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About Me

I start my days with a stretch. I think that everything is greener on the other side. I was once attacked by squirrels. I had a pet duck named Puddles as a child. When I grow up I'm going to be a paleontologist and create my own Triassic park. I have to have a dictionary by my side to double check that the words I use in my rhetoric are real ones.

My Interests

fermentation, vernacular rhetoric, Linguistics, telling people what I think of this that or the other and complaining about it, learning all the different breeds of spiders so that when I squish them with my shoe I can say, "Take that you Peucetia viridans!", day dreaming of things I want to do, breaking things for the sounds they make.

I'd like to meet:

you, yes you, and maybe him or her, or them. Oh, They look nice.

Music:

People are always informing me of my terrible music selection. Most of it is burned copies of CD's people give me. Maybe people should give me better CDs.

Movies:

I like movies where animals,that are at times brought back from extinction, sometimes they are science experiments gone awry, sometimes they are just trying to steal back thier dominence from man, sometimes they are high-bred monsters, but at any rate they eat people and only ever one or two people survive, sometimes three, but usually never more.

Television:

Arrested Development, Full Metal Alchemist, Weeds, Deadwood, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mohoromatic, Trailer Park Boys, Simpsons... I've come to the conclusion that television shows on DVD are better than they are on T.V.

Books:

I like a lot of them

Heroes:

Squirrel killers and pirates with double pegged legs and two eye-patches. Hard times.

My Blog

sleepless in Las Vegas

Day two of vacation and I still have not made it to my final destination. I arrived in Vegas this morning around 1 A.M. All the hotels were booked or no longer taking people in. Fuck...
Posted by acquiring Lisa skills on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 10:34:00 PST

Death to DIA

If I would have caught the first flight out of here I would be on a plane right now, If I would have caught the second flight out I would be on a plane. Here I am sitting at the airport looking ...
Posted by acquiring Lisa skills on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:04:00 PST

I took a bike ride

to Dairy Queen to get a blizzard only to be terribly disappointed with my selection. Do not try the new "monster cookie Blizzard with m&ms". Instead stick with a classic ...
Posted by acquiring Lisa skills on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:44:00 PST

Great Aunt LaRue

So I found out just now that my great aunt LaRue just died. I think I met her five times in my life. As a child I remember gettting pajammas or a blanket from her for chirstmas. ...
Posted by acquiring Lisa skills on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:28:00 PST

A bloody mission

I am continuing research on something that affects us all. That is "who in Denver has the best Bloody Mary?" I'm going to need some help with this and I challenge you ...
Posted by acquiring Lisa skills on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:40:00 PST

I miss the beds at the Broadmore.

They are paradise with a duvet. Stranahans RULES! Word to my hommie.
Posted by acquiring Lisa skills on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:57:00 PST

the excitement is not yet through

I manage to convince myself of many things. I'm convinved that my atoms are about to collapse on themselves at any moment. I would try to keep them from doing this, but am convinved that, ...
Posted by acquiring Lisa skills on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:14:00 PST

Homework and hangovers

Sometimes you know that you need to spend the whole day drunk. Yesterday was that day for me. Now however I have a head full of webs and two papers to write, and I can't manage to do ...
Posted by acquiring Lisa skills on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 12:46:00 PST

Day 6 no alcohol day 8 no cigarettes

I'm fine if you don't count the self-inflicted teeth marks on my elbow. You try that. Bet you can't. Bet you can't even lick your elbow. C'mon try it, try it. See, told y...
Posted by acquiring Lisa skills on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:27:00 PST

Day two no cigarettes, day one no alcohol

I feel a minor want of cigarettes and a anxiousness for a glass of wine. I would enjoy a glass of wine right now, instead I will have some tea with a hint of apples and cinnamon in it, mmmh...
Posted by acquiring Lisa skills on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 08:14:00 PST