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Anohedonistic Masocator self manipulator cleptomaniac of other peoples progress consumator of protractions i got a couple of bad vibes and some really good ones i'd like to tell ya a secret but im scared you might just find me out for the self-applauding lemur i truly am I got murder on my body and soul and come from a levitating home somewhere way above the world and have come down to be placed in some sort of commonwealth as an impotentley important figure learning how and how not to figure Initially i live in the basement/patio area of some old victorian hosing off complex whil i wait although i dont wait that long before i chance across a variety of mort buried beneath the place where i sleep lately i have been dreaming of a lungfish and japanese people who watch me take a shower and giggle to themselves although them watching me shower does not seem to bother me if anything helps my cleansing also i have seen moving pictures of mexicans standing in a knee high flood waiting there while old friends of mine sit betwixt the devil and the deep blue sea i mean on a couch and i watch them as they elcrto schock eachother and it is touching and sad all in the same breath I also believe that latent form is the master of obvious form actually i just read that in a book a few days ago but it happens to fit in quite nicely with the things i believe to be partially or somewhat true its like saying that the universes natural equipment is in the habit of concealing itself and whom it chooses to show itself to would be the kids with the gnarliest survelliance equipment the more brass tacks one collects the more the symetrical beef of infinity gets denuded horrah horrah come hithero upon my disregarded claims of prurience and i shall note thee as profound as a wiz as i the edGe of the flat world the edge of the flat world i would also like to find the kids whom will come run away with me to live in a hut i plan on building off in the woods some where like in the book wind in the willows of the wisper something to me softly and we could live forever with mr.toad afighting off weasel mothers until the sky turns purple and we flee town like jack kerouac with a head full of crack escaping our destutude because we have already spent it all in one place and have no more need for self acclamation, but whatever im also like Single or Taken: Single, but takenSex: MBirthday: really my birthday is 1. 05Siblings: matt he is a brotherEye color: hazel dude not green yellowShoe size: 1qtHeight: 511 ftInnie or Outie: whataya some sort of yella twista or somethinWhat are you wearing right now: brown pants with long underwear and wjite shirt and navy blue zipper hoodie, its cold in my pantsWhere do you live: denverRighty or lefty: righty.Can you make a dollar in change right now?: go to the store andRelationships ------------------------------------------------------------ -Who are your closest friends: ohh,Do you have a BF or GF?:whats thatBest place to go for a date: I don't think I've ever been on a real date., me neither, i tried it once in high school with this girl from laKE hiGh and got really nervous AND PUT MY HANdd on her knee and then i blew it and never dated againWhere is your fav place to shop: i just buy grocerys and gas and bike tires and thats it oh and the library is good cause its free ------------------------------------------------------------ --Favorite kind of pants: black jeans and brown other onesColor: sea green and sea blueNumber: 32 and 18 have always been my faviorites, cause when i was in third grade warrant had that song 32 pennies and skid rows 18 and life, i know its pretty pathetic that the only numbers i can relate to to this day are were products of my mtv soaked mindBoys Name: steve miller bandGirls Name: tamberrineAnimal: wuff wuffDrink: baseballSport(s): tennis and bike riding------------------------------------------------------ --------------- Football: i still like back yard football, im pretty sweet at touchdowningBasketball: i like to play to piss off all the other kids who always take it really serious and then there like " whats up dude, you got beef, and im like " ya beef. i got it" and then they wanna punch and kick me and ijust ride my bike home cause i dont even care at allHockey: i dont know about that oneBaseball: i played baseball in elementary school and i was really bad and the coach i had was the kinda guy who would stack his team and not let the shittty kids like me and this other short wheezy kid who was born premature and his mother named him chris out of spite, but he would make us sit out all the time and one time when the championship was on the line he got all exclusive and shit and called a special practice for the good kids only and didn't invite me and the premature baby kid and another kid who was real smelly to the special practice but somehow my mom found out about it and found