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About Me

My name is Shan . . . you can call me that or 23.
I am orignally from the great city of Minneapolis, I was born and raised here. I love the history of this place and the weird little nooks and crannies that so often get over looked. I tend to be a bit on the shy side,so sitting here and writing things about my self gets a little weird for me. .
I am horrible at writing things about my self.
I like photography, pi, and spending time alone in places most people don't see.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shannon "23" Kelley
Birthday: August 27th 1985
Birthplace: North Memorial Medical Center in Minneapolis
Current Location: Blaine, Minnesota.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: RED
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Big clunky brown work shoes.
Your Weakness: Tons . . . Some one wrapping their arms around me from behind, Tall guys with nice eyes, fuzzy heads are always nice and dominance is always nice. I'm a bit old fashioned that way.
Your Fears: FBI
Your Perfect Pizza: Veggie Lover's with white suace from Umbria or Luce.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Running a little short on time aren't we?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "FUCK STICKS!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "What the hell is the nose?"
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes, tits or my brain.
Your Bedtime: When I get tired.
Your Most Missed Memory: Hm, long summer drives with no destination, that or cuddling at my old house during heavy storms . . . the windows of my bedroom had metal awnings, it was an awesome sound and feeling.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither . . . Hardee's or Sonic.
Single or Group Dates: I don't really date much
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Sweet Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Way more of a caramel fan, but chocolate will do in a pinch.
Cappuccino or Coffee: A proper cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Yes.
Do you Swear: Like a sailor.
Do you Sing: Only in the shower, or if I've been drinking:)
Do you Shower Daily: I try to.
Have you Been in Love: Of course, I'd give you a dollar if you find me some one who hasn't.
Do you want to go to College: Maybe.
Do you want to get Married: Not really, I don't much see the point. Just a bunch of paper work if you want to end things.
Do you belive in yourself: I really try to.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: Some times.
Are you a Health Freak: HAHA No. All the bad stuff I do is just going to take the last 10 years off of my life . . . and those all drag on anyways.
Do you get along with your Parents: My Ma, I rarely talk to or see my Dad.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them.
Do you play an Instrument: Sax, and Bass.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: . . . Why yes, yes I have.
In the past month have you Smoked: *puts the lighter down* What? Me?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Thank god, no.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No . . . I am feinding for some curry though.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, its far FAR to cold for that shit. Give it a few months though.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: No.
Ever been Beaten up: No . . .
Ever Shoplifted: Nope.
How do you want to Die: I rather go up in flames than wither up and fade out. . .
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A toys r us kid.
What country would you most like to Visit: France and Finland.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown or Greenish blue
Favourite Hair Color: Not that picky, a nice red headed boy might be nice.
Short or Long Hair: Fuzzy, short, or shaven
Height: Taller than me is a MUST.
Weight: Doesnt really matter.
Best Clothing Style: Casual.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Doesn't really matter.
Number of CDs I own: Not many
Number of Piercings: 2 right now . . . I need more I can keep hidden from work.
Number of Tattoos: Six
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I try not to regret things.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everyone . . .


besides your mom - Oh! and people who have to try to be funny

My Blog

Blue balls, and other such things.

I've been busy lately. Dealing with contractors, insurance adjusters, trying to find the fucking weasel who did the inspection of our house. It seems the decking to the roof is completely FUCKED. By f...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:13:00 GMT

Purple

I'm a sucker for purple. I have a purple phone. My next phone will be purple and grey . . . along with sporting a 3 megapixel camera and MP3 player. . . Tonight at CVS while waitng for the little pill...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 23:24:00 GMT

Hm

I'm not so sure what to make of this here current situation. Its like watchig some one have a conversation with me... on my bad days. But only seeing/hearing their side of it. I already feel like a bu...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 22:22:00 GMT

My psychosis and me.

Tonights issue, intrusive thoughts. These are not something I speak about. Ever. Not to shrinks, not to any one. Why I am writing about them tonight is beyond me.I suppose I need a release. Actually y...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 23:46:00 GMT

It comes down to this

I was a burn out in high school. Seriously. Smoked weed, all the time. Drank too much, ate acid, snorted coke, got addicted to morphine, popped pills the colour of the rainbow. Lost two people who I w...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 23:39:00 GMT

Hi.

I'm sure I had something to say when I started this, though, I cannot for the life of me remeber what it is now. . .
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 03:02:00 GMT

New(ish) Hair

Pictures post-dye job. The developer I found under my sink, not strong enough to lift the black. I still have a tube of "titan red" (I didn't know titans had red hair, I always imaged black, or blonde...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:19:00 GMT

One of those mother fucking nights.

By "those" nights I mean I have no way to describe in any sort of a real way how I am feeling right now. No lyrics seem to fit nothing artistic is flowing out of me. Nothing. Well besides this, onc...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 23:26:00 GMT

Is it 1984 already?

Microsoft is developing Big Brother-style software capable of remotely monitoring a worker's productivity, physical wellbeing and competence&a computer system that links workers to their computers via...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 22:59:00 GMT

My new profile photo (Read: Inside every cynic lives a heart broken romantic.)

So, I've got a new profile pic. Its not the newest one in my albums . . . It was taken on the 22nd of December. In downtown Minneapolis. At the stone arch bridge. On a fridgely cold day. It was /reall...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 21:08:00 GMT