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Dale Turner

Light Fuse and Get Away

About Me

Profession-wise??? I'm the (former... see blog above) West Coast Editor of Guitar One Magazine , teach private guitar lessons, music theory, ear training, sight reading, Jimi Hendrix-style rhythm guitar improvisation, guitar/vocal accompaniment, and a couple other classes at Hollywood's Musician's Institute , and write guitar instructional books , among other things. I'm also an independent musician --soon to unleash some nutty musical nuggets (me playing guitar, bass, real acoustic drums, piano, mandolin, accordion, voices) for your (hopeful) listening pleasure (12-song disc due mid 2008)!!!
Personality-wise??? If we met, and you spoke with a Scottish accent, you might say I was "fookin' foony!" (Here's a 100% improvised LIVE SAMPLE of my musical humor, for starters.) For what it's worth, I've also been told I'm open-minded, goal-oriented, a little bit nutty (or was it loopy?), honest, tolerant/accepting of people's differences (but pretty intolerant of drama and BS), optimistic, and approachable... Oh yeah, I also love parentheses. You want the full skinny? I'll dish it to ya directly if you write ;-) Dale Turner

My Interests

Beyond music/art/film stuff? K. I'm a fan of stand-up comedy--not "comedy clubs" per se (I dig that, just haven't gone in a while), but films/videos/DVDs of cutting-edge mutants like Eddie Izzard, Dave Chappelle, David Cross, Sarah Silverman, etc. (And "old school" wordsmith comics like Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, and George Carlin.) Time permitting, I might hit the Hollywood Bowl, Dorothy Chandler, unconventional and/or just plain "out there" plays, etc. Karaoke is cool! So is the beach (paddleball, frisbee, rollerblading, chillin'). My BBQ bashes are somewhat infamous... I play badminton too, sometimes, and have been known to brutalize myself Bikram Yoga style... I dig going "garage sale-ing" as well; damn near everything I got that's cool/funky, I grabbed from a garage sale at some point, it seems.

I'd like to meet:

Friends-wise? Anyone who's cool, who is into music that matters. (Subjective??? Perhaps--but not to me!!) Among other attributes, people with some sense of "awareness"--how their behavior affects others around them--would also be nice. For instance: If you're the type that habitually bitches at waiters/waitresses, we most likely can't be buds!!! (*sniffle*) Or if you're a dude with a million "ab" shots on your page. I'll just feel inferior... y'know, 'cause I'm jealous 'n' stuff. Dork.

I eat flakes for breakfast.

Networking-wise? I guess the same would apply, provided the stuff I threw down up North of here (and elsewhere) is actually relevant to you. OOOOOGABOOOGA!

BONUS: Below is a live video (shot June 2004) of me playing Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" in its entirety. This is the only film clip (audio is straight off the board) I have of me doing this song. I was a little bit sick, so my throat explodes during the high parts, but it's definitely pretty funny--at least the "solo" and "opera" sections!! I hope it makes you laugh!

Music:

BIG Jeff Buckley and Brian Wilson nut; all forms of artistic/unpredictable music (Miles Davis, Chopin, Stravinsky, Bartok, Mr. Bungle, Nine Inch Nails, Radiohead, Jimmy Gnecco/Ours, King's X, Primus, Fishbone, Bjork, Jon Brion, Elliott Smith, John Frusciante, Ani DiFranco, Aimee Mann, Bobby McFerrin, Danny Elfman, John Zorn, Karen and Richard Carpenter, Chet Baker, ol' Spike Jones, Victor Borge, this list is endless...) are up my alley. I'll spare ya by not listing the 10 billion guitar players and other instrumentalists--in every genre--that I love, respect, and am influenced by ;-)

Personal music-wise ( www.intimateaudio.com ), I've had an all original CD in the works for a while. It's full band stuff, but I'm playing and singing everything (except for *gasp!* strings on one song). I think the guitar parts are pretty cool and different--acoustic and electric on everything, with some semi-abnormal vocal harmonies. The only recent stuff I've recorded that's "out," that's remotely close, is THIS stuff (that's just a scaled-down backing track, with drums, bass, electric geetars, and other stuff removed, but it's kinda purty--in a spooky way!). This new disc will be released sometime in 2008 (12 songs).

I also released a pretty raw CD of "live" covers (called INTERPRETATIONS - Solo Arrangements for Guitar and Voice ) a while back (recorded in Christmas 2000, hence the horribly outdated photo on the disc's artwork). Highlights include " Bohemian Rhapsody " (featuring the whole " Galileo " opera bit!), " God Only Knows ", " Leader of the Band ", " Hallelujah ", and " Castles Made of Sand ." They were all recorded live (played and sung simultaneously) in my li'l home studio.

You can also hear me shred up a storm--"New Age" style--on David Pritchard's Acoustic Guitar Quartet's UNASSIGNED TERRITORY , released in 1999 on Zebra Records (Warner/Elektra/Atlantic).

