Fixed Gears are for Jerks and Lesbians

About Me

FGAFJAL started in turbulent times. On October 5th 2006, Jay (previously of the bands "INGREEDIANTS" and "beefcake") asked his friends if they wanted to start a band. They said yes. Jay celebrated by drinking a lot, and making fun of college kids at the bar.

They decided to make their mission something along the lines of offensive/ highly sexual band makes fun of punk rockers. Because everyone hates punk rockers. So they did. It was glorious. Jay decided to make fun of fixed gear riders, too. So they did. It was glorious. Kate wanted to make fun of Jay. So they did. It was glorious. Now Jay is going to put a poisonous snake in Kate's pajamas. Take that, bitch.
Anyways, they started in turbulent times, fixed gear riders swarmed on our streets like a trendy plague. Punk rock kids were able to sit at "Hard Times Cafe" and make fun of "less punk" kids. Tall bikers weren't being made fun of like they should've been. Something HAD to be done.
That about does it, go to their shows.

To get a copy of our CD or DVD, send a message to peeinmymouth.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/15/2006
Band Website: fgafjal.com
Band Members:

JAY (throat)
CLASS: Berserker
HEIGHT: 6'7"
LEVEL: 17, +3 to all attributes during BLOOD RAGE

KATE (skins)
CLASS: Messenger
GEARS: Fixed
GEAR INCHES: 1,072 (estimate)

MARC (bass, superbass)
CLASS: Gasser
TYPE: Anesthetic
RESPONSIBILITIES: Putting the ass back in "bass"

ERIC (overdrive)
CLASS: E
# OF STRINGS: 6 or fewer
# OF ELECTRONS: 1.80x10^28

Influences: Real fucking life. Beer. Bicycles. Spice Girls.
Sounds Like: Reality, with a twist. And a little bit of Sporty Spice.
Heroes:
Type of Label: None

My Blog

FGafJaL in MPLS/St. Paul Magazine

We were recently interviewed for an article about bike culture in MPLS for Minneapolis/St. Paul Magazine. Insanity followed. The article, as far as we were concerned, was full of lies and slander. Her...
Posted by Fixed Gears are for Jerks and Lesbians on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:44:00 PST

Beat a frat boy with a U lock - Jay Awesome

Beat a fucking frat boy's face inwith a U lock that's how it's donebeat a fucking frat boy's face intake that, bitchThey all hate fagsthey never tipyou die you daterapingpiece of shitBeat a fucking fr...
Posted by Fixed Gears are for Jerks and Lesbians on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 04:24:00 PST

Jesus is Magic - Jay Awesome and Moishe

Jesus Christ he's my best friendHe'll follow me until the endHe's the one I voted forJesus Christ will win the warJesus Christ knows what to doJesus Christ will kill the jewsHe turns copper into brass...
Posted by Fixed Gears are for Jerks and Lesbians on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 04:58:00 PST

Manimal -Grade AA Frame

Manimal he's a motherfucking animal x3 M-A-N-I-M-A-L See him on the streets better run the other wayManimal ain't out to playCall him a fag, you think he's gayManimal, he swings both ways Manima...
Posted by Fixed Gears are for Jerks and Lesbians on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:00:00 PST

Pi -Snot Boy

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749 44592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582 231725359408128481 1174502841027019385211055596446229489549303...
Posted by Fixed Gears are for Jerks and Lesbians on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:36:00 PST

Christianity Killed my Cat -Eric Frame-

Christianity kills curiosityThis means by proxyJesus killed my catWoke up this morningBody in the doorwayJesus killed my catEye for an eye, tooth for a toothPunch Jesus in a photo boothI want pictures...
Posted by Fixed Gears are for Jerks and Lesbians on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 05:53:00 PST

Rock your face off (and make you crap your pants) -Jay Awesome

We like making mothers cry We like it when people die We like bringing guns to school We like peeing in your pool Yeah we're gonna rock your face offyeah we're gonna rock your face offyeah we're ...
Posted by Fixed Gears are for Jerks and Lesbians on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:55:00 PST

Hipster Fixter - Katex and Jay Awesome

Ride all day, drink all nightmore fun than a pillow fightSay you're wrong, you know you're rightmore fun that a pillow fight.Roll up your pant leg up a little bit higherhipster fixster, hipster fixste...
Posted by Fixed Gears are for Jerks and Lesbians on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:11:00 PST

Fuck the Pope - Katex and Jay Awesome

Fuck the popeFuck the popeFucking the fucking fucking popeFather, son, and holy ghostCommunion just the holy toastArchaic bullshit all passed onI'd rather fuck a mastadonFuck the pope Fuck the pope Fu...
Posted by Fixed Gears are for Jerks and Lesbians on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:51:00 PST

Kate's a Fucking Dyke and I'm Going to Take her Bike - Snot Boy

Kate's a fucking dyke and I'm going to take her bikeand I'm gonna put a steak in her pajamas tonightKate's a fucking dyke and I'm going to take her bike and I'm gonna put a steak in her pajamas tonigh...
Posted by Fixed Gears are for Jerks and Lesbians on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:40:00 PST