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About Me

YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE THE ABSOLUTE TERROR THAT WE HAVE IN STORE FOR THE WORLD. SOME OF YOU HAVE ALREADY SEEN THE MAJESTY OF OUR VILE QUEERCORE/LOUNGE ACT, AND SOON, WITH THE WONDER OF YOUTUBE, (AND A VENUE WILLING TO LET US SHIT ALL OVER OURSELVES MUSICALLY-AT LEAST), THE WORLD WILL LOOK UPON US AND DESPAIR.ALTHOUGH ALL OUR RECORDINGS WILL LIKELY BE QUEERCORE, WE HAVE BEEN PLAYING LOUNGE, JAZZ, AND FUNK VARIATIONS OF OUR SONGS. IT'S STILL BEING DEBATED ON WHETHER STUDIO VERSIONS OF THESE REMAKES WILL BE RELEASED ON A "REMIX ALBUM" OR B-SIDES OR SOME OTHER FORMAT, OR IF WE ARE ONLY GOING TO PLAY THEM LIVE. IN ANY EVENT, THE BELDINGS ARE FAR GREATER THAN WHEN IT WAS CREATED.WE'VE PRETTY MUCH PLANNED OUT OUR ENTIRE CAREER ALREADY, ALTHOUGH OBVIOUSLY WE'RE FUCKED UP ENOUGH TO ALTER THIS COMPLETELY. SO FAR, WE HAVE PLOTTED OUT FIVE ALBUMS... THE FIRST TWO BEING TYPICAL QUEERCORE, THE THIRD BEING THE CONCEPT/ART ALBUM, THE FOURTH GOING BACK TO OUR ROOTS, AND THE FIFTH BEING THE ONE WHEN WE RUN OUT OF IDEAS. IN ORDER, THEY ARE CALLED...*ZOINKS! IT'S GUYS NIGHT OUT! (GREATEST HITS)*A DIAMOND DOZEN*THE HIGH GEEK*BUTTFUCK! BUTTFUCK! BUTTFUCK!*THE COLLEGE YEARSAFTER THIS, WE ARE CONSIDERING THE CREATION OF "THE BELDINGS: THE NEW CLASS". THIS WOULD ESSENTIALLY CONSIST OF FORCING YOUNGER KIDS TO PLAY BELDING SONGS. COLONEL POPPERS AND MYSELF PLAN ON JOINING THE NEW CLASS AND HUMPING THE PUBLIC'S CLAMORING FOR THE BELDINGS UNTIL SUCH CLAMORING TURNS TO TOTAL DISGUST. DNER WILL LIKELY REMAIN IN THE OLD SCHOOL BELDINGS BAND AND TALK SHIT ABOUT US.WE ALSO ARE PLANNING A FULL MERCHANDISING LINE FOR THIS HORRID BAND. SO FAR, WE'VE THOUGHT UP A LOGO, WHICH WE WILL SELL AS PUNK PATCHES AND T-SHIRTS. WE ALSO HAVE SOME OTHER IDEAS FOR MEN'S AND WOMEN'S T-SHIRTS, WHICH WE WILL DEVELOP AND HOPEFULLY PRODUCE AS DEMAND FOR OUR QUEER BRILLIANCE INCREASES.PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE DUMPSTER PARTY TO END ALL DUMPSTER PARTIES, FUCKERS.JOIN! http://groups.myspace.com/thebowtiekillers

