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jake

Whiskey Pimp

About Me

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

My Interests

Pickles

I'd like to meet:

.. Weng Weng Rap on FunnyOrDie.com ..

Music:

Gogol Bordello Gypsy Punk, Tom Waits, Antipop, Consortium, Jurassic 5, Dj Spooky, Dj Shadow, Blackalicious, Company Flow, Massive Attack, Merle Haggard, Johnny Cash, Buck Owens, DJ Vadim, DAC, Willie, Robbie Fulks, Black Sabbath, FuManChu, Shag One & tha strangas, PixleEye, Misfits, Danzig, Slayer, Sepultura, Bad religion, Celixico, Black Flag, split lip rayfield, drive by truckers, atari teenage riot, portis head, Lenard Cohen, Quannum Projects, and of course my group DOOMSDAYROBOT (watch for coming EP).

Movies:

Anything by Coen Brothers, David Lynch, Sergio Leone, Akira Kurosawa, just love film. Film is the fusion of all art forms.

Television:

Netflix

Books:

ART OF WAR, CODE OF THE SAMURAI, A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME, THE GOD PARTICLE, OF SUN AND STEEL, COOKBOOKS, MIDGET FARMING FOR DUMMIES.

Heroes:

Steve McQueen, Mahammud Ali (boxer)

My Blog

Weng Weng says it all!!

..Weng Weng Rap on FunnyOrDie.com.....
Posted by jake on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:08:00 PST

just quit trying becuase you are obsolete

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Posted by jake on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:03:00 PST

For $.70 a day you can help a child like this...

For .$70 a day you can help a child like this ...... ...
Posted by jake on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 01:15:00 PST

petal

By jakewhisky at 2007-08-28...
Posted by jake on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:58:00 PST

I grew a tomato that weighs 1 pound 3 3/4 oz

I grew a giant tomato. who wants to eat it with me.
Posted by jake on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:09:00 PST

Mmmm, Hog Roast (slide show)

Go to ImageShack&174; to Create your own Slideshow...
Posted by jake on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:04:00 PST

why i am going to hell

this makes me laugh too much to go to heaven. ...
Posted by jake on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 04:41:00 PST

time to be naked

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Posted by jake on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:31:00 PST

I love "This American Life"

"This American Life is one of my favorite radio shows for years now, but...... props to the Onion. This American Life Completes Documentation Of Liberal, Upper-Middle-Class ExistenceApril 20, 2007 | ...
Posted by jake on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:08:00 PST

Dont Drink And Drive

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Posted by jake on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:15:00 PST