Feel like digging deeper into my musical mind? You may find THIS INTERVIEW to be an interesting read :-)

Movies:

Fave flick? Impossible to answer, but here are a few: Annie Hall, Pulp Fiction, The Pianist, Holy Grail, Waiting for Guffman, Memento, Chocolat, The Shining, Fight Club, uhhhhm.... American Psycho, Amelie, Birdcage, A Clockwork Orange, Taxi Driver, Fargo, A Simple Plan, Terry Gilliam's stuff (Brazil, 12 Monkeys, Fisher King, etc.), Godfather I and II, GoodFellas, Spinal Tap, Rocky Horror, Pink Floyd's The Wall, all those Wallace and Gromit claymation films... Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, I Heart Huckabees, Magnolia, Happiness... various Tim Burton-isms (Nightmare Before Christmas, James and the Giant Peach, etc.), Citizen Kane, Rebel Without a Cause, some Audrey Hepburn films, Sinatra stuff (Manchurian Candidate, From Here to Eternity, etc.), the Graduate, Pedro Almodovar flicks (Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down, etc.), Amadeus, Schindler's List... On the lighter side? The Jerk, Airplane, Ace Ventura, Cheech and Chong's Next Movie... Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Television:

Tube-wise, I'm a BIG fan of Real Time w/Bill Maher. AND I actually kinda *like* American Idol (for comedic value). Other than that, reality TV makes me ILL. Haven't watched sitcoms much lately (or TV at all, for that matter), but used to love Seinfeld, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Sex in the City, Sopranos, etc. Mr. Bean is KING!

Books:

For the last thousand years, it seems, I've only read recording/songwriting/biographical books and/or magazines.

Heroes:

Brian Wilson, Miles Davis, Jeff Buckley, Michael Jordan, Jim Carrey... Jon Brion would be my most recent addition to this list. Basically, people who are virtuosos at their craft, continuously evolving from a life of dedication to their art. I'd say some of my close, personal friends fit in this category as well--including the ol' parentals! (My pops passed away in 1995 . STOP SMOKING, retards!!!!) R.I.P. definitive hero, Miles Levin .

My Blog

AMAZING! I actually FINISHED recording!!!!

(I’m talking about a personal home recording project that’s been going on for eons....)Of course, now I’m gonna go over everything with a fine-toothed comb, then *try* to mix this be...
Posted by Dale Turner on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:36:00 PST

Check out my SONGWRITING (instructional) VIDEOS!!

These little videos, of course, are only detailing TWO of the zillion ways to get a "song" up and running, but hopefully someone gleans something out of them:In part 1 of this 2 part series, I show ho...
Posted by Dale Turner on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 10:26:00 PST

New Fave Five INTERVIEW at GUITARHOO.COM site!!

Musicians review their Top 5 Favorite records and more at GUITARHOO.com! Check out mine!!http://www.guitarhoo.com/fave5/dale_turner.shtml...
Posted by Dale Turner on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:55:00 PST

GUITAR ONE Magazine R.I.P. :-(

Well, after eleven years of kick arse content, purely devoted to improving the prowess of the picking public, Guitar One Magazine has been swallowed whole, "folded" into Guitar World Magazine. (The de...
Posted by Dale Turner on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:16:00 PST

Recent INTERVIEW in Musicians Institute Newsletter!!

In this one-page interview/story in Musician’s Institute’s Newsletter I discuss musical literacy, songwriting, and other things of interest to guitar players and music students, in general...
Posted by Dale Turner on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 02:49:00 PST

NAMM 2007 Photographic Goofiness!

Here are a few photos taken at NAMM 2007. RAWK!!!My Brush with Death!!!!!!~********************~Me with Fishbone's Angelo Moore!!!~********************~Joy Basu and Me Sportin' Pilfered Monster!!!!!~*...
Posted by Dale Turner on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:51:00 PST

NOMINATED!! (Me!?!?) For Best Cover/Tribute Album AND Cover Song!!

Holy HAMBONE! My INTERPRETATIONS CD just got nominated for "Best Cover/Tribute Album" AND "Best Song (cover)" (for "Bohemian Rhapsody") in the JUST PLAIN FOLKS' 2006 Independent Music Awards (often re...
Posted by Dale Turner on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 10:19:00 PST

New INTERVIEW at EONS.COM site!!!!!

This might be interesting for you older pickers (a.k.a. guitarists) out there. I just got interviewed by a brand-new site called EONS.COM--a site catering to folks over 50. (It was started by the fou...
Posted by Dale Turner on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:16:00 PST

The HOTTEST Latin Jazz Duo of ALL TIME!!!!!!

Please check them out!!!!!!! And drink some maragaritas while you're at it!!! ;-)"No More Blues""Tristeza"...
Posted by Dale Turner on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 10:27:00 PST

NAMM 2006 Shenanigans!!!!! (My dinner w/Mark Tremonti, and more!!)

Here are a few photos taken at NAMM 2006, beginning with some shots at Guitar One Magazine's 10th Anniversary party--where I got to have a private dinner hang with Alter Bridge/Creed's Mark Tremonti a...
Posted by Dale Turner on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 11:49:00 PST