I drink too much, smoke too little, eat bad foods, and fool around with desperate women. I’ve been in sixteen car accidents(none of which were my fault, never had a single injury of note), almost been struck by lightning twice, attended to so many funerals I’ve lost count, and have been lucky enough to have known actual love twice. Video Games, Sex, Rainstorms, and Asian Cuisine make me happiest. I wear five pound steel toe, steel plate boots with t-shirts that have half naked Anime girls on the front underneath second hand shop sport coats. While I can talk for hours on matters of Politics, Technology, The Arts, Theology, or any number of assorted topics I’d rather enjoy intimate one on one discussions on life and the human soul. I’m willing to die for my friends though I’d prefer to live and see them smile. I can’t dance but I can fuck quite well. I can cook, build a computer, stitch up a cut, and help move heavy furniture so I’m decent with my hands. I used to be an artist but now I’m just a man with too many ideas. I don’t lie unless I have to and my honesty has been known to leave scars. I don’t wear the uniform of any particular click because I’m not like anyone else you’ve known. I couldn't care less about how others have been with you in the past unless it’s going to get in the way of us and the future. For now I just need to know your name and what drink I’m buying you. So basically I’m just another Punk fuck up.
You are Mike!
Which SLC Punk are you?
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