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Elbo

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hello. I'm Elbo. I enjoy cheese and Fla-Vor-Ice. I know what a Wilhelm Scream is. I also like the occasional Japanese Game Show. When I'm not working at my day-job, I enjoy being a full-time geek. I work full-time for a plumbing contractor. But, I'm not a plumber. But, I know plenty! I also work as a web designer/graphic designer on the side with my buddy and business partner, Kris (former Eversinceve drummer) "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
" No time for love Dr. Jones! "

My Interests

Living Sacrifice - Not My Own (1 Cor. 6:19-20) Self perception of this reason Strive against my heart that's needing Accused by this lust of flesh and death worldBorn again, Born again life Born again, Born again peace Born again, Born again love I am not my ownCannot contain, disassociate my sorrow and pain All distortions of hate, distortions of god Dissect, massacre, dissipateBorn again, Born again life Born again, Born again peace Born again, Born again love I am not my ownFalse hope in man False faith in myself False life adorned in destruction Failed life in death once ripped me open Now dissect, massacreBorn again, Born again life Born again, Born again peace Born again, Born again love I am not my ownGod, my family, my friends, Web Design (DGM), Graphic Design (DGI), Art, MUSIC (all kinds!), Movies, Cars, and of course video games. " You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."--"I happen to like nice men."--"I'm a nice man."--"No, you're not. You're... "

I'd like to meet:

John the Baptist, George Lucas, Kevin Smith.

Music:

Paradise Lost, Metallica, Megadeth, My Dying Bride, Living Sacrifice, Soul Embraced, Demonhunter, RED , All That Remains, Amboog-A-Lard, Anthrax, Anathema, Apocalyptica, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Arch Enemy, As I Lay Dying, Bad Company, Beatallica, Behemoth, Biohazard, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Blindside, Bloodhound Gang, Bob Marley, Bon Jovi, Cheap Trick, Chimaira, Cinderella, Circle of Dust, Corrosion Of Conformity, Danny Elfman, Danzig, Deep Purple, Def Leppard, Dimmu Borgir, Disturbed, DRAGONFORCE, Drain S.T.H., Dream Theater, Evergrey, Eversinceve, Fear Factory, Finntroll, Fleetwood Mac, Foghat, God Forbid, Godsmack, Gorillaz, Guns N' Roses, Hatebreed, Hayseed Dixie, Hypocrisy, In Flames, Into Eternity, Iron Maiden, Killswitch Engage, Lacuna Coil, Leaves' Eyes, Led Zeppelin, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Machine Head, Malevolent Creation, Martyr A.D., Mortification, Motley Crue, Mountain, Mudvanye, Nightwish, Norah Jones, Obituary, Opeth, Ozzy, P.O.D., Pain God, Pantera, Phil Collins, Pink, Pink Floyd, Poison, Primus, Queen, Rage Against The Machine, The Red Chord, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Richard Cheese, Rollins Band, Rob Zombie, Rolling Stones, Royal Anguish, Saliva, Santana, Scars Of Life, Scars Of Tomorrow, Sepultura, Sevendust, Shadows Fall, Shai Hulud, Sick of it All, SLAYER, Slipknot, Soilwork, Soulfly, Steve Miller Band, Sting, Strongarm, Sublime, System Of A Down, They Might Be Giants, Tiamat, Tom Petty, TOOL, Tourniquet, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Type O Negative, Unearth, Vanilla Ice, Weird Al Yankovic, White Zombie, Winds.....and more!!!!!!

Movies:

Love me some dat Star Wars movin' pictures. Also, like the horror stuff. And comedies! Oh yeah, nothing beats the classics...The Jerk, Space Balls, Ferris Bueller, Clerks and EVERYTHING else by Kevin "37" Smith, Can't go wrong with anything "Monty Python", Spinal Tap, and What About Bob?, and then there's documentaries like, March of the Penguins...just blew my mind the first time I saw it. I also like pretty much anything Tarantino does. And if there is a movie based on a comic book...I've seen it and probably have it on DVD. For more of my movies...check out my collection here www.dvdspot.com/member=Elbonius
2 Movies I hate (gimme back my 4hours) : Vanilla Sky and Alpha Dog - Horrible Movies. And I LIKE "horrible" movies. Like "Gymkata", "Dark Star", "The Last Dragon". ;-) I love Zombie movies!!! I love the classics!"What is it? Is it frustrating that you can't be with this person? That there's something keeping you apart? That there's something about this person that you can connect with? And whenever you're near this person, you don't know what to say, and you say everything that's in your mind and in your heart, and you know that if you could just be together, that this person would help you become the best possible version of yourself?"

Television:

[adult swim], HEROES, HOUSE, Cash Cab, Dirty Jobs, and just about anything else on Discovery Channel. The Prisoner (on DVD. Look it up, it's phat!) I hate "reality" TV with a passion. MTV and VHI can both suck on my kneecap. The left one. I love me some dat G4 vide'o gamin' channel. It be a neat one! Old school...MacGyver was my fav when I was a kid.

Books:

The Bible!!! A varied assortment of "For Dummies" books, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Stephen King,."I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fear's path, and only I will remain."

Heroes:

God, My Dad and Mom, Daniel E. 'Rudy' Ruettiger, C.S. Lewis, George Lucas, Kevin Smith.DEMETRI MARTIN IS A REALLY FUNNY GUY. Watch this video!

My Blog

Randoom

So here we are once again. I've decided to write something. At this point I have no topic. Just freestyling here... Uh...I was a little sick over the weekend. Had a sore throat and just felt crappy. B...
Posted by Elbo on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:19:00 PST

Whatever...

I just noticed that my last blog was... a long time ago. So, Thanksgiving and Christmas were pretty good. New Years was nice....even though I was sick. I hung with my sisters and didn't have any alcoh...
Posted by Elbo on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:44:00 PST

I'm Moving

Yeah, so living in a 2/2 has been nice. But, without a roommate, money is tight. Luckily there's a 1/1 available where I live. And it's in the building right next door to mine! Should be the easiest m...
Posted by Elbo on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:47:00 PST

One of my best friends died today...

Back in '93 if I remember correctly I was a sophmore or junior in high school (yes, I'm old) and I remember coming home one day to find that there was a dog living with us. I'm bad about remembering d...
Posted by Elbo on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 04:50:00 PST

This is important to me...

"No temptation has seized you except what is common to man. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so th...
Posted by Elbo on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 03:09:00 PST

I'm tired...

of going into Hot Topic to check out the shirts and finding a shirt or a few shirts that I really like and would buy. But, the only sizes they have are Small, Medium and XXL.  I wear a Large. And...
Posted by Elbo on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 08:29:00 PST

Muhahahahahahahahahaha.

I'm an evil genius. And soon my plan will come to full fruition. Are you scared? If you are, then you must have done something wrong. Am I talking to one person? No. I'm talking to many. All the peop...
Posted by Elbo on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:20:00 PST

FFF

fair-weather friend: A friend who is only nice to you when it's convenient. A friend who is only a friend when circumstances are pleasant or profitable. A friend who is only around when they need you....
Posted by Elbo on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 03:06:00 PST

Nintendo

Alrighty, so a few days ago I broke down and bought a Nintendo DS Lite. A friend of mine got one and loves it..so, I got one. Let me tell you...this thing is sweet. I've been playing New Super Mario B...
Posted by Elbo on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:15:00 PST

Daydream Believer: Wake the Fuck UP.

It's funny how some people live in their own little dream world. Now, don't get me wrong. I'm a pretty optimistic person....with some things. But, I am a realist most of the time. The glass is not hal...
Posted by Elbo on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 04:16:00 PST