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Byron

cellphone's dead

About Me



Try the BEST MySpace Editor and MySpace Layouts at MySpace Toolbox !When forced into elevator conversation, I always revert to some contrived quip about the weather, and hope that the elevator is fast. Nothing is worse than staring at the elevator numbers as they move so painfully slow in the absence of talking points. Especially after I've just blown my random social wad with that "looks like a system could be moving in" gem.Recently I've become fascinated with 1980's movies that I used to find amazing as a child....and now I find them just as amazing...in that "this movie totally shitty" kinda way. Movies like Cobra, Stroker Ace, Commando, Weird Science, Joe Versus the Volcano, Iron Eagle, and Fletch.....

My Interests

glam rock albums, sequencers, ignoring famous people, evacuating my pre-programmed senses, salmon, optimal blends of debt and equity, canteens of whiskey, deep talks with crazy people, interstellar cataclysms, superficial pseudo-drama. Your results:
You are The Flash The Flash 80% Green Lantern 70% Spider-Man 65% Iron Man 65% Robin 65% Catwoman 50% Hulk 50% Wonder Woman 48% Superman 35% Supergirl 33% Batman 25% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
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I'd like to meet:

Rasputin, The Noid, Brian McKnight, Bill Raftery, Veruca Salt, "Downtown" Julie Brown, Chuck Woolery, Alan Jackson, Morgana the Kissing Bandit, Pegasus

Music:

sonic youth,talking heads, devo,beck,ween, roni size, adam beyer, geoff white, computer controlled lover, Man or Astroman,various dancehall, mf doom, Madlib, danger mouse, atmosphere, dj krush, the strokes, the swirlies, flaming lips, kinski, brainiac, queen pretty, pavement,the orb, sun ra, pink floyd, Bruce Haack,deerhoof, jesus lizard, new bomb turks....too much stuff to list here.In my car disk changer right now: Robert Hood, Quasimoto, Charles Mingus, Beatnuts, The Aislers Set, Syd Barrett, Dj Shadow

Movies:

1991 the Year Punk Broke, Karate Kid,Superman III, Heathers, Creepshow I and II,Beat Street,Fight Club, The Shining, Blow Up,The Triffids,Eyes Wide Shut,National Lampoon's Vacation, Caddy Shack, Brain Candy, Cheese Gore and Forced Plots....I love that shit.

Television:

The Weapons of ChoiceOld School Sounds

Books:

TRAVEL!!!!!!!!!!!SOUTH AFRICAMICHIGANDINOSAUR COLORADORabbit Canyon, COLORADOHAWAII

Heroes:

My Wife. My mom. My dad. My younger brothers. My Nephews Teachers who care about their students.

My Blog

Burning Man 2007 - mental imagery from the exploded soul

What can you say?  The English language leaves many blanks to be filled in by the imagination....I guess that's a good thing in a way.  I guess I will proceed with scattered imagery from my ...
Posted by Byron on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:26:00 PST

Crampshackle Frazzle Frump!!

Kaboingabins!!   How in the zally-hoo did we frantangle that gizmoinka??   Better drink a bottle of Thorazamapan to clear up that cough.  Otherwise you'll be phlegmatically projecting m...
Posted by Byron on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:53:00 PST

message to the band Veruca Salt

    Somtimes I get on here and rant because its such a great forum.  Talking to nobody in particular about things that really aren't important in the scope of our existence.  ...
Posted by Byron on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 01:40:00 PST

People on the Scene......part 3

Just wanted you guys to meet some more of my friends.As I meet great folks.....you'll meet great folks.Hey, we're "Los Drepressos"....the emo-band from Mexico City.  You may have seen us on the P...
Posted by Byron on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 03:21:00 PST

Colony Lakes - magical journey

Toiling away at work my mind swayed into an alternate reality of mountain exploration.  To the Sangre De Cristo Range in Southern Colorado we did drive that Friday night.  Landing in the dar...
Posted by Byron on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:03:00 PST

Mental Images from System Crash

1. Chihuahua Dog "Seven" playing the rib bone like a violin2. Space Invaders in each window3. Event Parking4. Jeff licking our salt lick at 7am5. Breakdancing 8 year old Clay6. Drum'n Bass7. Phycologi...
Posted by Byron on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:32:00 PST

Webcam

Hi, my name is Byron.  I think you're really cute.  I'm new to this Myspace thing and just really want to get to know people I don't know.  Lets see....I love to get naked, talk to stra...
Posted by Byron on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:11:00 PST

people on the scene

..>..> ..> ..>Hey there.  I'm Rollie Fingers.  I've got a good look....a really good look.  If you're not looking good....you're not feeling good....and if you're not feeling good?&nb...
Posted by Byron on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:04:00 PST

My friends wanted to say hello!

Hello, some friend of mine wanted to say hello..."Hi there....I'm Wilford Brimley.  You might remember me as that asshole who kept breaking into the swimming pool in the thrilling movie Cacoon......
Posted by Byron on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:39:00 PST

Ode to sweet blog...

Oh sweet blog....how I love to carress your blank page and fill it with tangled thoughts too rich and creamy for the paper page.  Just like Three's Company re-runs at 3am...you're always here for...
Posted by Byron on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:47:00 PST