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John W. Smokes Jr.

Deathbed Baby

About Me

Blue river dweller with his nose to the sea.

My Interests

Rock and/or roll, Booking and going to shows, Going way the hell out of my way to go to shows, Drums, Aliens, Nature Documentaries,Crytpozoology, Outer space, Mexican food, kicking ass, dancing stupid, playing shows, sleeping, conspiracy theories, road trips to nowhere, good conversations, funny people, things, adventures, ramen noodles, Skateboarding (as of last night), late night rendevouz at the waterfall, Politickin', Narrow Escapes, Making people laugh, Screaming, Nintendo, Teenage mutant ninja turtles, Pokemon (before it sucked), Hip hopping, Not stopping, Being subtle, Little kids, The circus (but not clowns), Carnie Folk, Falling in love with life and drinking it from a fountain, A good melody, Poker, Being in a band, Dreaming, COAST TO COAST AM, Good people, A real good hug, A real good fight, Being in a crowded room, Kool-Aid, Cookie dough,and taco sauce.

I'd like to meet:

My match, be it friend or foe.And the cows.And bigfoot.

Music:

In alphabetical orderrrr:2pac Alice Donut Anything Gravey ever touches Arcwelder ASS Atomic Annie Band Marino Big Black BigDUMBface Billy Idol Bjork Blood of a battery Bob Dylan Buddy Holly Cake Chooglin CKY Coco Rosie Corky and the juice pigs Da Yoopers Daiquiri Days of the new Dead Prez Deadboy and the elephantmen Del Shannon Devin Townsend Devo Dick Dale DJ Danger mouse Dog fashion disco Donovan Dr. Teeth and the electric mayhem Electric Six Eminem Emmylou Harris Ennio Morricone Faih No More Fantomas Flatt and Scruggs Folk Implosion Four minute warning Foxy Shazam! Frank Zappa and the mothers of invention Ganglion Gibby Haynes and his problem Gnarls Barkley Gogol Bordello Gram Rabbit Green Jelly Hank Williams SR Helmet Hollywood Homicide IfIhadahifhi Incredibad Janis Joplin Jay Z Jesus Lizard Jippedo Johnny Cash Jon Spencer blues explosion Killdozer Led Zeppelin Leo Kottke Leonard Cohen Les Claypools Purple Onion Liam Lynch Link Wray Liquid Tension LKN Loretta Lynn Maps Of Norway MC/VL Mindless Self Indulgence Modest Mouse Monsters are waiting Mr. Bungle Murray Head Neil Young Nirvana Norman Greenbaum Off with their heads Oingo Boingo Ol' Dirty bastard Outkast Patsy Cline Pete Seeger PJ Harvey Porcupine Tree Primus Prince Rammstein Rapeman Red From Winter Richard Thompson Rob Kliener Robert Johnson Run Dmc Sam the sham and the pharaohs Scratch Acid Shellac Simon and Garfunkel Sleater Kinney SMB Son House Soul Asylum Static X Strapping Young Lad Tantric Tears for fears Ted Nugent Tenacious D Tennesee ernie ford The Agenda The Angry mothers The battle royale The beastie boys The Beatles The bloodhound gang The Butthole Surfes, The Carter Family The Cows The Cramps The cranberries The Crew cuts The Crinn The cure The Doors The eels The fire theft The god damn doo wop band The Gypsy Kings The haves have it The heroine sheiks The Horseshoe Spatulas The Jimi Hendrix Experience The mamas and the papas The Mars Volta The Melvins The Men Who Control The Weather The Moment The Pastries The Raconteurs The Ramones The Seawhores The show is the rainbow The Skinnys The Soledad Brothers The statler brothers The summer people The Super 8 Bit brothers The talking heads The ugly fat kids The White Stripes The yeah yeah yeahs They might be giants Tinmanchu Tom Petty and the heartbreakers Tom Waits Tomahawk Tub Ring Turbonegro Ween Weird Al Wesley Willis White town Wu tang clan XTC

Movies:

First and foremost - KoyaanisqatsiLOTR, Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, Star Wars, Signs, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Thumbsucker, What about Bob?, Where the buffalo roam, the life aquatic, The devils rejects, Signs, The Village, Harry Potter And The Prizoner of azkaban/Goblet of fire, SLC Punk, Fight Club, Farenheit 911, Both Kill Bills (the 2nd one is better, though), Pulp Fiction, From Dusk til dawn, Desperado, Spaceballs, Rounders, Jurassic Park 1 and 2, A mighty wind, Team America, Shanghai Noon, Cold Mountain, Ferris Buellers day off, King Kong, School of rock, Grizzly Man, Stripes, The Big Lebowski, O brother, where art thou?, Everything youve wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask, The History of the world part one, Batman Begins, Coffee and Cigarettes, Mystery Men, Office Space, The 40 year old virgin, Wedding Crashers, Pirates of the caribbean uno and dos. I just saw Down in the valley and it was fantastic. And my new favorite? Cannibal! The Musical

Books:

I read books, too.

Heroes:

Steve Albini, Jacques Costeau, Hank Williams SR., Mike Patton, Lux Interior, Kevin Gibson, Rob Kliener, and my cat Jezibel.AND GIBBY HAYNES.

My Blog

I bought new drums yesterday.

A DW Pacific 5 piece with all maple shells and tobacco fade. Its my new baby.
Posted by John W. Smokes Jr. on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:00:00 PST

Behold, the powers of Vicodin

Yesterday, I took a ten foot fall from a roof to a driveway at work. I have a fracture in my left heel, and my right heel is bruised so badly that I can't walk on that one, either. The doctor said th...
Posted by John W. Smokes Jr. on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:30:00 PST

Moustache ride!

   Really though, I wish I could grow  a moustache. It'd be so sexy. 
Posted by John W. Smokes Jr. on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:39:00 PST

If you want to scream, scream with me

Im alive. Im on the internet. I have a mohawk at the moment. Its fuzzy. I'm drinking a coke from a lil glass bottle. Its tasty. Thats all I got. Hope all of you are square....
Posted by John W. Smokes Jr. on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:53:00 PST

Well that is that, and this is this

Rock and rolllllllll. Really though. We played a show sometime not that long ago and it went fucking fantastic. I don't care about anything anymore. I know were good. I have way too much fun. Chew on...
Posted by John W. Smokes Jr. on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:02:00 PST

Cardinal sin.

Here's to it. Lets see where this path takes me.
Posted by John W. Smokes Jr. on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 01:38:00 PST

Manic Euphoria. (nothing to do with the band, btw)

I feel so good today. I'm in love with everything. I loved working today. My crappy lunch tastes amazing. I love that it's snowing, even though I hate the fucking winter. I love the fact that i'm soa...
Posted by John W. Smokes Jr. on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:21:00 PST

Everyone needs a new hole in their face, and other thoughts.

I got my lip pierced a week ago today, on the right. I like it quite a bit. I went into steady with the intention of getting a new tattoo but didn't have enough money to get the one I wanted, so ...
Posted by John W. Smokes Jr. on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 12:04:00 PST

Lights in the sky.

I moved to the city. I'm changing some things. Everywhere around me there is a good looking girl. My hair is going back to black. New tattoo soon. Maybe some other holes in my skin. My apartment is wa...
Posted by John W. Smokes Jr. on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 10:07:00 PST

Follow the speed limit

What is it, really, that I keep looking for? I'd like to hear some ideas.
Posted by John W. Smokes Jr. on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:32:00 PST