out where the guy lived and like totally went to his house and gave him hell about fucckin with 9 year olds confidence and makin them feel all worthless and shit and his wife made him come over and apologize to me but i like totally didnt even care cause i fkn hated baseball practice anyway and would have rather just go light shit on fire with max oakes, so i was just like whatever baseball coach guy and wouldnt even acpet his apologie , but the stupid team ended up losin the stupid championship any how despite his efforts of special practicing and all the fat babies on the team started cryin but not me i was like totally laughin cause i didnt even feel like i was part of the team anymore, i was my own team from then on and know im all alone and miserable a lot, but i still dont even really care, fuck ray and his stupid As, fuck em all to hell , but now a days i dont even still care about baseball, when i see a team playin baseball, i say to myself, "fuck em, i hope they lose and get hit with the balls and shit t like that, so ya, fuck baseballMonth(s): Octobers pretty sweet but so is januaryMovie: oh theres so many of them, i like the one about the 80sJuice: i like lots of juices, like mangoo and pear, and orange and squirt, and guava, ya guava thats a really good one , you should try it some time if yoa ll havent, who iam talkin to, damn, mick you better at least read this whole thing ot send it to someone wj=ho will laugh at it, although i dont really mind writing it, cause when i write a bunch late at night i usually have bitchin dreams about sexy car wash girls and monster trucks and old school metallica... liveFinger: penisBreakfast: i m a healthy breakfast easter. i eat oats and drink green tea cause i like to eat more later, unless im up all night then ill eat egg burritosFavorite cartoon character: Heykll and Jekyll CrowHave you everGiven anyone a bath: not latelySmoked: i have an do willBungeed: not thats stupid, what if it snappedMade yourself throw-up: have i, just ask the kids that knew then and they will tell you i would do it again, but ya definitly an artform mickGone skinny dipping: ya, one time when i wa s around 12 or 13 i masturbated in a public pool when there was a bunch of unsuspecting people in it just cause i wanted to know what it was like to jerk off under water, but i guess i forget because i did it all through high school in the bathtub but i dont really know if thats technically skinny dippingEaten a dog: proaboblyPut your tongue on a frozen pole: no but did on my folks freezer a bunch of times and i usually wonLoved someone so much it made you cry?: ya, used to love a bunch of people, and i proabobly will again, these days and those it seems kids be crying over girls n boys and broken stupid hearts but soon enough the years will come in which the tears will pass from folks and family going to be gone, but i guess that s the wayit goes right right those who knowsBroken a bone: ya broke sweet bones with sweet stories, like when when i broke my jaw because i got a saturday detention and was all pissed off somi yelled at some bigger than me kid named dan in the parkin lot after school and he punched me in the face and i punched him in the face and then he punched me in the face and then sean stillion kicked him in the head and in the car and then i bought weed from jason lolo in the parking lot right after and me and max drove arounfd and went hardees and bough lsd from that marilyn kid and it was black pyrimid and me and jeff mohler ate it and went to the mall and i drank a vanilla milkshake and started trippin really hard and we left the mall because i was trippin really hard and then we went down to smileys and hung around outside carmens house and on the way i puked up milkshake all over my guttermouth shirt that sat in the back of maxs car for a year and then i washed it finally and wore it agian and then we got to carmines and i wouldnt ger out of the car because of all the gremlins that i seen and jeff was freakinb out cause he ate double what i ate and i was on the verge of losin my shit and then we went back to maxs house and max went downstairs and left us alone and his dad came up and cornered me and jeff and made us squirm and he asked us where we were and i couldnt say anything except, "JEFF?", and jeff said "uhh" but he just thought we were both really drunk and he yelled at max for a minute and we stayed up all night laughing at thighmaster commerials and then in the morning i didnt sleep and had to got to my saturday detention but i didnt have any clothes because they were all covered in vomit so i had to borrow these green sweat pants and some tight weird t shirt from max that he wore in like 4th grade and i went to saturday detention for the longest 4 hours of my life and about a half am hour into the whole thing the acid wore off and i knew that my jaw was broken. And then there was that whole ballways neighbor masturbation