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About Me

i admit it- i am a food snob. i love knives, sharp, pointy, heavy ones. i like a perfect bone jarring coffee. black. i like my truck. i love my corvair. i like my jeans worn. i secretly love my freckles. i like that my hands are small but strong. i love sitting at the end of our dock at 3 am and talking with orion. i love that i can write my heart, even if your mind doesn't get it. i have secret ninja skills, and i will not hesitate to get chuck norris on your ass. i will probably lose unless i am on eight wheels. i shave my head impulsively at 2 in the morning when i feel trapped. fuzz sets me free. (please don't offer- only mine is magically cathartic) my mohawk is chameleonic. i like big words, i use them when i speak and if you dont understand that is your loss, and not my fault. i believe that grammar is not optional, but spelling is a creative art form. (the latter statment does not apply to the following declaration) i am a crossword goddess. i am ahead of the game, i just forget the rules. i am not a doormat, although i have been tread upon. i am no longer anybody's fool. i don't pity the fool, i don't have time. i make no apologies for myself, and i take things as is. i am trustworthy. i don't have a shadow, neither do you.

My Interests

figure it out-going fast and turning left. kicking ass and icing mine. comparing bruises. showing off fishnet burn. smelling my knee pads. being 'the Wall.'Nice to beat you, my name is Kitty Coroner, number 187, Penn-Jersey She Devil.

I'd like to meet:

myself, one day.
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Music:

melissa ferrick addict. teagan and sara addict. ani, melissa etheridge, indigo girls, annie lenox, queen, stones, doors, billie holiday, ramones, y mucho mas...

Movies:

any cohen bros.

Television:

screw tv- get some skates.

Books:

i am going with authors... fitgerald, d h laurence, morrison, shakespeare, lewis, joyce

Heroes:

There's a flickering light bouncin' off the table into your eyes And I can't help but wanna catch it And when you fold me in your arms And dump your soul onto my back All the noises in my head stop to listen to my heart, stretchin' out Oh, I'm givin' in Look at this love of ours Oh, I do believe we're startin' to settle in Come on in honey the deep end is callin' Touch your toes now and spring back up I'm gonna promise it all (true?) lovin' So come on come on baby Never give up Without a warning you walked right in Sat yourself inside me and ordered Never has it been so easy, to just lay still and let somebody see me My heart is stretchin' out Look at me I'm givin' in Oh, this little love of ours I'm startin' to settle in Come on in honey the deep end is callin' Touch your toes now and spring back up I'm gonna promise it all (true?) lovin' So come on honey Never give up The first week was like a month stranded on an island Nothin' but our bodies talkin' And when I came up for air All the world was there And it is raining in our honor Stretchin' out Oh look at me, I'm startin' to give in Oh this love of ours, Settlin' in Come on in honey the deep end is callin' Touch your toes and spring back up Let's promise it all to each other Come on in honey the deep end is callin' Touch your toes now spring back up I want to promise it all (true?) lovin' So come on, come on Never give up Never give up, yeah Never give up, yeah Never give up
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My Blog

rain

so i think rain is a supremely symbolic thing for me.  it is cathartic.  it is like washing your face with cold water when you are sleepy.  i feel refreshed.
Posted by i heart pots & kettles! on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:57:00 PST

the redness

so i think china hates my space.     it may have to do with their, ehem, redness.   this is the first time i have been able to get on in almost 24 hours.   no pics yet bc for...
Posted by i heart pots & kettles! on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:56:00 PST

dim sum

i am going to china today. bitchin.       i rove dumprings.
Posted by i heart pots & kettles! on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 05:12:00 PST

meat sticks and porn

so we went to dongdemun fleamarket today. it is in an old stadium so there were still chairs and stuff.  we haggled. we bought spoons, a paintbrush and porn. we didnt haggle for the por...
Posted by i heart pots & kettles! on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:00:00 PST

saunas and liquor

accidental sauna so i fell and hurt my knee.  in korea.  a bijillion miles from my pills and my favorite ice and heat pack (yes i know i am a dork- but when it works you stick to it.)&n...
Posted by i heart pots & kettles! on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 06:30:00 PST

i wanna be a cowboy.

so in this edition of cat does korea jeeves, t, mcgnomey and myself went to itewon and myondong in seoul.  itewon is the area where all the military families live so there were tons of non asian ...
Posted by i heart pots & kettles! on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:41:00 PST

chef San

t and i went to Insadong in seoul... it is  the artist alley.. all the 'cool' galleries or what ever.  wha tyo uneed to know is that i took some cool pics, ate some stick food, and gene...
Posted by i heart pots & kettles! on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 07:48:00 PST

lunch.

  t and i were hungry once upon a time.  so we wondered the streets of seoul looking for a promising shop with dericious food.  we found tons.  check it out.... what would you orde...
Posted by i heart pots & kettles! on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 05:18:00 PST

CK won. take two.

so. korea, yeah.  observation number one. i cant even pronounce let alone spell anything here. two- i went to a public restroom in which i was suposed to purchase toilet paper before i entered th...
Posted by i heart pots & kettles! on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:46:00 PST

gross

There's a flickering light bouncin' off the table into your eyesAnd I can't help but wanna catch itAnd when you fold me in your armsAnd dump your soul onto my backAll the noises in my head stop to lis...
Posted by i heart pots & kettles! on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:52:00 PST