and you should go sit in his chair and find out why
2. The Amazing Mandy . . . but only on the weekends. My brother is better than yours.
3. The Florida Roller Girls. Only the roughest toughest girls on wheels this side of a South Bronx Sonic.
4. Skindred. amazing music, awesome blokes.
5. Gogol Bordello. gypsy punk. they are amazing and I'd kill to see them live, or better yet tour and work for them. Bordello Kinda Guy is the best song ever written. . . well it's a damn good song at the least
6. Molly Maniacal. By day, mild mannered roadie, but by night I don a helmet, quad skates, and a fierce grin and become Molly "Tank" Maniacal! (fledgling) super villian extrodinare! also this is who you contact if you want me as a model
7. Fish Pudding. Go Listen. It's like what goes on in my head sometimes
8. Retardobot. Gotta represent my roots. this is just some of the music that got me through high school. Plus, I have their fucking logo tattooed on my stomach, kinda have to promote.
Music:
Tub Ring, Skindred, Korn, Fiona Apple, System of a Down, ImaRobot, Hatebreed, Deftones, Guano Apes, Slipknot, Skunk Anasasie, Shinyville, Finch, Mindless Self Indulgence, Norma Jean, Calm, Simplekill, Retardobot, Scars of Life, Lo, Animosity, Vendetta Red, School for Heroes, Eversinceve, Crossbreed, Deadstar Assembly, The Darkness, Indorphine, Loss for Words, Quixotic, Destroyed by Anger, The Vines, Phyllis, Uncle Fucker, The White Stripes, The Hives, Atreyu, 18 Visions, Tiger Army, Nonpoint, Dry Kill Logic, Dr. Gonzo's Bazooka Circus, Stalling Dawn, Jet, The Atenies, Die Artze, Die Fantastischen Vier, Apcalyptica, Sw1tched, Vela, Me without You, Soul Coughing, Sneaker Pimps, Cake, The Groovnics, Blindside, Under oath, Mind Like Water, Element of Surprise, Dog Fashion Disco, Led Zepplin, The Doors, Hand to Hand, the Misfits, Big Wig, Peter Gabriel, Primus, Les Claypool's Frog Brigade, Mr. Bungle, Fantomas, Dillenger Escape plan . . .
holy shit this doesn't end, I'mma go take a breather
Movies:
heist movies and mind fucks, like Fight Club, Ocean's Eleven, Snatch, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, A Life Less Ordinary, THX, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, Donnie Darko, Mystery Science Theater 3000 (yes they made a movie!), Big Lebowski
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Television:
Classics (M*A*S*H, The Munsters, Green Acres, Flash Gordon), cartoons(robot chicken, Foster's home for imaginary friends, Venture Brothers), daily show, extreme home makeover (shut up!)and law and order. . . oh yeah and funny home videos, be it animals or stupid people, it's still good fun
Books:
The Brothers Grim Faery Tales, anything by Hunter S. Thompson, Jon Stewart or Douglas Adams, comics (mostly batman
