peeing into bottles, drinking myself happy, anal fisting without lubrication, wrecking my car, stroking my own ego, draining the wallets of submissive degenerates, being a bitch on the internet, blowing people away, blowing people, petting my bunnies, catching every mirror, primping the assets, buying shoes, having shoes bought for me, vacuum sealing my panties, befriending complete wackjobs, getting rich, eating delicious food, rocking out, being awesome, being a princess, idolizing cum guzzlers, making my parents proud.
People who get it.
music blows.
cumfart cocktails 1,2&3
nip/tuck, my super sweet 16, the girls next door, dr. 90210, 6 feet under, dexter, ali g, ATHF, robot chicken, celebrity rehab, flavor of love, 24, sex and the city, wondershozen, tim and eric awesome show, squidbillies
the bible of course
dr drew