Online Domination, Financial Extortion/Domination, Greed, Money slaves, cash cows/pigs, piggy banks, human atms, CASH, shopping, spending someone else's CASH, ficticious capital (in someone else's name, of course), wiggling My toes and watching the cash fall to My feet, foot lovers, manipulating sissy fucks online, dumbfucks, old men with nothing better to do with their cash than spend it on ME, being very materialistic (including but not limited to: Louis Vuitton, Marc Jacobs, Jimmy Choo, Chloe, Chanel, Dior, Celine, Pucci, Missoni, Luella, Prada, Gucci, Burberry, Fendi, jeans: Sevens/Citizens/True Religion/Rock n Republic, etc), EXPENSIVE jewelry (David Yurman, Tiffanys, DIAMONDS), Egyptian Cotton, Perfume, the color pink, POKER SHOPPING AND TRAVELING (all on someone else's expense), and MUCH MUCH MORE.
I'd like to meet:
Click here to buy Me something off My amazon.com wishlist
Lots of pathetic bois (and women) with nothing better to do with their useless lives than to give Me cash and take ME shopping. Yes... and possibly Paris Hilton - she might be the only person more materialistic than Me.
Music:
Mostly anything: classic rock, hip hop, 80's, EXCEPT country & techno (or house, whatever the fuck they call that noise these days)
Movies:
The Big Lebowski, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Mean Girls, Resevoir Dogs, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Napolean Dynamite
Television:
Will & Grace, Greys Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, and mostly all Reality TV
Books:
How to Manipulate the Pathetic Male Mind by Princess Lyne (coming soon!)
Heroes:
She who RUINS, oh yeah - and Paris Hilton
