HarleyQuinn (the hypothetical woman)

About Me

Wheels are spinning and I'm going nowhere fast. Getting into literary art as well as graphic,losing my old naiveties, and gaining reservations. Alternately running like a child and standing my ground, still learning the appropriate time to do one or the other. Trying to quit myself of all old vices, but hey, if there's one thing I can't resist, its temptation. Self contradictory, often in a huge internal fist fight. lovemonkey
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My Interests

Reading almost anything I can, poetry and epics. Trying my hand at writing. Getting into the forest whenever I can, exploring places away from other people. Getting a feel for the spectrum of humanity by getting to know some truly great (and some truly horrible) people. Learning what is underneath everything else.

I'd like to meet:

People who have personality, if only in writing.

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Music:

Movies:

I have always hated going to the movies, my experience is completely ruined by the presence of other people. I'm also not interested in films that are created only as a diversion. Situation comedies, dramatizations of teens and their relationships (which I don't even care about in the first hand experience), and "Disney presents Kid Power film where adults are defied, stupid animal trick, family funtime all around", and "Shit blows up" movies are never allowed into my brain. I like thoughtful movies where emotions are invoked, or someone is murdered brutally and uniquely. =) List of favorite movies: Edward Scissorhands, Suicide club, Phantom of the Opera, Donnie Darko, Battle Royale, Cloverfield, Fight Club, Jesus Camp, and assorted slashers.

Television:

Television is sooooooo overrated. I hated it even when it was nowhere near as bad as it is now. When I watch Tv it feels like a brain eating slug is crawling in my ear. But even when your brain is screaming "NO, look away! Can't you see it's killing us?!" you just can't tear your eyes off of it. Here's a few brainfood shows that I like- Malcolm in the Middle, Robot chicken, King of the Hill, Metalocalypse, The Addam's Family, Invader Zim, and documentaries.

Books:

My book list is disproportionately fiction. Various Scifi's, Fantasma's and Penny Dreadfuls... hardly any work of fiction passes through my possession unread. Abridged list: Hitchhiker's Guide Series, Harry Potter, Batman, Conan the Barbarian, Vampire Novels, Shit with Aliens and Robots bent on annihilation of all life forms.

Heroes:

Pfff. Lets get this straight between us, all you "upholders of justice and the American way". You SUCK, and you will all suffer. Me and all my other evil persona's will see to it that you do.

My Blog

Animation about love

I'm categorizing my animation lists. These are all about love (and gay stuff)There she is!!! Cake dance (There she is sequel) Sexy Anime men crossover! Snape's Love potion ...
Posted by HarleyQuinn (the hypothetical woman) on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:04:00 PST

Java Noir- a true story of addiction

Sweet as Love. Black as Death. Strong as hell. Its not just a beverage, its a drug, a lover, a way of life. Everyone who's tried it can appreciate the near aphrodisiac effects it has. Let me tell you...
Posted by HarleyQuinn (the hypothetical woman) on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 01:47:00 PST

The Color Red

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Posted by HarleyQuinn (the hypothetical woman) on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:26:00 PST

Craziest...a metaphysical journey in scrabble

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Posted by HarleyQuinn (the hypothetical woman) on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 11:28:00 PST

Mad Ballad

Chapter 1 Ever since I was a little girl, I knew that we were different. I was born on April 1st in a hospital in New Jersey. When I was 13 my family moved to Manhattan Island to live in Gotham. Whe...
Posted by HarleyQuinn (the hypothetical woman) on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:52:00 PST

Mice and Minotaurs

Two days ago,I got it in my head,I'd go graverobbing, Digging up the dead.Went into the garden,Spade and claw in hand,Started to burrowdown in the clay and sand. I chipped and chipped away'Til I came ...
Posted by HarleyQuinn (the hypothetical woman) on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:36:00 PST

God Complex

There was a once upon-a-time timewhen not a bit of me was me at all. I slept inside my mother,a dark caviar nestled amongst my sisters. A strand of protien born form my father's gla...
Posted by HarleyQuinn (the hypothetical woman) on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:27:00 PST

I am a Weapon

There is no magic in the world anymore. There are no hero's, no villains, no frankenstien monsters, no adventures. Before the days when the government could track you wherever you went, when a sketch...
Posted by HarleyQuinn (the hypothetical woman) on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 11:19:00 PST

World of Warcraft!!!

For you myspacers who PVP on WOW, you'll know what I'm talkin' about. I am getting so pissed of at the weekly patch, the class debuffs, and retards I get teamed up with on the battlegrounds. especial...
Posted by HarleyQuinn (the hypothetical woman) on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 10:52:00 PST

If Bruce Wayne Ran For President, I Would Vote For Him

Think about it. His company is totally scandal free, he spends his own money to open community buildings. In one book it is revealed that he has a corporate scholarship program which pays for his...
Posted by HarleyQuinn (the hypothetical woman) on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 01:07:00 PST