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Sweet & Sinister
A doll that already has your aggression taken out on it.....before you even get it home.
**All hand made......You know you want one........Only $20! Each doll is about 13.5" from top of the head to bottom of the feet. (Except kitty, she is $15 and about 16" tall)
**To place an order please message me......Shipping is a standard flat rate of $5.95.
**At this time only money orders are accepted. No Paypal yet!
**Because each one is hand made, each one is unique. No two are exactly alike. Just like us!
**Please be patient with us, more designs to follow......THEIR SICK!!
~~~~****DISCLAIMER****~~~~
WE DO NOT ENDORSE OR ENCOURAGE YOU TO TRY ANY OF THE MORBID ITEMS LISTED HERE.
PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT US IF YOU DECIDE TO BURN YOUR HAND OFF WITH GASOLINE BECAUSE THE DOLL DID IT. I MEAN...........IF YOU DO...... YOU KIND OF DESERVE IT FOR BEING A DUMB ASS.
THESE ARE DOLLS PEOPLE!!!!
ALSO THESE DOLLS ARE MADE IN A HOME THAT HAS CATS AND DOGS. SO IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO ANIMAL DANDER, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER THAT WHEN PURCHASING.
~~~~**END DISCLAIMER***~~~~
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Movies that contain people dying like this:
Crushed by a truckload of styrofoam shipping peanuts
Choking to death on spider webs
Choking to death on your own saliva
Bored to death
Being hit by a parked car
In your sleep, wearing your Superman Jammies
Paper Cut
Getting hit by a car...while streaking on the freeway
Heart attack while line dancing
During sex...with a farm animal
Getting hit by a car..while wearing your Halloween costume
In your sleep, with a Pauly Shore movie in the VCR
In a fire, caused by a shortage in "The Clapper"
Eating Applesauce through an I.V
Fighting a lawn mower
Have head bitten off
Get attacked by crazy folks
Computer thrown at you
Being hit with a bowling ball in a bowling alley
Being pushed in front of an archery target
Being attacked by ninjas
Swallowing a toothpick at a cocktail party
Bleed to death from a nosebleed
Blood poisoning after being bitten by a pet monkey
Crashing into a tree while skiing
Stroke, while going to the bathroom
Mass murder
Beaten to death with a broomstick
Hanging from shower curtain rod,handcuffed,wearing lingerie
Accidental strangulation
Decapitated by helicopter blade
Heart attack . . . while jogging
Murdered on birthday
Leap from a hot air balloon
Burned at the stake
Sunstroke