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Boris The Sprinkler

Motherfucker, are you ready to rock?!

About Me

BORIS IS NO MORE!!! BUT THAT SHOULD NEVER, EVER, STOP YOU FROM BUYING BORIS SHIT!!!The Boris/Dead Vampires split 45 on Dirtnap Records is now available in a number of nifty colors of vinyl: Blue, grayish-purple, purplish-purple, and, if you're good, crimsonish-red! Three songs by the highly collectible Nørb/LP/Erik/Ron lineup from their one and only recording session: SICK SICK SICK, ULTIMATUM, and BUSY SIGNALS, whilst the Dead Vampires do A BAT BIT MY ASS ON THE WAY TO THE STORE and BITE IT. Available from Dirtnap, or from ye olde Bulge Records, POB 1173, Green Bay WI 54305 USA Earth! Dirtnap says i'm supposed to charge four dollars for these, but if you put three dollars in the envelope, i likely won't notice! SAVE! SAVE!! SAVE!!! Boris The Sprinkler's general apathy delivers VALUE!!! VALUE!! VALUE!
Check out Reverend Nørb's solo-a-rama page!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/17/2005
Band Members: Rev. Nørb: vocals
Paul No. 1, LP: guitar
Erik No. 1, Eric No. 2, Ric Six, Tim Double Zero, then Erik No. 1 again: bass
Ronny Jonny Kispert, Paul No. 2, then Ronny Jonny Kispert again: drums
Influences: The Cheese.
Sounds Like: Crackers.
Record Label: Bulge, POB 1173, Green Bay WI 54305, USA, Earth
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

SARKAFARKA INTERVIEW Part 2

  SARKAFARKA INTERVIEW Part 2 (Go read the other part first. If you don't, you'll have to read this again: This interview w/Rev. Nørb originally appeared in SARKAFARKA fanzine, a cool Polish zin...
Posted by Boris The Sprinkler on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SARKAFARKA INTERVIEW Part 1

(this interview w/Rev. Nørb originally appeared in SARKAFARKA fanzine, a cool Polish zine whose only real drawback is that it is written almost entirely in Polish. As a consumer service to those of yo...
Posted by Boris The Sprinkler on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Boris Songs That Never Were: Eating Quisp From Someone Else's Bowl

(note: i have about an album's worth of songs i wrote for Boris that they didn't want to do, so i thought i would just post the lyrics and if you ever meet me i can hum how the song was supposed to go...
Posted by Boris The Sprinkler on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST