Dirty Old Shelly

Makes my heart swell with joy

God, tyler posted this on my page as a comment and in case you haven't seen it take a look. Hey Jude I love it. What else can I say....
Posted by Dirty Old Shelly on Sat, 03 May 2008 12:35:00 PST

Little kids are the best

Hi! My name is Drippy and I live in a mud puddle. One day I evaporated. I met three new friends up in the clouds. Their names were Water Mario, Fresh Luigi, and WET BONES. We got heavy together. But I...
Posted by Dirty Old Shelly on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:06:00 PST

Disregard / Bertrand

Two unrelated bits. Disregard what I wrote in the "God thinks I'm an ant" post, I feel differently now, completely. And then, I wanted to post the Prologue to Bertrand Russell's Autobiography here, ca...
Posted by Dirty Old Shelly on Thu, 03 May 2007 10:37:00 PST

R.I.P.

2 things. 3 things... First and foremost rest in peace Kurt Vonnegut, you taught me everything I know, mainly. I hope I could end up with someone half as brilliant as you. Two, myspace is fu...
Posted by Dirty Old Shelly on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:10:00 PST

God thinks I'm an ant.

OK, so maybe this guy is a little loopy but he sure thinks a lot like me. Or at least me and his God have some of the same ideas about things. How vain and naive of me to think I was unique. I was pre...
Posted by Dirty Old Shelly on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:29:00 PST

hot dog

i'm so bored. i can't stand it. what can you do when you're already really busy and still bored to death? please help me.
Posted by Dirty Old Shelly on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:06:00 PST

roads

I can't wait to break through this. I can't wait until I realize that I don't need anybody or anything. That's the best way. I'm slowly getting rid of my things. I'm not getting rid of people though, ...
Posted by Dirty Old Shelly on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 09:24:00 PST