thing, but im not gonna go into that right nowPlayed truth or dare: yes i always wonBeen in a physical fight: yes. as mentioned previously, but also i got in a fight with this other dude once cause he was makin time with my lady and i was like "whoa there dude, I think we outta let the lady decide, and then i totally busted him in the face and he came out lookin like gene motherfkn simmons, ya know like when he had all the blood on his face.Been in a police car: shhhhiiiiitttttttBeen on a plane: oh yes, i went to paris once you knowCome close to dying: ya, one time iwas in athens ohio and i bent down to pick up a penny in the middle of the street and right as i stood up a car came flyin by and actually touched the hair on my hhead , no joke , i just sorda stood up and was like, shit, didnt anybody see me almost die right there but no one seemed to notice and i was never really succesful at conveying to anyone how crazy that it was and for a pennyBeen in a sauna: yes, i love the smell of cedar, i actually was in a hardware store the other week, you know just lookin at the lumber, i do that from time to time, but i found myself smelling cedar cause i couldnt figure what it reminded me of, and it was a sauna i finally figured out, i guess theres actually 2 sorts of saunas, the cedar kind and the tile kind, but ya, so it was just really funny to see peoples reactions when i finally came up for air, in all actuality im sure theres proabobly a whole variety of ltwisted umberjack sickies that come in there and do that sort shit, but the old man who happened on me sure as shootin looked a bit surprised to see it, fuck id do it agian if i had the chanceBeen in a hot tub: yep, my folks got one a few months back now you guys can come over when i come home and we can drink all thier fancy liquer and eat all ther eggs, in the hot tub/Swam in the ocean: many many times. i miss it terribly, ya ill keep that one, i would love to we should go soon , you wanna go mick, i will seriously go there with youFallen asleep in school: too many times to count., i seen mick sleepin in school, its true.Ran away?: ya, one time i had i sweet mullet when i was like 11 or so and my dad tricked me cause he hated it and told me he was gonna trim the top of my hair so like th sucker i was let him and the bastard cut off my whole fukcin mullet, it was actually more of a mullet. rat tail hybrid, but nontheless he cut it off so i ran out the door without my shoes on but with my soccks on and i started screamin and cryin and yell at the top of my lungs " Im goin Suicide, Im goinn Suicide" and all the neighbors came out and my folks thought it was hilarous, and i thought it wasnt hilarious and i went and hide behind matt lavorios house and cried for like three to 4 hours until my mom found me and made me come home and i never trusted my dad againBroken someone's heart: not yet, i havent really had the chance, but i assure you that i do plan on it someday.Cried when someone died: the closest person to me that died was kurt cobain and joey ramone, and yes and yes.Cried in school: what am i a pussy faggot cock sucker gay boy vagina pansseyerrrer pinko double fagger butt suck gay boy ass turkey quuer doer gayin penis eating dick upin mansexin sissy sissy whammy raimbow suck, ya i haveSaved AIM conversations: at first glance i dont know what that is but i betterhurry up and move .. i figure it out because im sure i haveSaved e-mails: they automatially do that , but if i would save some of them, so what the fuk is wrong with that, people dont write letters anymore, and i think that a god damned shame, people save letters dont they.Fallen for one of your best friends? i had sex with my cousin once, hes a dude, but so what, i was young and i had to do something with my penis, right, id love to bring that shit up at the family reuinion. and yes im seriousMade out with JUST a friend?: like i saidUsed someone: im sure i have, its funn y how i remember only the stuff that makes me look cool, well iexcept for that last thingBeen cheated on?: proabobly, but its not her fault, i dont believe she was aware of the extent of our relationship _________________________________________What is...Your good luck charm: luck? i used to have a lucky fifty scent piece, but i got arrested when it was in my pocket, so i spent it, and then i got a pretty cool pocket rock that i got in dinosaur national park this last 4th of july, but i gave like three months and it didnt do shit, so now i only carry it sometimesBest song you ever heard: thers a lot of songs, i like that one about the guy who was all lonely and shit cause the chick he liked, well either she didnt like him or he didnt know how to tell her how he felt about her or something so he just like well was all lonely and shit, you know the oneStupidest thing you have ever done: oh gawd me so stupid so still , me drive car into fire coach and drive with dick richards into trash