sarcasm, DERBY, music, vonnegut, fighting for money, fireworks, dumping on public property/ in stamped envelopes, riding bikes, writing stories, my job, any movies that are truly screwed up... which in my experience are exclusively: amazing and/or respectably ridiculous, talking to juan martinez as much as possible, my brother, volleyball, coveting thy neighbors wife, robbins, cockfights, sword fights, people with style (their own), cats with extra toes, "understanding" on the science channel, intelligent conversation, spanish (in general, but expecially mexislang), riding bicycles, driving my car, swimming in the ocean, peeing in the ocean (it's so... effortless), peeing in skirts (almost as effortless), the "down the road" section in the weekly, making my dog hyper, spying on the neighbors.
houdini, my cat's illegitimate father, streisand, burt reynolds, my illegitimate father (just kidding, he was my custodial parent), a beastie boy, freddie mercury, someone with an extra thumb (honestly, id settle for someone who owns a cat with one...), stephen hawking (if nothing else but to see what i come up with to "greet", sans traditional handshake), a couple other people...
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oh, you know... NOFX, propagandhi, jamiroqui... (no idea how to spell that), not rebecca, h2o, dropkick (fuck yea), jawbreaker (fuck yea), (team america references, but you knew that) the toy dolls, michael jackson (cant get enough "dont stop til you get enough"), sonic youth, beck (is a genius), tfp, medeski martin and wood, good riddance, morrisey, the police-fuck sting, public enemy, the cars, less than jake, the necromantics (though i dont really do the psychobilly thing...), the bouncing souls, anything with horns, strings and/or a hammond organ, the waitresses, flaming lips, the bouncing souls covering the waitresses, the tossers, sage francis, ocean colour scene, strung out, prince, nate dogg/warren g combo, 7 seconds, depeche mode, mustard plug, eyedea & abilities (pretty much any of the rhymesayers), guttermouth, QUEEN, superchunck, the WuTang, james taylor, dinosaur jr., social d, suicide machines, b-52's, the cure, sex pistols, booty music (in general), jets to brazil, the Roots, Del, the breeders, salt n pepa, trina (the more graphic tracks), atmosphere, love the shit out of the first transplants album... the second - not so much but its kind of growing on me, john prine, no use for a name, too short, nwa, AAA, pixies, op ivy, tupac, screaching weasel, they might be giants, bone thugs (thuggish ruggish bone.. all im sayin...)(wait, i should also say: "mo murda bumps pretty hard in my hyundai accident"), frank black...
buffalo 66, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, gattaca, team america, 21 grams, baseketball, the life aquatic, waiting for guffman, boondock saints, romper stomper, steel magnolias (caught ya! pay attention jerk!), citizen ruth, magnolia, everything is illuminated, closer, ghostbusters, four rooms, pulp fiction, the royal tenenbaums, fight club, death to smoochy, the natural, things to do in denver when youre dead (i believe that is how the title is worded... any insight: fill me in), both of the addams family movies, i heart huckabees, beetlejuice, elvira mistress of the dark, annie.
space ghost, aqua teen, understanding, daily show, simpsons, sealab, saved by the bell, fox news (for their fair and balanced presentation), south park, the episode of cheaters where joey greco gets stabbed (if you havent seen it, talk to me when you see him all gray and shit) (haha! that guy is a DICK!), myth busters (except that one with the pyramids... LAME), thats about it i guess... oh, they are now showing peewee's playhouse reruns on adult swim, oh, and most anything on discovery times... oh, and (just kidding)
f a book... f one in the ear/reading is for the literate/i have a bible, i dont need those filthy books/satire or history
bruce willis, wesley willis, jayce (coolest kid ever), both of my parents (for completely different reasons), kurt vonnegut... may god have mercy on his soul, my dog is pretty cool, stephen hawking, john martinez, vigilantes (in general), tha SZA, burt reynolds (post smack in face), edison, grandmaster benny and the furious ropedawg...