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Capn Fresh and the Stay Fresh Seals

About Me

“Cap’n” Fresh is a super hero rapper with an old school style but a futuristic plan… “Cap’n” Fresh promotes the thing that gives him his special powers….proper Hygiene! But not just of the body but of the mind and soul. ‘Cap’n” Fresh is on a mission to remove the dirtiness that has corrupted the business culture of our generation and at the same time “Cap’n” Fresh believes there is no Party unless you wash your body! So keep that booty clean and wear clean draws everyday! I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

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Member Since: 4/10/2007
Band Website: foolschool.net
Band Members: Cap'n Fresh,Komander Kody,Skinny J,Handsome A, Pat Keck
Influences: Hi ,I’m “Cap’n” Fresh and I am here to warn you of the terrible possibilities of not using proper hygiene,the fact is you are surrounded everyday by very Evil and dirty people though you may not know it, these people have big business ties and are trying to corrupt the very fibers of American and world Democracy. I recently developed a way to see these people or dust bunnies as I call ‘em because with my new ability to see these people using Optifresh they look like dirty rabbits! In fact there is a tiny invisible molecular structure to this dirt which I can see and the average person cannot, this dirt can attract to a physically unclean person even a person in a ignorant mental state and whether or not you believe it, these dust bunnies go everywhere; yes some are very rich and powerful and some are not but nowhere is safe not even your local church, you could even start to acquire this unseen hygiene problem just by exchanging money or watching your local news program, so keep it clean out there yall!
Sounds Like: Cap’n Fresh is here to save the world from the evil dust bunnies and transform them into stay fresh seals so he can record rap songs from the 80’s with them. You may ask why rap songs from the 80’s? well it’s because rap songs from the 80’s are the most powerful form of communication known to man! 80’s rap music is the only way known to man too destroy corporate news and misinformation.
Record Label: Fool School Productions

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