cans while videotapping our crime spreeWhat's your room like: its a pretty quaint little place above this kid jimmy s garage, you wouldn't know him hes just pullin in right now i can hear the garge door, but its cool i always wanted to live above a garage every since i saw how much tail mike seaver got.Last thing you said: what, youmean outloud, i forget i, proabobly somethin about how i am unruly to the future port with a backward s contingency headin up north to the moon beam laso dream highways i role i cant stand mineanapolis because there so informed, sock it to me baby cause i just dont care i m a rocket ship destroyer with killer hair, baby do you need me like i need you cause i need ya just a little just to slip one through rock n roll birth control fabulous lines i got a shotgun discoloration and a fatal mind, huh hah huh hah beef it on up the plastices melt the vapors and it it still aint enough eww yaWhat is beside you: the left is space, the right is captin david babbcocks clipper shipLast thing u ate: potatoesWhat kind of shampoo do you use?: i still have bottles left from the last hotel i stayed in, i got like 10 of em, soap too., and i feel that s a prety cool thing to say, i dont really like to spend money on stuff like toliet paper and shampoo and tootbrushs, i dont think ive ever bought a toothbrush , cause when i was in high school my mom would always buy them and we we would goto the denist and i always got a cuple from him and like my mom gives me them sometimes for christmas in my stocking and i just have had a stock pile , but i think i might have to buy one pretty soon, but then again christmas is coming upBest thing that has happened to you this year: ya, my year was pretty lame too, i got drunk a few times and stood in the corner and smoke d ciggarettes and muttered stuff under my breath to myself i, i got like three or four jobs and worked them for a month a nd quit, i lived in my car and hung around peoples houses like a bum, i stole a bunch of french vanilla coffe creamers and mustard packets from the gas station because im too cheap to buy the regular size. what else, i was gonna drive across the country but some jerk pulled me over and i though i was gonna have to pay him and his friends a bunch of money, but i didnt, si didnt get to see noah and new orleans and now there s a bunch of stupid water and flies, and i didnt get to see biltmore mansion and ashville north carolina and wandeer around it bymyself and wait till they close and hide under a table and com,e out at night and pretend i was gloria vanderbilt and it was my own private cocktail party, but i did have a sweet dream about the biltmore estate, and what else, oh ya and i xd off a bunch of jerks for future best friend in the world and i didnt start that conversation with the new guy i said i was gonna talk to and i also didnt ask the girl i like to go to steady with me because after all these years im still a chicken shit fancy boy 2 bit loser mcjerkster, and what else i didnt get to do, well i didnt get to go to the sweet english gardens that i seen in my head like i planned, i dont know , i guess id didnt really do anything totally sweet this year, but i think next year will be different, i look forward to sweetin it up and hope my friends will come out and hang and we can make movies and i can sex it up with the girl i like and we can also be sweethearts too not just sexsters you know because you know me and i can be very soft on the inside. but whatever ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------- Have you had...Chicken pox: ya, got emSore Throat: ya, not since i was littleStitches: ya only once when i was on one of those swing set pieces with the bench sets that titer toter and i jumped of the back cause it used to be one of my tricks that i was really sweet at doin and it came back and hit me in the head and got em, the stichesBroken nose: noBelieve in love at first sight: no, but i still believe anyhowHave picnics: ya, iused to have a sweet fort in the woods and i would pack lunches like a jr survivalist and act like it was some sort of expedition into uncharted terrotries and map out routes to take and have to overcome self made obstacles and trudge through unkown dangers and and creeks and shit and find my way to my wooded fort and have little fires sometimes when i was older and my reward would be bologna and mustard sandwhiches and soda pop and that would give me enough stamina to make my way back to the mainland, but some times now i do the same thing like creating little mission for myself like i gotta go get a paper and some trail mix and a quesadilla frome the trail mix and quesadilla store and then i gotta ride my bike to this certain spot and then there and then i can eat my trail mix and quesadilla, getting through life is allabout that sort of shit, it just a reward system really, same philosophy at shiity jobs, work 3 hous and gt ciggarette