The Reverend , CLEOTIS JAMES

About Me

They tell me im gifted but my mind is so twisted the torque ties my spine in bows. I have this fetish, girls draped in lettuce instead of wearing clothes. My Barbies are naked. Naked and legless. Dead hookers in Vegas. I'm guilty my smile shows. But you can't see me as i watch my TV Behind these vertical blinds that hide the light from my eyes. Each vane a body dangles gently from its noose. Pale limp and loose. Pubic triangles obtuse. But its the throw pillows that really pull the room together. I love this place. I think to myself on the couch where i lay. I'm totally at peace and wish i never had to leave. But my work keeps me ever on the road. Where everything looks the same. In all these hotels where i stay. State to state. Every night in a strange bed i lay. Theres not much to do. While im looking for you. But eventually its you i will find. With my craft in my hands. Peace will come to my mind. And i can head home again. Oh, how i do love my work. And the free continental breakfast. I eat while driving through Texas. My driving is reckless. When you consider the bodies i keep in the trunk. I wont throw them away!!! Then with what would i play??? Besides im too clever to ever be caught. WWW.ALLPOETRY.COM/POET/JOHNWAYNEPALSYGet Your Own! | View Slideshow Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Click here to get your own Unique Contact Box - Over 2130 to choose from
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My Interests

i enjoy playing life and death games of hide and seek.i am quite fond of pointy objects and those that are sharp can be fun too.sometimes dull is the way to go it all depends on the occasion.i have a collection of lengths of rope and also a large variety and assortment of duct tape and actually find it irresistable to walk past such products without picking up at least one.so much so that i often find myself ruining my carefully planned budget as im something of an impulse shopper when it comes to these things.i could go on and on but for now ill keep it to the basics.

I'd like to meet:

id like to meet you.in a dark alley, in the woods, in your basement, in your closet or under the bed.we could talk about things or with the gag in your mouth it might be easier for you to just listen to me speak of things that go bump in the night.if youre well behaved ill take the time to explain to you the nature of my mind.it will only help for you to be hospitable and fix me a drink so i may sip as i speak.if you be on your best behavior ill allow that you may call upon your savior as long as you keep it silent and to yourself and your eyes on me.i demand you look at me when im speaking to you.
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Music:

i do like music but find im often too busy to really listen to any.i usually manage to put on a cd to have some background music or so that my victim may have a sort of soundtrack to listen to while watching the credits to the movie of her lifetime roll before her.i listen to rock mostly and i suppose in such times the cd i choose to play would likely be from one of the following bands.....THE SCRIBBLERS--DANZIG--DANIEL JOHNSTON--MODEST MOUSE--THE FLAMING LIPS--PRIMUS--BLIND MELON--LOCAL H--MY LIFE WITH THE THRILL KILL CULT--FUGAZI--CAKE--SMOKING POPES--ALKALINE TRIO--MR BUNGLE--SAUSAGE--SUBLIME--ALICE IN CHAINS--FIREHOSE--SUICIDAL TENDENCIES--MISFITS--FAITH NO MORE--MARS VOLTA--THE POLICE--MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE--GWAR--OL DIRTY BASTARD--SAMHAIN--CLUTCH--INFECTIOUS GROOVES--PANTERA--ANTHRAX--JANES ADDICTION--COAL CHAMBER--GRATEFULL DEAD--THE KILLERS--HENRY ROLLINS--MINISTRY--ABANDON JALOPY--WHITE/ROB ZOMBIE--CAKE--THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS--URGE OVERKILL--SOUNDGARDEN(badmotorfinger and before)--QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE--THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL--LESS THAN JAKE--BILLY IDOL--BJORK--BLONDIE--SLAYER--LES CLAYPOOL AND THE HOLY MACKEREL--LES CLAYPOOLS FROG BRIGADE--THE CULT--BANJO & SULLIVAN--BOB DYLAN--MOTORHEAD--DAVID LEE ROTH--SKATENIGS--VAN HALEN but only with DAVID LEE ROTH--THE WHO--JETHRO TULL--POWERMAN 5000--AT THE DRIVE IN--RANCID--THE CULT maybe even a little 311 or LUCKY BOYS CONFUSION--UGLY CASSANOVA works for me as well. Never Fear The Miracle is Here.............

