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Scarlitt Switchblade

Is that your blood? Some of it, yeah.

About Me



DON'T SEND ME A FUCKING ADD REQUEST OR I'LL FIND YOU AND SHIT IN YOUR SINK!
I'm not a complicated lass. I like to drink and fight and piss with the boys.
I like it that way
If I don't hate you, I'd die for you. I don't make friends for the short term. I don't make friends for charity or whatever it is you offer.
I will not fold when it comes to my music. You are expected to sing along.
These good times ARE the soundtrack to my life.
Ya Bastards.

This is my bodyguard, my support system, my drinking buddy, and my love.

My Interests

Things. Things that include fun music, fun people, roller derby, falling down, knocking people down, pirates, vet med- cause I'm a huge dork, lounge music, dirty bars with shit-for-talent punk bands, some bands that actually have talent... etc.

I'd like to meet:

Any broad that thinks she can skate derby. Like Susan B. Anarchy once said "Know how to fight? We'll teach you to skate! Know how to skate? We'll teach you to fight!"
I'm also interested in guys who want to be abused a little bit! We always need referees, crazy screaming fans and drinking buddies!!

Oh, and Catwoman. I want to meet Catwoman.

Music:

punk punk punk punk and other assorted trash. Mainly Dropkick, Bouncing Souls, Billy Joel, Less Than Jake, Social Distortion, Street Dogs, Tsunami Bomb, Raise A Flag, The MacLads, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Catch 22, Streetlight Manifesto, The Queers, Frenzal Rhomb, NoFx, Rancid, Against All Authority, Ani Difranco (because she's angry), Dean Martin, Peggy Lee, old Homegrown (because I'm a loser), Showtunes (because I was a dancer), Throw Rag, Agnostic Front, Roger Miret in general, Flogging Molly, The Pogues, Clancey Brothers, Nofx, Me First, so on and so forth.

Movies:

labyrinth, pirates of the blah blah blah, snatch, fight club, slc punk, stigmata, nothing but trouble, boondock saints, snakes on a plane, shaun of the dead, hot fuzz, planet terror

Books:

anything chuckie p or poppy z brite

Heroes:

I don't look up to many people, but I respect my dogs for thier ability to have fun regardless of the situation. That and they are just damn cute.

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My Blog

Stupid Teresa and her stupid weird things.

The rules of this chain blogging state:Once you've been tagged, you must write a blog with "6 weird things/habits about yourself." And at the end you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list thei...
Posted by Scarlitt Switchblade on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 08:56:00 PST

Revenge is a dish best served fried.

I went kayaking today. It was terrible, and made me want to sell my kayak. (this is my new kayak, at least, the stock photo.) She's wonderful. And is large enough to fit myself and Johnny Rotten comf...
Posted by Scarlitt Switchblade on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 05:14:00 PST

Booze-a-que

Here we go. This was a surprise roll of film for me, because I really didn't take pictures during the shin-dig. Kissy face Charissa!! I love how well her eyebrows were drawn on!! The hour long dance...
Posted by Scarlitt Switchblade on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 04:32:00 PST

Tampon Nights

Ok, so this is the photo documentation of last weekend. This is also the weekend where I couldn't take a good picture to save my life. In chronological order... Speaks for itself, I suppose. NEXT! So...
Posted by Scarlitt Switchblade on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:27:00 PST

New Year's-o-rama!

Sooo... Let's see if Myspace puts a length limit on blogs! Here are the new year's photos. I apologise, in advance, for all of this.   "Scooby snack?" "You fucked my wife?" Where'd the dust...
Posted by Scarlitt Switchblade on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 05:47:00 PST

Analyze me.

So, I had this random fucking dream the other night, and I can't figure it out. I wasn't drinking, so that doesn't explain any of it! Go ahead, read on below and analyze me. THE DREAM: I was standing...
Posted by Scarlitt Switchblade on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 01:52:00 PST

I HATE YOUR BAND! I WILL NOT ADD YOU

so don't ask.
Posted by Scarlitt Switchblade on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 11:35:00 PST

Single's Awareness Day


Posted by Scarlitt Switchblade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

suck-rock to the MAX

The darkness is opening for KISS in Tampa. That's all that really needs to be said at this point.
Posted by Scarlitt Switchblade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST