Always select your heroes carefully.
In my experience dead ones are the best as it is never wise to meet those you admire.
They invariably turn out to be as big an arsehole as you are capable of being.
The Clash,
Echo & The Bunnymen,
Talking Heads,
New Order,
Matthew Sweet
The Smiths,
Johnny Cash,
Paul Quinn,
The Fall,
Orange Juice,
The KLF,
The Jesus & Mary Chain
Gregory's Girl,
Drugstore Cowboy,
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest,
Goodfellas,
Caddyshack,
Once Upon A Time In America,
So I Married An Axe Murderer,
The Hudsucker Proxy,
North By Northwest,
Clerks,
Harvey,
That Sinking Feeling,
The Man Who Would Be King,
Anything on The Hallmark Channel starring Lyndsey Wagner,
The seminal work of Gary Busey
I'd rather not if it's all the same with you.
Boiling A Frog - Christopher Brookmyre
Espedair Street - Iain Banks
Republican Party Reptile - P.J. O'Rourke
Fear & Loathing In America - Hunter S Thompson
45 - Bill Drummond
The Diceman - Luke Reinhart
The Catcher In The Rye - JD Salinger
Mills & Boon
Readers Digest
Cornflake Boxes
Joe Strummer
Johnny Cash
Bill Hicks
John Peel
David Byrne
Bill Drummond
Gary Busey
Jim From Taxi (yes I know he's a fictional character and therefore shouldn't count but this is my page)
PJ O'Rourke
Sue Pollard
The guy from the Cillit Bang advert.