and coffe and then eat sandwhich and repeatLike school: sometimes i liked it and other times i didnt, high school was fun for the sake of being delinquint and havin people who still hung around. now a days they dont come out so much, but higher education i heard can be good but i had a bunch of jerk teachers with agenda, except for that one guy with the beard who was always posing questions, plus he was british so that helped stimulate the learning process, and thats pronounced pro- cess (pro sess)What schools have you gone to: jackson school and akron school and the gestalt school of forbiden german thoughtIf you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you: not guns n rosesWho was the last person that called you: noah, cause no one else calls me besides my mom, and sometimes george when hes really drunkWho was the last person you slow danced with: ya know i never have had the chance, or at least was too scared to take it, and its really a shame because i always wanted to i still to thhis day vividly remember george and loraine at the big fish undeer the ocean dance i was the nervous skinny guy, not so different from george, standin in the corner with sweaty palms schemin up what on earth he could possibly say to get that last dance but when it came the time i shot blanks , i had nuthin and by time time i knew what was happenin biff was layed out on the floor and that damned mcfly was copin a feel on my sweet sweet loraine, if it wsnst for that time travelin little freak and that wyley doctor friend of his i would be the one layin up with my one and only love of my life loraine instead of typin this pathetic display of my ego, i guess thems the breaks kid oWhat makes you smile? old world war II footage of the concentration camps, pol pot and his band of merry pranksters, napalm babies, really bad car accidents, you know the usual dry sort of tongue and cheek humour.um.no just um foolin and stuffWho is the last person broke your heart: that girl in my dream last night who smoked 1956 flavored cigaretts and painted on diners , but im over it by nowWho told you they loved you: motherIs your loudest friend?: dRuNk JC CorvingsonDo you/Are You: you Be paCificDo you like filling these out: yes, all too muchDo you wear contacts or glasses: no i got reallt good peepersDo you get along with your family: ya, i likes em pretty alrightStolen anything over $50: im sure i haveObsessive? yesCompulsive? yesAnorexic? i some times have dreams that im a fat slob incapable of a two piece and vomit upon waking but that s like oncce in a blue moonSuicidal? fuck no, i aint goin to no more waitin roomsFinal questions...How many people are you sending this to: i wWhat did you do yesterday: I woke up and pondered my existence and what it really means to dream, i mean truly dream, i seen a fat guy named bob whom, speakin of picnics, it was his hobby, he was a proffesional picnicist and let me tell you the man loved his picnics, i had asked him " bob, why do you love picnics so, and bob had replied, " Its what i do", so ya whatever bob+ picnics= happy bob, let the man have his picnics, why do u care or are you the sort that cant stand to see a man enjoy himself, so ya that was his deal, me i seen some othe shit too and found myself to be madly in love for the first few hours of the morn and then that wore off so i then drove and happened to notice that my air pressure was unbareably low and went to a shitty free air pump outside the grey hound station and sorta fixed it fo a bit and then went to the food seller and bought red beans and rice and olive oil and a pizza and saurkraut and spaghetti saucce and stuff to make lasagna and some other sort s of rice and then wandered around the massive food and then some store which was a giant big target super store which i normally dont shop at but i went there to buy a bike tire the other week and realized that i have just been basically burnin my money at the king soopers, i mena target s grocerys are almost half the price, HAlF THe God Damend PricCe!, but once i was actually inside of the target i slowly came to the realization that i had made a gargantuan mistake. the mistake being my fire engine red sweathshirt and being, well target , its just so god damned fkn Big And REd and i felt like a fool and i think people noticed i felt like there fkn mascot or something and then iwent to check out and the olive oil was comin up at like 5 49 and was really only 3.49, because that s why i bought it, i mean im not i cheap skate or nuthin, i just know a bargain when i see it, i mean why should i pay 2 .00 s extra for somethin just so i dont seem like a tight wade, i dont care, fk the bitch behind me she can wait they can all wait, i hate it when people act like there in such a god damned hurry all the fkn time, i mean really where the hell are you in such a fkn hurry to get to, what ya gotta go home and feed your stupid fat bastard husband and