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About Me

I am the love in chaos, and the universe revolves around me, unless the universe doesn't revolve at all, in which case it merely hangs around me, much in the same way that a mobile hangs over a baby's crib. I'm the biggest god ever, and believe that more people should be saying this about themselves... I wouldn't mind being a monotheist deity living in a polytheistic world, but unfortunately that's not the game of Uno I've been dealt. I'm a spiteful, sarcastic prick sometimes, with severe emotional problems that all the defense mechanisms in the world can no longer restrain, but I'm also the last vestige of all that is good and pure in the world... figure that chinese riddle out, because I haven't. Perhaps once I figure out why I am a good person in spite of everything I will cease to be good at all... but I won't be bad, either. Someday I will become the third option, beyond complacency, beyond mindless reaction, and then you might have a reason to be afraid... but I won't.WATCH THIS MOVIE!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I usually feel like this around people.So... people who prove my incredible pessimism to be absolute bullshit, if only for a few moments at a time. Good luck with that one. It usually doesn't work. Ever. Past that, anyone who will read my work and comment on it, or inspire more.I've already met this guy. He likes to wear dresses, and high socks, and talk quantum physics to anybody within reach. I drew his portrait all by myself. He kinda scares me.

My Blog

The Designer's Drugs: The American Self-Loathing Double Feature

  Medium: Literature Stimuli: The American Self-Loathing Double Feature Anno: 2008 Owing to my own antisocial views of politics and society, I spent the opening days of this year ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jan 2010 15:13:00 GMT

Bizarro Masterpiece Theatre: Left Behind

  Movie: Left Behind: The Movie (2000) Directed by: Vic Sarin Starring: Kirk Cameron, Brad Johnson Written by: Tim Lahaye, Jerry B. Jenkins, et al Theres a funny story about ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jan 2010 17:39:00 GMT

Festivus Grievances, 2009

  First off, whoever decided that it would be cute to name a dog breed Cockapoo should be violently fucked in the ass. I also think its magnificent that were not even a year out of what ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:34:00 GMT

The Designer's Drugs: Stephen King - Under the Dome

  Medium: Literature Stimulus: Stephen King  Under the Dome Anno: 2009 Its become my belief that the typical distance between good and evil is opportunity. While this theory can...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:17:00 GMT

Y Marks the Spot: War and the Wonderful

  The first part of this weeks ramblings concerns a question that is of vital importance to the entire world. Its something Ive been asking the people I know for the past week, and has spark...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:55:00 GMT

Bizarro Masterpiece Theatre: The Adventures of Milo & Otis

Film: The Adventures of Milo and Otis (1986) Directed by: Masanori Hata Starring: Dudley Moore, Milo, Otis Written by: Mark Saltzman Nothing else in the dark reaches of the...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:48:00 GMT

The Designer's Drugs; The 2009 Music Clearance Sale!

  Medium: Album Stimuli: The 2009 Music Clearance Sale! Anno: See above. Well, 2009 was certainly a year where musicians recorded songs and collected them onto albums. In my searc...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:45:00 GMT

The Designer's Drugs: The Cinematics - Love and Terror

  Medium: AlbumStimulus: The Cinematics  Love and Terror Anno: 2009New Order by way of the Killers is the star by which the Cinematics steer. As derivative as the formula may be, in this ca...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:42:00 GMT

The Designer's Drugs: George Carlin with Tony Hendra - Last Words

  Medium: Literature Stimulus: George Carlin with Tony Hendra  Last Words Anno: 2009 Sliding headfirst down a vagina with no clothes on and landing in the freshly shaven crotch ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:17:00 GMT

Bizarro Masterpiece Theatre: Masters of the Universe

  Movie: Masters of the Universe (1987) Directed by: Gary Goddard Starring: Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella Written by: David Odell, Stephen Tolkin Few figures in film are as ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:14:00 GMT