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OBjuan

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About Me

I been awful lucky yall. Fer jus about thurty some odd years now I been stumblin frum one good ol' sitiation to tha next. Got me at least five fine parent'n folks in there, what did lern'd me up good in all sorts a ways of livin, n showed me taint never ta rule out one mans way o life till'n hes a fuck'n wit yers. Lerned me sum of that there Ai-ki-doo to show me when that ther man is up in yer, what du dem kids call it, grill? dat the thing to do is figer out a way so yous ken both be happy, stead a whakin em up side the noggin, thu sume time that what it takes, all kinds.Got me sum fine frens along da way too, many of em whats still here wit me today after all des years, cept'n fer dang ol' Sparky who laid down the goat sum time ago. n I been lucky enough to have me sum dierection frum an early age what told me to mess round with dem der computors n make purrdy pictures n all that so as I can get paid, and maybe freak a few folks out with crazy images dey aint never seen afore too. n i had tha good sense enuf not ta spen all my time werkin, n get out der an travel, n dance, n hoot it on up frum time ta time as well.Yeepers, I been purrdy lucky allreet, but I wont say a little elbow grease an sum good plan'n here n there dnt help ta get me wheres I am today. Hell, this luck keeps up like dis, I just might have me one of dem psych-o-delic hillbilly howdowns on the moon yet...and would that not be quite swell chums?

My Interests

I like all sorts of shit. Travel, movies, music, visual arts, performance arts, computing, the fine art of freaking out, camping, the desert, the ocean, the jungle, sex, drugs, rocks, rolls, writing, reading, juggling, skiing/boarding, jokes, laughter, dancing, twitching like a spastic idiot, sketching, oragami, cooking, eating, the fractal nature of the universe...I like to suck the marrow out of just about every last thing I can, then spit the hollowed husk to the ground to be trampled by the thunderous roar of assholes like me bleeding the world dry.

I'd like to meet:

I'm not big on celebrity worship or any of that bullshit. I like to meet chill, down to earth people, who enjoy themselves, like to laugh, and are crazy enough to be interesting, but not so crazy as to be sketch ass bitchez. As far as famous people are concerned, I'll bet Dennis Hopper and Jack Nicholson would be fun to party with, and I wouldn't be above bending Angelina Jolie over a park bench...

Music:

I like both kinds, country and western! And also good old rock n roll, and freaky world music, and electronica, and old school jazz, and bluegrass, and ska, and even some rap and R&B.A few choice artists that come to mind: Manu Chao, Gogol Bordello, The Talking Heads, Oysterhead, Pink Floyd, Beck, Tom Petty, Cream, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, Slick Rick, Amon Tobin, Richie Hawtin, The Moldy Peaches, Abba (just kidding), Baaba Maal, The Beatles (especially the psychedelic stuff), Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Agustus Pablo, Bobby McFerrin (not just kidding), Canned Heat, CCR, Danny Elfman, Dave Grisman, Dick Dale, Gotan Project, Weird Al, Goldie Looking Chain (not exactly sure you can call them musicians, but I like em), Immortal Technique, Miles Davis, Johnny Cash, The Dead, Juno Reactor, King Missle, Paul Simon, LMF, The Orb, Spinal Tap... That's enough for now, don't want to burst the server listing all the musicians I like.

Movies:

Film has been a big part of my life. From an early age I was enchanted by the new worlds and lives that you can experience via this extremely visceral art form. Not that I demand transportive quality out of a film, I have certainly been entertained by plenty of schlocky cheese ass wastes of celluloid as well. Movies are largely responsible for getting me into computer graphics, which is how I make a living. In some ways you could say that I am a film maker, on a small and abstract scale. I have designs on some more ambitious projects, but I'm all too aware that it takes more time/energy/resources than I am currently willing to devote to them.A few all time classics, in no particular order: Ninja Scroll, The Wall, The Maltese Falcon, City of Lost Children, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Predator, Army of Darkness, Hero, Airplanes and The Naked Guns, Requiem for a Dream, The Matrix, Spinal Tap (and everything else by this troop), True Romance, Time Bandits (everything by Terry Gilliam), Hard Boiled, Riding Giants, Sin City, and How to Get a Head in Advertising.