!LONG LIVE THE GORGONITES

Movies:

i enjoy horror movies and the occasional comedy and of course porn.BILLY MADISON--TOMMY BOY--BLACK SHEEP--PORKYS--GREAT EXPECTATIONS--ANYTHING with CHRIS FARLEY--OLD SCHOOL--STEALING HARVARD--FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS--FREDDY GOT FINGERED--CABLE GUY--BLADE RUNNER--THE TERMINATOR--ROAD TRIP--CONTINENTAL DIVIDE--ANCHORMAN--STRIPES--NATURAL BORN KILLERS--GHOSTBUSTERS--ANIMAL HOUSE--EVIL DEADS--JACKASS--all FRIDAY THE 13THS--all HALLOWEENS--HELLRAISER--HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES(best movie ever)--DEVILS REJECTS--BLUE VELVET--KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUTERSPACE--HEAD--A CLOCKWORK ORANGE--THE CORPSE BRIDE--THE BLUES BROTHERS--TALES FROM THE CRYPT presents DEMON NIGHT--THE JERK--HAPPY GILMORE--THE MAN WITH TWO BRAINS--UP IN SMOKE--THE CORSICAN BROTHERS--HOUSE OF FRANKENSTIEN--AMERICAN PSYCHO--PSYCHO--THE LIFE AQUATIC with STEVE ZISSOU--PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE--PUMPKINHEAD--NOSFERATU--BACK TO SCHOOL--EASY MONEY--WEIRD SCIENCE--13 CANDLES--BETTER OFF DEAD--and on and on...
HALLOWEEN hits theaters on AUGUST 31, 2007, so get ready!!!!

Television:

i cant handle much television as i have no time or patience for commercials but thank god for TiVo so i can record and fast fwd them because i do love THE SIMPSONS__THE FAMILY GUY__AMERICAN DAD__FUTURAMA_JACKASS_WILD BOYS_SMALLVILLE_YES,DEAR_KING OF QUEENS_VIVA LA BAM_BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD and X_FILES reruns.

Books:

theres never enough time for books but i did read a good few in prison over the years.THE PILLARS OF THE EARTH, THE ELECTRIC KOOL-AID ACID TEST, FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS.outside of that i guess the writings of STEPHEN KING and ANNE RICE are amusing enough.i also read a very mind expanding psychology book that reads something like a text book but is full of amazing ideas.the book is called THE LUCIFER PRINCIPAL.if memory serves me.

Heroes:

my beloved heroes are as follows in no particular order...CHRIS FARLEY--SID HAIG--CHRIS PONTIUS--THE ENTIRE FIREFLY CLAN--HANK BUKOWSKI--MICHAEL MYERS--JASON VOORHEES--SHANNON HOON--STEVE IRWIN--HUNTER S THOMPSON--MANCOW--TURD--AL BUNDY--TED BUNDY--BILLY MADISON--TIMOTHY LEARY--BILL MURRAY--RODNEY DANGERFIELD--CHICAGO CUBS BASEBALL--CHICAGO BEARS FOOTBALL--ROB ZOMBIE--STRIPPERS--THE CASHIER AT THE LIQOUR STORE--ANYONE THATS EVER BUMMED ME A SMOKE OR POSTED BOND--im sure im forgetting a few names here but ill add on as they come to me-

My Blog

I Found It

My favorite time of the day. I may have never looked or had never been made aware had the circumstances been just so. For the first time in a long time the temperature in Chicago has become so pleasan...
Posted by The Reverend , CLEOTIS JAMES on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:48:00 PST

You're Breaking My Heart

CAn you believe this shit?!!!! The Cubs traded their starting catcher Michael Barrett who is my favorite CUB and one of the top 10 catchers in baseball. His defense is great even if hes not having the...
Posted by The Reverend , CLEOTIS JAMES on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:40:00 PST

Better than a dog anyhow

Darwin made a list in 1838 that he titled "Marry Not Marry" enumerating the rhetorical positives and negatives of taking a wife, including this supposed plus: " Object to beloved and played with. Bett...
Posted by The Reverend , CLEOTIS JAMES on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 05:37:00 PST

No honor amongst thieves/my friends

While reading this mornings Chicag Sun-Times I came across a couple of my oldest friends or acquaintances, dope buddies if you will. I also realized sometimes its best to be "out of the loop".ARTICLEO...
Posted by The Reverend , CLEOTIS JAMES on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:02:00 PST

Cookin up Kryptonite on 30 Minute Meals

Ive always prided myself on being a NON-consumer. Of course certain things are necessity food, liqour, beer or the occasional cd or dvd but for the most part any money of mine since high school has go...
Posted by The Reverend , CLEOTIS JAMES on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:22:00 PST

If dishes dont do themselves why must I???

Yesterday i punched my clown 2 times. Once because i was kinda horny and alone so i thought id take advantage of some free internet porn. On the second occasion I was just bored and having a weiner it...
Posted by The Reverend , CLEOTIS JAMES on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:15:00 PST

musings

ever been in one of those relationships where after the first few weeks you just know it isn't going to work out and you think to yourself "great.now i have to put up with this for five or six years s...
Posted by The Reverend , CLEOTIS JAMES on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 05:58:00 PST