A Sonnet by Queen Elizabeth***The doubt of future foes
Exiles my present joy;
And wit me warnes to shun such snares,
As threaten mine annoy.For falshood now doth flow,
And subject faith doth ebbe;
Which would not be if reason rul'd,
Or wisdome wev'd the webbe.But clowdes of toyes untried
Do cloake aspiring mindes;
Which turn to raine of late repent,
By course of changed windes.The toppe of hope supposed
The roote of ruthe wil be;
And frutelesse all their graffed guiles,
As shortly ye shall see.Then dazeld eyes with pride,
Which great ambition blindes,
Shal be unseeld by worthy wights,
Whose foresight falshood finds.The daughter of debate,
That eke discord doth sowe,
Shal reape no gaine where former rule
Hath taught stil peace to growe.No forreine bannisht wight
Shall ancre in this port;
Our realme it brookes no strangers force,
Let them elsewhere resort.Our rusty sworde with rest
Shall first his edge employ,
Shall quickly poll their toppes, that seeke
Such change, and gape for joy.
I'd like to meet:
My dear misunderstood Mother
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Elizabeth Tudor, The Virgin Queen, Good Queen Bess, Gloriana.
Birthday: Sunday (around 3pm) 7 September 1533
Birthplace: Greenwich Palace
Current Location: Westminster Abbey, London
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: A curly golden red.
Height: Estimated between 5ft 3in - 5ft 5in
Right Handed or Left Handed: What kind of question is that to ask a Queen?!?!?
Your Heritage: Daughter of Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn
The Shoes You Wore Today: My red silk slippers, with the jewel incrusted toes
Your Weakness: Mmm Dudley!!
Your Fears: Assassins
Your Perfect Pizza: Not a fan of pizza, perhaps some boiled Quail Eggs?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Hmmm I suppose I could pop over to hell and torment my sister
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF
Thoughts First Waking Up: Mmmm Dudley!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: I am a Queen all of my features are equal! But I supose if I have to choose, my hair.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I choose.
Your Most Missed Memory: Mmmm Dudley!
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi is absolute HEAVEN
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither! Dairy Queen!
Single or Group Dates: Mmmmm Dudley!!!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Proper English tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Carmel Macchiato
Do you Smoke: Perhaps
Do you Swear: O yes!
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Good GOD no! Showers are a luxury and one must not over indulge oneself!
Have you Been in Love: Mmmmmm Dudley!!!!!
Do you want to go to College: No I am already smarter then you!
Do you want to get Married: Mmmmmmm Dudley!!!!!!
Do you belive in yourself: I am the GOD ANOINTED QUEEN!
Do you get Motion Sickness: :( Nothing worse than a long ride in the carriage!
Do you think you are Attractive: Of cousre I am attractive! Everyone says so!
Are you a Health Freak: Hmmmmm....
Do you get along with your Parents: Hah! Did you forget that my Father declared me a BASTARD!?!?
Do you like Thunderstorms: No
Do you play an Instrument: I am a skilled musician and play the virginals and the lute!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Perhaps
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Mmmmmmmm Dudley!!!!!!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: WTF?!?!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No I much prefer candy!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YUCK!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Well of course darling! I am a huge fan of the performing arts!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Ooooooo DUDELY!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I am outraged! I may have shown my ankle.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Me steal? Are you out of your mind!?!? Well....perhaps the crown?
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Mmmmmmmmm Dudley!!!!!!!!
Ever been Beaten up: Attempted murder count?
Ever Shoplifted: NO
How do you want to Die: I am dead dear and it's not all it's cracked up to be! Who would have thought that Heaven believed in Marxism?!?!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I was Queen! But if I were reincarnated, then I would wnat to RULE THE WORLD!Muh Hah Hah HAh!
What country would you most like to Visit: England!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Perhaps killing all those people. LOL I am only joking I regret nothing!
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