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About Me

I grew up in Ft. Lauderdale,FL and now live in Naples,Fl(Boooo!). I will hopefully call San Jose,Ca my home in the near future(wish it was Vegas). Speaking of Vegas, I LOVE to gamble. Texas Hold 'Em, Roulette,Craps, and Black Jack are my favorite games although I can't keep myself away from the Wheel'o'Fortune $1 slots. My passions are music, fishing, video games, and my doggie Styles! Styles is a boxer and he loves everyone(especially all you ladies!). I've been managing a liquor store since late 2002, so if you need advice on liquor you know who to ask:). If I move I will miss every single day that I've been there, I'm extremely loyal to the family I work for. Check us out at Friendlyfrankies.com, cuz we the shit! I'm not married, but if Ms.Right comes and puts the handcuffs on me I guess there's nothing I can do LOL! I would love to raise some kids of my own someday. Well enough about me, let's talk about YOU! WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT STUPID MAN SUIT?! fantasy layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com

My Interests

Listening to music, Playing video games, Gambling, Porn, Fishing, Golfing, Drinking, Dancing, Partying, Fucking.

I'd like to meet:

I would DIE to meet Samuel L. Jackson, I must say that he is my favorite actor. There isn't a role yet that I dislike him in, and he's a bad muthafucka! Also, I would love to meet Adam Sandler a.k.a Opera Man. Wouldn't mind meeting Dave Chapelle either. I think he's our generation's Richard Pryor. Let alone one of the funniest comedians alive! Rick James Bitch! I would "DIE" to meet Rob Zombie and the Firefly Gang! "Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these!" Captain Spalding should be a horror LEGEND! "Don't forget your FRIED CHICKEN!" While we're on the subject, if Jigsaw were a real person I'd love to be his aprentice(creepy?). Another one of my favorite people is Flava Flav. I just think he is who he is and isn't changin for anyone. Definitly one of the realest out there. Jack and Meg White! They are The White Stripes, the best rock band out there. I love their eclectic style, not to mention that the two of them break it down better than most 5 person bands out there. Sarah Silverman, simply because she's smart and she's hot all at the same time. Larry Flynt, he started my favorite magazine. Hef, just to ask about all the best things in life, and to ask if they were free. George W. Bush, to see if he can talk when he's not reading off of a piece of paper lol! Paul Mooney, I have some "Ask a Black Man" questions for him. Like, "Do you think aliens crashed at Roswell?", and "Do you think George W. Bush cares about African Americans?". I would LOVE to meet Jenna Haze, Cytheria(mmmm), Flower Tucci, Aurora Snow, Gauge, Ashley Blue, Brianna Banks, !Melissa Milano! !!!, and all the other sexy nymphettes whom make this world a wonderful place to be! Snoop Dogg, so he could take me to church on this pimp game shit(bow wow wow). Can't forget hip hop's superhero EMINEM(Kim will get hers Em) to tell him that I'm crazy to and we should do some work together. I also wanna meet the Almighty Whatchamacallit someday.Jenna Haze, goddess...

Music:

The White Stripes, Snoop Dogg, DMX, Eminem, Social Distortion, Rush, Deftones, 50 cent, Mobb Deep, The Clipse, Lynard Skynard, Rancid, Radiohead, The Neptunes, Gwen Steffani, Nas, Dr.Dre, UB40, Green Day, Bob Marley, Ziggy Marley, David Grey, Pantera, Young Jeezy, Jay-Z, Rick James, Marvin Gay, Joe Walsh, Smashing Pumpkins, Bob Segar, Johnny Cash, Wierd Al, Wu Tang Clan, Jurrassic 5, Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas, NIN, System of a Down, Gang Starr, Grandmaster Flash, Redman, Mos Def, and Rage Against the Machine to name a few. Hot Nickels! Funkdoctaaah!Shotgun Warrior wit a Wu-Tang Tongue...

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Resevior Dogs, Goodfellas, Man on Fire, The Departed, 50 First Dates, Saw trilogy!, Seven, The Others, Freddy Got Fingered, Nacho Libre, Clerks, Clerks 2, Jerry McGuire, Jarhead, The Hills Have Eyes, House of 1,000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, Napoleon Dynamit, Clockwork Orange, Casino, Heat, Girlvert 1,2,3, Anger Management, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Waterboy, The Life Aquatic, The Wedding Crashers, Neverending Story, The Dark Crystal, The Labryinth, Cat's Eye, Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, Friday, Half Baked, and ofcourse, Scarface.center

SEXY TIME!

Television:

Family Guy, Family Guy, Family Guy, South Park, The Boondocks, Chapelle's Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Ace of Cakes, Mythbusters.I want my money man.... Too damn hot...

Books:

Any Gambling Book, Hustler, High Society, Fox Magazine.

Heroes:

Micheal Jordan(The absolute best at what he did), Tiger Woods(Same as Jordan), Bill Gates, Larry Flynt, Hugh Hefner(Saw his vision and made it happen, glorifying women in the process), Cloud Strife(Final Fantasy 7),John Henley(local drinking champion, aspiring poker champ), Doyle Brunson. Whoever created Earthbound for Super Nintendo(the greatest video game experience i've ever had, and continue to have!)

musical genius, The Rza...

My Blog

Oh well...

Life is great, come and see me hahahaha!  What could I do for you?  Wouldn't matter.  Miserable.
Posted by Pineapple ; ) on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 12:17:00 PST

My porn name ; )

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Posted by Pineapple ; ) on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 04:33:00 PST