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/7/2006
Band Website: z12.invisionfree.com/Dustin_Diamond_Love/
Band Members: *FAGBUSTERS-Vocals, Keyboards, Harmonica, Recorder, Knee Pads, Megalomania.*DNER-Guitars, Fake Chest Hair, Shit Sprays, Monkeys.*K. POPPERS-Drums, Samples, Genital Inspections.
Influences: SCREECH POWERS, DENNIS HASKINS, A.C. SLATER, MR. TUTTLE, KURT STEINBERG, DUMPSTER PARTIES, FRED SCHNEIDER, JELLO BIAFRA, ANDY DICK, CHARLES NELSON REILLY, WESLEY WILLIS, AND ALL AT DUSTINDIAMOND.COM.
Sounds Like: A DUMPSTER PARTY BEHIND THE WEST HOLLYWOOD DENNY'S, TEEMING WITH HOMELESS MEN DRESSED UP AS MR. BELDING, MYLO THE JANITOR, AND A.C. SLATER, COMMITTING UNSPEAKABLE SEXUAL VIOLATIONS UPON SAMUEL "SCREECH" POWERS, BEFORE TEA-BAGGING HIM AND STRANGLING HIM WITH HIS OWN RAINBOW SUSPENDERS AND LEAVING HIM IN A PILE OF HIV+ SEMEN AND SHREDDED ZUBAZ.
Record Label: Hey Preppy! Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

The Beldings Big Cock Update!

HOLA, DEGENERATE FILTH!We're going to cram a lot of stuff into a tiny space, but anybody who has seen us should know that this sort of thing isn't a problem.First off, THANK YOU to all the new people ...
Posted by The Beldings on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:26:00 PST

The Jan Terri Film Festival!

In addition to our own creepy videos, I've decided to gift you all with the video collection of one of the greatest artistes (and mall-walkers) there ever was!Behold, JAN TERRI!Fucking Terrible Buster...
Posted by The Beldings on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:02:00 PST

LIVE VIDEO!!! 5-30-8

This is video of our show on May 30th. Enjoy, of suffer the flames of the damned for all eternity, degenerate filth!Love,FHQWHGADS BustersWRESTLING NEEDICK (DON'T PAY THE BILLS!) KEVIN THE R...
Posted by The Beldings on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:18:00 PST

The Secret History of Screech Powers!

By: Fagbusters...
Posted by The Beldings on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 03:09:00 PST

Slaters Sinister Grin! A Childs Book

Look at A.C. Slater! Why does he have that sinister grin? I wonder what dastardly plans young A.C. has in mind...Uh, oh!Slater and Screech are about to give Scud a firm working over in the bathr...
Posted by The Beldings on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 03:06:00 PST

Remember When: Screech the Bullfighter

By: FagbustersSCREECH! REMEMBER WHEN YOU WENT TO SPAIN AS A FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT? REMEMBER WHEN SLATER OFFERED TO TAKE YOU TO A REAL BULLFIGHTING MATCH? REMEMBER WHEN HE LED YOU INTO A DIRTY BACK ...
Posted by The Beldings on Fri, 30 May 2008 07:43:00 PST

Remember When: Freaks and Geeks!

By: FagbustersHEY SCREECH, REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE CAST FOR AN EPISODE OF "FREAKS AND GEEKS"? REMEMBER HOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PLAY THE ROLE OF BIFF TANNEN'S COLLEGE-AGED SON, LINUS? REMEMBER HOW YOUR...
Posted by The Beldings on Wed, 28 May 2008 12:52:00 PST

THE QUEERS FUCKING WON!

It appears that our mortal enemies at savedbythebellnow.com have folded up shop and called it quits. No longer will the majesty of Saved by the Bell be ruined by soccer moms and G-Rated twits! It's...
Posted by The Beldings on Sun, 25 May 2008 03:19:00 PST

New Shows, New Songs, Same Old Gay Jokes

Hola fellow Beldings and Beldettes! This is a message from K. Poppers. Show 1- Friday May 30th at 8pm in the Bluffland Bloom & Brew (4th st. downtown La Crosse across from Deaf Ear.)&nb...
Posted by The Beldings on Fri, 23 May 2008 05:39:00 PST

Remember When: Zoinks Mountain!

By: Fagbusters POWERS, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU POCKETED THE MONEY FROM MISS BLISS' STOCK MARKET CLASS AND SENT HER TO LIVE AT THE SALVATION ARMY? REMEMBER WHEN YOU DECIDED TO USE THE MONEY TO BUILD T...
Posted by The Beldings on Wed, 07 May 2008 11:05:00 PST