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SKY

We'll take it to the yard like a cockfight ... four kicks, who's struttin' now? = Kings of Leon

About Me

Hallllooooo....I speeeeek Eeeeengleeesh. I lehrn eet frahm a booook!I name heeem Bazeeel. Meester Fawlty, he pooot Bazeeel in heez ratatouille! He keeel Bazeeel!!!

My Interests

Drums, baseball, my pets, reading, writing, football and many other sports - I pretty much love them all, and yes, that includes bullriding.

I'd like to meet:

OTHER DRUMMERS! ;-)

Musicians, theologians, capitalists, and athletes, or any combination thereof, which would be cool.
Yogi Berra, because I was never able to feel comfortable in my skin until I learned he and I share a birthday. Once I learned that, it all made sense. I call it my "Yogi Factor"! Plus he reminds me of my Uncle Louie, who was the coolest uncle ever.
Peter Gabriel, for giving me the world of rhythm...literally.
Frederick Buechner, for figuring out how to make God make sense to me.
Peter Murphy, for introducing me to the poetry gods.
Bob Stoops and Barry Switzer, for making Sooner football so deeply gratifying all these years from the time I was running around in diapers hollering "Tuck Fexas!" and pointing the longhorns toward the ninth circle of hell.
Ron Paul, for stepping up to the plate. He's the Texan who should be in office instead of the weasel there now leaving weasel pellets all over the world. [How did he ever break the Zero Year tradition? Someone go tell John Hinckley Jr. that W has the hots for Jodi Foster.]

Check out what my local Memphis meet-up group did on July 4th 2007. Yes, that really is the Federal Reserve Building downtown, and the security guard was watching us! It was AWESOME!!! Turn up your speakers and rock out!


Click here to check out
The Memphis Ron Paul 2008 Meetup Group!

Music:

PETER GABRIEL, BEATLES, LED ZEPPELIN, ROBERT PLANT, KINGS OF LEON, THE DHOL FOUNDATION, PETER MURPHY, BRIAN ENO, AFRO CELT SOUND SYSTEM, SHEILA CHANDRA, and NINE INCH NAILS, to name eleven of about four hundred seventy one gazillion. But these eleven are seriously responsible for my drum style and I owe them all a huge debt of gratitude for the many years I've spent studying, and surrendering my soul along the way, to them. They are the giants on whose shoulders I proudly ride. They're also the reason I think bands like AC/DC are the sonic equivalent of crap. See, music actually has more than three chords, rhythm can go beyond the mind-numbingly boring backbeat, and lyrics can extend well beyond masturbation and STDs and actually accomplish something noble for both genders. So for the record, if you deduced by now that I could care less whether a bunch of drunken, simian misogynists listen to my music, very astute assumption, because I care only about my masters being proud of me. That would be wealth enough.

Enjoy the awesomeness coming at us from the rest of the planet in the following video: Johnny Kalsi et al of The Dhol Foundation. Go check them out at myspace.com/thedholfoundation for more.

Ahh, and two videos from these sexy Tennessee boys. Ladies, I hear you. It is painful indeed. But here's the deal, if ever harems for women are legalized, I hereby officially claim dibs on the Followill boys. I hear there's at least a fifth one, and I'm saying I get them all.

Movies:

Compelling storylines. Engaging dialogue. Mesmerizing cinematography. Believable acting. Support indie films. I will say, though, that my immovable all-time favorite is "The Last Temptation of Christ". Incredible.

Television:

Cardinal baseball, Sooner football, Memphis basketball, My Name is Earl, Candice Olsen's Divine Design. Otherwise, it's off.

Books:

Too many, some would say. To which I respond, "Feh!"
But as for reading on the Internet, I start my day with www.wwtdd.com, because it's evil, and check in often to see who's been added at www.dickipedia.org, because it, too, is quite evil. Both make me laugh. Then I read spiritual stuff my mom sends me so I can go out in the world and not be evil, something I have to work at daily.

Heroes:

Jesus. My parents. My brothers. Dietrich Bonhoeffer. Rorschach. Judy Sheindlin. Otherwise, it's too long a list and too important not to mention. Future inspirational blog material for when I take breaks from bashing stupid people.

My Blog

Smart People Count: by state (UPDATED 3/22/08)

Here, broken down by state, is the exact number of smart people in the United States of America.  These are not per capita percentages, my friends.  This is an actual count of living, breath...
Posted by SKY on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:56:00 PST

Thomas Jeffersons Voter Guide - Part 2

I'm not done with your enlightenment, dear voter. TJ says: "It takes time to persuade men to do even what is for their own good." The following agitates me even more than all of Part 1.  Ye...
Posted by SKY on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 09:51:00 PST

Thomas Jeffersons Voter Guide - Part 1

Given it's an election year, we need a few things cleared up.  Quickly. TJ says: "Whenever the people are well-informed, they can be trusted with their own government." First, we DO NOT hav...
Posted by SKY on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:10:00 PST

Yucky People - vol. 1

Ran into a neighbor this morning in the frosty cold, both of us dutifully walking our dogs.  His dogs are precious.  My neighbor, however, is not.  He's one of those creepy old men ...
Posted by SKY on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 07:10:00 PST

undaunted

I entered a writing contest recently, and I didn't win or place this time.  Indeed, the judge who read "Effie's Effigy" said it didn't belong in the inspirational category.  I didn't think...
Posted by SKY on Thu, 24 May 2007 12:31:00 PST

Four-Time Auntie

My brother's wife just squeezed out their fourth carpet monkey.  His name is Gavin Thomas and he's a healthy critter weighing in at 8 lbs.  My sister-in-law is fine and healthy too.  Th...
Posted by SKY on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:00:00 PST

Anniversary

For what it's worth, today is my 18 month anniversary of playing drums.  Best decision of my life.  Never been happier, never been healthier.  And to all the drummers I've met on here -...
Posted by SKY on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:17:00 PST

Video is up, sort of...

Hey folks,Please remember, I've only been playing for a little over a year now.  If you hit "play" expecting a dazzling Donati solo, you're in for a colossal disappointment, trust me.Thing is, th...
Posted by SKY on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:54:00 PST

Bob Stoops is a God

So my Sooners just lost the Fiesta Bowl to Boise State.I know, the Broncos had the UNDERDOG status.  That point was browbeaten by broadcasters since the match-up was determined.  Wow, did it...
Posted by SKY on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:02:00 PST

Effie's Effigy

October 21, 2006I rescued a cat last Saturday and named her "Effie".  More on her in a moment.I've been walking my wonder dog on the same few routes for almost three years now.  Down one par...
Posted by SKY on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:32:00 PST