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The Tasteful Nudes

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When the apocalypse comes, go to the beach. With an ear to the surf, an eye on the darkening horizon, and a sweaty hand on a battered guitar, The Tasteful Nudes will be there, impervious to airborne debris, kicking out the jams until the red lightning comes. No really. We're not a metal band. We do like our music loud, though. We're instrumental, but that's only because we were born without mouths. God damn we're hungry.YOU WILL RECEIVE: hopeful melodies, copious shuddering noise, danceable hooks, moderate arousal, slow-jams, and five healthy kittens. Bring your earplugs. We won't. What?
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Member Since: 28/11/2004
Band Website: www.forcedperspectivecollective.com
Band Members: Loren Thor (bass, handclaps, tallness), Joe Thompson (drums, production, kibbles), Robert Blatt (guitar, hotel, motel, holiday inn), Zach Lapidus (keyboards, intelligence, strength, honesty, perserverance, steadfastness, witchcraft), and Hunter/Gatherer as the Guitar Player. Collective amount of tattoos? Zero.
Influences: Television, Mogwai, Elvis Costello and the Attractions, Guided By Voices, Neu!, The Ventures, Dick Dale, Boards of Canada, Yo La Tengo, Glenn Branca, The Boredoms, Pell Mell, Nels Cline, Tortoise, Pavement, Fred Frith, Clinic, The Ohio Players, My Morning Jacket, This Heat, James Brown, The Flaming Lips, Big Star, The Birthday Party.
Sounds Like: Teeth gnashing. Genitals bleeding of their own accord. Baker Street.
Record Label: Forced Perspective Collective
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

New TSOTNM Review, New Song, and BOAZ!

hey friends,    and a long overdue happy new years to you, too. as you may well know, though not broken up, we are maintaining our endless ascent of the agrocrag of rock and roll at a less-fevered pac...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 13:57:00 GMT

TSOTNM RECORD REVIEW AND REQUIRED LISTENING

hey friends, so, this time of year is always slow for bands, the first fiscal quarter is usually slow to start. but, we've been busy, loren, our friend eric and i have initiated a new band called b...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:39:00 GMT

The Day Has Finally Come

Hey, wake up. Put your shoes on. We're here! The new album "The Soul of the New Machines" is signed, sealed, delivered, and soon to be yours. We're offering it up for high-bitrate DRM-free downloa...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:16:00 GMT

Shot To the Face 72-Hour Film Festival

It's official, we're going to be getting down at the Capitol Theater in Olympia on March 8 as part of the Shot To the Face Film Fest. Here's the press release for the event:WHO: Evergreen State Colleg...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:56:00 GMT

Also...

Forgot to mention our second album is ready to press, both that and the RPM album will be available to buy on cd or download for a variable donation, we're launching a new website where said albums ca...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:41:00 GMT

2008 RPM Challenge

I know you don't like waking up alone, but we just couldn't sleep and decided to get up and participate in the 2008 RPM Challenge. If you haven't heard of it, the idea is to write and record an album ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:25:00 GMT

A New Year, To the Future!

a new year, how many have passed since our last big move? ah, but out of the shadows crawls the dead horse that won't quit! it's singing the song, the only song you can hear. it's louder now than ten ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:18:00 GMT

Welcome, Nudes Fans...

...to 2008, the year of the Cicada.  We'd like to extend many delightful felicitations to you this Cold-Ass January 1st, in hopes that the following days will be warmer.  A word of warning: ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 19:14:00 GMT

The Soul of the New Machines

The oven is hot, the timer is nearing zero, and our new album is swiftly turning a rich golden brown.  As you may have guessed from the subject heading, we've settled on a title, and I think we'v...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 13:34:00 GMT

news on new album

hey friends,       where was i? where were you? ok, we've been busy and so have you, but it's nice when we can get together every now and again to catch up. so, all of us hav...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:23:00 GMT