Television:

Hardly ever watch TV, and not just because I don't have cable. I do however enjoy quality edu-tainment, when it is used as a medium to show you other parts of the world, or freakish creatures like on Nova and such. I am also a fan of lots of animated shows like the requisite Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, and Samurai Jack.

Books:

Love a good book, but somehow don't find much time to read these days, other than bathroom stall poetry. Some really good books I've read in the past: One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest, Sometimes a Great Notion, The Long Ships, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Lonely Planet's Spanish Phrasebook, Pulp, The Magic Christian, Time Enough for Love, Dune, and Guys and Dolls: Short Stories by Damon Runyon. - Author's I think can be trusted: Donald Westlake, Robert Heinlein, Arthur C Clarke, and the master of them all, Ken Kesey.

Heroes:

My mom, my dad, GandhiMuhamedAliKing Jr III, big ups to god, and of course my little brosef... Naw, seriously, all my parents are pretty fuckin cool, and I'm lucky enough to truely admire most the people I call my good friends. But as far as people the average joe can relate to, it takes a true god to stand out amongst the masses for me to call them a hero. People like: Weird Al Yankovic, Terry Gilliam, Ken Kesey, and David Byrne. Sure, now I sound like a sexest just cause I can't think of any women heros, well, I guess you'd best get on trying to impress me ladies...

My Blog

been a while

I don't really have anything to say.  Just been a long time since I put anything up here and kinda felt like I should.  I guess I kinda got carried away with all the traveling to exotic citi...
Posted by OBjuan on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:25:00 PST

A truly sad day

Whoooo, deep breathes.  Deep breathes.  So, I went down to Denver Health's STD testing clinic today, and....  they were closed already.  I got a little paper with their schedule on...
Posted by OBjuan on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 04:56:00 PST

State of the natioN

The american creed is to feed the GREED.They planted a seed which we nurture with need.   were addicted to speed,   we dont bother to read,warning signs all around that none of us ...
Posted by OBjuan on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 02:05:00 PST

Budablessed

Had one hell of a day in Budapest.  Woke up and and wandered over to the Buda side of the Danube River, and strolled around some cool hilly castles until I found the entrance to the Labyrinth tha...
Posted by OBjuan on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 03:03:00 PST

Backalley Baptisims

Well,  so far our time here in Europe has been largely hectic and draining (in a good way) so I havenĀ“t had much motivation to document it.  But thanks to poor planing on the Protuguesian Tr...
Posted by OBjuan on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 01:50:00 PST

Random Reflections & Travel Tips:

What the hell are we all in such a rush for?  Even without a pressing job to deal with, being home I feel overwhelmed with all the things I need to do, and a whole bunch more shit I should do.&nb...
Posted by OBjuan on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 04:12:00 PST

Paradise Lost

Having left our new love Busquer Del Perro to his happy home, we got back onto paved roads in Tilaran, and managed to cruise quickly to the coast in Playa del Coco, just in time for sunset.  The ...
Posted by OBjuan on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 04:09:00 PST

The Last Hurrah for Shiving me

Well, this is it.  Were sitting here in the San Jose Elvis Hostel with about an hour to go before we have to catch a taxi to the airport.  Wahhh!  Rather than risk further complications...
Posted by OBjuan on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 04:06:00 PST

The Last Hurrah for Shiving me

Well, this is it.  Were sitting here in the San Jose Elvis Hostel with about an hour to go before we have to catch a taxi to the airport.  Wahhh!  Rather than risk further complications...
Posted by OBjuan on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 04:07:00 PST

Narrow Escape

Soooo... having no money, no ID, no keys, and few morals; we were left with no choice but to sell our bodies on the gritty streets of San Jose.   No, Jeana only had at most $60, her drivers lic...
Posted by OBjuan on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 04:02:00 PST