your bratty bastard kids thier discounted pork gullets so they can all lump proper, i mean fk, you know why you r here, you want the bargains just as much as i do, why else would anybody subject themselves to targets giangantor mega fk of a bargain box. i mean damn, then that s done with and then the check out lady starts askin me about my bottle of cajun spices shit, she rings it up and it comes up as 67 cents, then she mutters to her self "67 cents?", like its frickin imposible that it could be that cheap for such and exsquisite delicacy and puts on the fkn light again, then she starts questioning me like i changed the price or somethin but since shes crosseyed i think shes talkin to the clerk one counter over and act all unsure about the whole thing and now she definitly thinks im makin it up so i tell her ,fk it i dont need the damned cajun sass, and she gives the look like i have admited to the full extent of my guilt. go to hell you evil bitch , it was in the fkn bargain bin with the rest of the defective and dejected spices that werent good enough for targ'ets big red fkn aisles, so ya fk target, maybe another day around the 2 am that would be ok i guess cause they do got some wonderful deals , so ya and what else, i drove back to this place and read about the magical land of oz for a turn and then rode bicycle down to the city and took a money check to the bank deposit and came here and ate my glorified lasagneaea, then i went to my friend s house and he had an old tape of Al tv when weird al took over mtv and it was pretty funny i went outside and smoked cigarettes and drank egg nog while the wintery ness raged, that seems to be a favorite winter hobby of mine lately, i wish i had some egg nog now so then i went back inside and laughed a bunch o times and then rode my bike here again, you know whats really sweet to do, you ever listen to that aphex twin really evil ambinet sounding shit like grass and match sticks, well i put on match sticks on my headphones and rode my bike through a bunch of back alley abandoned warehouse area sort of places by night, that was pretty great, i encourage everyone to try it some time, the only stipulations are that is must be dark, street lights ok, and it must be desolate, no folks round, its pretty fkn creepy. so ya then i did some more conversation practice just in case, ya never know and went back to the fantastical land of oz before i dreamt of 1956 cigarette smokin diner paint girlHated someone in your family: no not never, i was pissed at my pa when he cut off my mullet. rat tail hybrid and i may have said some things i didnt really mean, but no there all good folksGotten any awards: ya i got student of the month once in high school, but it wasnt like that, i swear, i had this english teacher, mrs. paul, whom was also a psychology teacher and her and i always got into about all sorts of various stuff, so i think what happend was i was doing really shitty in her class and she went home one night and got some stupid idea from one of her psych manipulator theorists and figured that she could get me to do it proceduraly correct, that the boy wasnt all tungsten it was just that he needed a bit of proper encouragment and motivation, hence the award, i bet ya she went home and mastarbated on that one for a week at least, but whatever, my mum hung it on the fridge for like 3 years.What car do you wish to have: why even ask, you know the answer, BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO I ran over my neighbors, BITCHIN CAMARAO, BITCHIN CAMARO,Now it's in all the papers. My folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO with no insurance to match; So if you happen to run me down, please don't leave a scratch. I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair; And I didn't get arrested, because my dad's the mayor. BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO Doughnuts on your lawn BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO Tony Orlando and Dawn When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss, Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO and they have to ride the bus. So you'd better get out of my way, when I run through your yard; Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO; And an Exxon credit card. BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO Hey, man where ya headed? BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO I drive on unleadedWhere do you want to get married? i dont much care as long as Gil Manteras motherfkn PArty Dream plays itIf you could change something about yourself, what would it be? im too much of a perfectionist, i always got to win at everything i do, ya know, i cant ever settle for second place. I m too money driven, its always Buy sell BuY buy buy buy buy sell sell buy sell sell sell selll sellllllllllllllllllll buy buyyyy sell sell buy buy buy sell sell sellllllll? buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy