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St.Even The Last Or Only Verbivore

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About Me

My baby's mama is the grizzled motherfucker on the Yukon Jack bottle walking into the dark, hoary, night woods. We gave birth to thee FUCKTACULAR TURBODACTYL KARAOKE WAR DEMON who rocks the slow jams all night long. Support the flower of noise. Use the power of man. Support the shower of noise. Use the word: NOISE. The word is LOVE! I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

Found scrap roller tape chop drink slide slap fuzz whistle panel trap door reverb revelation transmission fluid field trip haze play dough cycletron chew feedback eject gaze neck back slither arch bounce stretch slam jam pound.UNNNGH!

Music:

Kelis, Carrion Crawler, FannyPack, Aberrant, Fisty, JTFriendsForever, PCP Roadblock, Ghost Buffalo, Hillary Duff,DDC, Diviner Imposter, The Lodge(R.I.P.), Assfault, TLC, Carpenters, Cruachan, Impiety, Axes To The Sky, Gravy Train, Lightnin Bizzolt, American Furniture Werewolf, Towel, M.C. Fucktacular Turbodactyl/St. Even the Last or Only Verbivore,Scream Club, Zombie Bear, Piss Factory,Missy Elliot, Clusterfux, Maiden, Crossbones, Badger, Lil Jon, Tiny Tim, Bathtub Shitter, Stravinsky, Jo-Jo, Merzbow, Tiger Trap, Black Lamb, Ashlee Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Too Short, Dr. Hook, Glass Candy & The Shattered Theatre, Kimmy Gibler, Chuck Berry, KillMuhFukkinBell&Sebastian, Melt Banizza, Nelly McKay, Roach Coach Crashes Into Parking Enforcement, Other Peoples' Children, DJ Sara T, Shooby Taylor The Human Horn, Sigh, Bitch, Bronski Beat, Try Again Later, Deer Creek, Karen Emily, Storm, Travis Mann, Lindsay Lohan, Gore Beyond Necropsy, Rachel Pollard, De La Soul, Syphilis Sauna, Nancy Sinatra, Blue Cheer, Yma Sumac, Lyin Bitch And The Restraining Orders, Mary Timony(Helium), Lita Ford, PP Falcon, Coil, Throbbin Grizzle, Erykah Badu, Hidden Hand, Def Dames, you and your mom like donkey kong...etc..

Movies:

Street Trash, Heathers, Over The Edge, Barely Legal On Vacation,Lesbian Bukkake 4, Bad Santa, Story Of Ricky, Grandma's Boy, etc... ..

Television:

Their album Marquee Moon kicks serious ass. I can't say the same about their more recent efforts.

Books:

Cooked.

Heroes:

PP Falcon(R.I.P.),Wordy Rappington, El Duce, Sarah Vaughn, Richard Kern, Steven Segal, The Hamburgler, Beatrix Kiddo, Van Helsing, Rasaahn Roland-Kirk, George Carlin, Elphaba Thropp, Bisexual Britni, Yoshimi P-We, Veronica Sawyer, my Mom, The band known as 16 Bitch Pile-Up, etc...

My Blog

I CUNT STAND THE RAIN (against my window, bringin back sweet memory)

New Roommates, new pens, new ideas, new 3.2 beer. fuck sunday. fuck punctuation. fuck the paper chase. fuck bad comedians. fuck blogs. fuck squirrels and industry hogs. let's light some shit on fire. ...
Posted by St.Even The Last Or Only Verbivore on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 02:19:00 PST

I just got kicked down some majestically meaningful shit that knocked me on my ass.

So I sez: Hi. Yeah I'm pretty grizzled. I got stuff on my plate that I can't just feed to the dog under the table. And she sez: Next time you visit the All-You-Can-Eat only take what you can digest an...
Posted by St.Even The Last Or Only Verbivore on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:33:00 PST

Where would we all be if people didn't start fights/drama @ shows.

"Deammmmnn. I almost had to pistol-whip a bitch."-feisty delinquent on an episode of Ricki Lake Why do people always gotta be hittin eachother? Someone get me some of that positively charged slime fro...
Posted by St.Even The Last Or Only Verbivore on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 12:35:00 PST