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Heartfelt Bastard

About Me

Don't take our word read what a fan had to say: I really enjoy the music of heartfelt bastard, and i think this band is capable of great success in all areas. The only thing holding them back are there sometimes extreme homosexual overtones generated by influences such as The Skinjobs. However this is easily overlooked due to there amazing ability to entertain, and awesome antics throughout the show. Heartfelt bastard rocks! mark peterson, boner doner fort collins

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 22/01/2005
Band Members: SNORT-Vocals, stealing cowboy hats, avoiding sunlight and/or waterSKUZZ-Guitar, doing disgusting things for spare change/fun, beaked weiner, awesomely radical, raddically awesomeFERNANDO-Drums, not pissing his pants on tour (for now), spelling "radically" correctlyGENE SNAKE-Bass, wearing denim all the time, resembling Kurt RussellSLEEVES-gets free drinks and sells merch, kicks people's asses for us, so don't you be fuckin' around.
Influences: Alcohol, Bea Arthur, pizza, chinese food, alcohol, free drugs, Bad Santa, milf porn, the OC, pirates, Arrested Development seasons 2 and 3, karaoke, cheap drugs, nintendo pants, obstacle sauce, hating El Paso and of course a little more booze.
Sounds Like: Music that was revelant ten years ago.
Record Label: One Gram Worm, Redtide, Appletini Entertainment
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Finally, the attention we deserve.

After much anticipation, our 7" was reviewed in Razorcake. They devoted a none-too enthused 3 lines of praise! It reads as follows: HEARTFELT BASTARD: EP'd My Pants: 7" EP Decent enough poppy punk stu...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 20:21:00 GMT

"SOUTHERN" "ROCK" is the new EMO.

Refer to subject line. Seriously, this shit is outta hand.  It seems I can't walk three steps in Ft. Collins without coming across another girl pants wearing scenester  who's ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 19:55:00 GMT

HFB '07 CHAMPION'S WORLD DESTINY TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HI!!!  My lease is up may 31st, so I'm putting my shit in storage and going on tour for the better part of june!!!  Here are preliminary dates but as usual this will change a million times a...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 13:14:00 GMT

GUTTERMOUTH

Hey my man, we're playing next saturday (feb 3rd) with GUTTERMOUTH at the Aggie theater in our wonderful town of Ft. Collins CO.  The show's at 8:00pm. And I'm promising proabably the b...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 14:03:00 GMT

Wishing Myspace allowed more tits

That's really about it
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:43:00 GMT

The difference between true friends and liars... (Sweet revenge and quick justice)

Just kidding, it's a good title for a blog though.  So it's August and things don't suck quite so bad.  In the last week we had the pleasure of playing and partying with the Secretions, Teen...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 11:41:00 GMT

A great day for bad news!!!

Well Shit! Today is the official announcement that we are not goin on tour next week.  For one we are all broke (except Brad) and are moving into new places in August, so financially it doesn't m...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 10:05:00 GMT

Reaching 666

We would like to glorify this moment where we have reached 666 friends Thanks to all of those who made our relationship with the devil what it is today.  Next time we see (him?/her?/beast?) we wi...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 08:10:00 GMT

HEARTFELT BASTARD ON KCSU

Request us on KCSU any time of the day! right now I have heard track 6 (Aliens) rocking the air waves of Kcsu a couple of times.  Also you can request track 3 (HFB) it says bastard a bunch and sp...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 15:05:00 GMT

Two Schwarzeneggers=One Shitty Fucking Movie

If anyone was ever thinking of seeing the movie "The Sixth Day", you are a piece of shit. That is the worst movie ever created. Ever. If you ever want to see that movie, I suggest going outside and se...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Apr 2005 18:42:00 GMT