Dingbatz

"Band bio"... what the hell is that? Ill assume its the oppertunity for us to tell you where we cum from and how hard we rock your ass. WE ROCK YOUR ASS SO HARD!! You like that dont you? Seriously, Dingbatz are simpley a reaction to overabundant menstration. SEE- Once upon a time not so long ago, a young man called Dan in Maintainence stumbeled across a big mess. Dan was makeing his daily rounds at his yuppy, liberal, pretedda activast, corporate , meat market of a job. Suddenly he noticed a huge heaping pile of red ,chunky, gore seaping viciously from under the door of the womens restroom.eew. Now bare in mind Dans title that he so boldly carries "Maintainence Person " hes really just a shit scrubber. So low and behold, he had a mop! DunDunDun!! Without ANY reluctance he began to sop it up. Just then, Dans good friend and co worker,Jeff, came prancing gracefully around the corner. Jeff, however an employee of the same satanic entity, was a little higher up on the organic food chain. His title being, "Produce Boy" or "Fruit Fag". Jeff was sooo filled with robust joy at the sight of his lowley janitor friend. In his intence excitement everything but Dan seemed to fade away. Jeff galloped twards Dan with his arms open wide and his mouth open wider. Dan tryed to warn to Jeff of the gushing mound of rot but Dans world turned to slow motion, "Wwwwwwaaaaaatttttttccccchhhhh oooouuuuttttttt!!!!" It was too late. SPLASH! PLLUUUP! SPLAT!!! Jeff slid off his feet ,parrell to the floor, 5 feet in the air, and landed right there in the center of the heaping pile of red chunky gore STILL seaping out from under the door of the womens bathroom. And there Jeff lie still as a corpse with a grin from ear to ear. "Dude?", Dan inquired , his confusion and compassion ovious. Jeff replyed,"Huh HUh... YESS!"... "YESS!" Just then, two fat girls named Reanne and Karly rolled out of the bathroom. They were so inspired by Jeffs breathtakeing display of sensitivity and appriceation for the buity of womanhood that they swam to him. "Fuck it", said Dan and he hopped in.....-the end