sell, bu then usually back to buy again.Good driver: speed speed in tikets , rekless operation x 10 , duis galore all sorts of drunken driven but what daya expect BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO I ran over my neighbors, BITCHIN CAMARAO, BITCHIN CAMARO, Now it's in all the papers. My folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO with no insurance to match; So if you happen to run me down, please don't leave a scratch. I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair; And I didn't get arrested, because my dad's the mayor. BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO Doughnuts on your lawn BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO Tony Orlando and Dawn When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss, Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO and they have to ride the bus. So you'd better get out of my way, when I run through your yard; Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO; And an Exxon credit card. BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO Hey, man where ya headed? BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO I drive on unleadedGood Singer: good lounge voice.Have a lava lamp: fuck youHow many remote controls are in your house: not manyAre you double jointed: so soWhat do you dream about?: fundamentalist leprachauns deleberating in an orgy of smack induced fermaldahyde enunciating thier vowels while blackened roasts swing upon the moonbeams of some sort of sorrow filled childrens tree house that seems as if it was built out of spite for a dying race of the closure of the age of aquarius our parents soon to bury us inside of magnificnet egyptian microwave domes that have been thouroughly coated in candy colered layers of sea green apocalypse racing srtipes of a long forgetten jesuit maids whom have since been castrated and shun outside of there inside communties with desolate wandering brothers of the efervecent strawberry graveyards where they speak to the wind and the wind can only respond by uttering sighs of unfullfilled glories and the bark of some distant tree minces with the vineyards of some long gone barbituated contsble of an distant and forgetten unkept constituant wh no longer has the gift of sight but wanders aimlessy through some 25th dimension tacking laws of treason upon every tangible object he passes while men who were women who were dogs who were squrilles keep tasting bits and pieces of time and a love that they once knew but for some inability to unlearn have masked those very lives that they presently concel but once so gleefully lead and now, but now can they taste these bits of suffering that they long to taste once more while the cyborg transvestites drink yoo hoo in the warnm warm sun and wish that they were only ifonly cpable of smoking cigarettes like the once mortal men that read about in their history booklets of titanium plated varienesddesg caragoogoo velist bon mudhiers til reinquers of fe les to bleu to bleu they then return to thier shadows and bask in the undesirable desire to conspire to conspere while the baby lamb of double postive sorts is slaughtered by an unsympathetic world which has long forgotten what it means to die to die to to see with the third eye and the foundrys of the of the floureccent dimbulbs short out and fade into the alaskian night while the polar bear s masterbate and show eachother telepathics displays of sportscars crashing off winding cliffs into the french rivera while the ghost of jaque phiildement suffers an unberable weight of forsaken treasures off the coast of a virtually non existent portugaul and now the eeels have turned thier spinless backs upon the plankton that they so desired and retired to a life of celibacy while the clergymen drink fight and fuck into the night and wake in the morn to blow thier brains out upon thier television screens, estes plurifico medersic en quentisimo, bush busha bam bong bim . But most nights i just dream of a big boring beige boxLast time you showered: i shower oftenLast time you took a bath: i wish i had a bath tub and a fireplace to match,some day i hope to sit inside a bath tub in front of a fire place, you knowThe last movie you saw at the theatres: mirror mask, you wouldnt understandRoot Beer or Dr.Pepper:Mud or Jell-O wrestling:Vanilla or chocolate: Chocolate Vanilla, ohh, werent expecting that one were yaSkiing or Boarding: dudeSummer or winter: dead of winter. as long as it's snowing., Right on BrotherSilver or Gold: Bacon GreaseDiamond or pearl: Ill have to go with Tungsten againSunset or Sunrise: ya i like emSprite or 7up: Squirt, take that captain black and whiteOrange juice or apple juice:Cats or dogs: Hybrid animals are neatCoffee or tea: coffeeteaPhone or in person: south dakotaAre you Oldest, middle, youngest or only child: olderEnd time: 5: 36 am in denver, but i smokeda cigarettes and dance and dance