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Will

About Me

Me? I'm the kind of guy to put a horrible text color on top of a background that makes it near impossible to see words. If you can't read it and care that much, highlight the text with your mouse. It's really not worth it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

This duck.

My Blog

Business

I lost my job this weekend. On Friday our manager told us that they could not contact the landlord to renew the lease and therefore were shutting down our location. Today is the last day that the Chan...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 11:40:00 GMT

Urination

I had a few drinks tonight. On the bus, I started to realize that I really needed to pee. The sensation became worse as the trip continued. When I got off of the bus, all I could think of was the salv...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 00:06:00 GMT

I may just be a jerk

Maybe I'm just a jerk but I get so tired of hearing about celebrities that have been killed or diagnosed with terminal or debilitating diseases I could be sick. I always hear, "Did you hear about Mr. ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 09:47:00 GMT

My new job.

Seeing as how I can use some extra cash, I got a gig at Chang's Mongolian Grill on top of my rototilling duties. If you know me well, you're probably aware it has always been my aspiration to watch th...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 17:51:00 GMT