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Member Since: 9/17/2006
Band Website: this is it for now
Band Members: benny big bones: drum headwil: axe headyar brar: bass headfagan (d.u.m.): mouf, dickheadWRITERZ BLOCK VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Influences: m.u.s.c.l.e. men / garbage pail kids rainbows and unicorns, however our main influence is the ailing music scene in the greater Seattle area, which ultimately lacks heart...with the exception of a handful of bands. The tight pants, scooter-riding mods on Capitol Hill inspired much of the anger and resentment that fuels dicktionhead, as we declare jihad against the anglophile, poser shitheads that defacate their fashion-driven "music" on the airwaves and the corrupt the world's youth. our motto has ben: "because the scene could suck less" and we firmly believe that with some hard work and conviction, we can help this region's scene. so you see, we're self-righteous pricks like everyone else. on a larger scale, punk rock isn't a fashion in spite of what MTV or Hot Topic or Vision Street Wear (or Malcolm McClaren) will have you think or market. image consultants are for mark-ass bitches who can't think for themselves and the majority of labels don't give a shit about what they put out. pop star agents plagerize their lyrics from the notes passed between prepubescent girls in the back of grade school classrooms, while we sing about self-defacating humor, loving vacuum cleaners, and suicide...oh my! anyhoo, let yer friends know about us if you think they would be down...or tell'em we suck. who cares? honesty is key. oh and by the way, in a vain attempt to be clever and e.e. cummings-esque, we spell our name as such...not dictionhead or Dicktionhead...but dicktionhead. feel free to comment on how asinine this is and why we deserve a thourough beating.
Sounds Like: Saved By the Bell's "ZACK ATTACK" meets a Gremlin Orgasm
Record Label: yeah right
Type of Label: None