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Robert Westfield

Author of Suspension

About Me


I'm the author of SUSPENSION, a dark comedy that was released in August by the good people at HARPER PERENNIAL. "What's it about?" Still hard to say. Not because I don't know!, but because describing it too much spoils the read. CHARLIE HUSTON, author of Six Bad Things and Already Dead, calls it a "book that's never where you expect it to be. I don't generally stay up past midnight reading books anymore. This had me up two nights running." Would Charlie have stayed up past midnight if he knew the book was going to turn the way it does? No. Or from JOSH KILMER-PURCELL (I Am Not Myself These Days) who called it a "comedically suspenseful page turner - with enough twists and turns and back stories to ensure that the book never leaves your hands until they're all resolved. Perfectly." MARTIN MORAN (The Tricky Part) called it "a wild ride of a book," PUBLISHER'S WEEKLY called it "a raucous debut," and KIRKUS called it a "head-spinning romp." DAILY CANDY and AOL BOOKS both picked the novel as one of their summer reads, the tough graders at ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY gave it a B+, and one of my favorite writers in the world, MICHAEL CUNNINGHAM, (The Hours and Specimen Days) gave me a seizure when he said this: "Just in case anyone was worried about where the new novelists were going to come from—the ones who’d be able to bring a fresh voice and vision to the world as it is right now—here’s Robert Westfield, with a beauty of a book that delves with almost frightening acuity into culture, sexual identity, and violence on both personal and global levels, among other vitally important matters. The fact that he is able to do so while creating fully human, comic and tragic characters, and to move them through a compelling story, is little short of a miracle." I just blacked out again. All right, briefly, the novel is about someone who locks himself in his Hell's Kitchen apartment in August of 2001 and after September 11th decides to stay inside for the rest of his life. But it's best not to know why he retreats into his apartment, it's best not to know why, after seven months, he comes back outside, or what happens when he does. The book deals with the sad (and somewhat funny) fact that most of your life happens behind your back, decided by other people in other rooms, while you're acting on information that isn't at all, in any way true. Another thing you should know about me is how much I love cities and that I have the deepest affection for New York, the one I've lived in for the last eighteen years. In fact, over the last decade, I've given tours of the city to 30,000 people from across the country and around the world. Last February, I launched LITTLE BYTES OF THE BIG APPLE, video tours of the city. In the first season we shot eighty videos, or bytes, and have posted over forty of them. The fourth movie begins posting at the end of February, 2008, with a new byte every Monday. For much more information on the book, on the author, on the tours, you can check out my website: LittleBytesOfTheBigApple.com Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Movies:

The United Nations, Part Four .. From "Little Bytes of the Big Apple." Author and NYC guide reaches the end of the Walk Across 46th Street with Elizabeth Rousie, PhD, who shares the history of the obscene elephant hidden in the corner at the U.N. TIMES SQUARE, PART ONE--BROADWAY WITH MARTA .. From "Little Bytes of the Big Apple." Robert Westfield promises Marta Sanders she can sing a song...BUT FIRST, a tour of the block. TIMES SQUARE, PART TWO--BEHIND THE BILLBOARDS .. From "Little Bytes of the Big Apple." Author and NYC guide, Robert Westfield, tries to point out the history behind the bright lights and ... all » overwhelming billboards of Times Square. See the I. Miller Shoe Store with the A. Stirling Calder sculptures (Marilyn Miller, Rosa Ponselle, Mary Pickford, and Ethel Barrymore)which adorn it. TIMES SQUARE, PART THREE--A ONE-BLOCK SPECIALIST .. From "Little Bytes of the Big Apple." Author and NYC guide, Robert Westfield, outsources to a specialist who gives four-hour tours of one ... all » single block. Church of St. Mary the Virgin, School for the Performing Arts, Fame, Roundabout Theater. Video tours of Manhattan, video tour of Times Square.

The Cathedral in Central Park Part One


From Hoparound Tour #1 at "Little Bytes of the Big Apple." Author and NYC guide, Robert Westfield, takes a group up the Mall in Central Park, describing the church made of trees and sharing some trivia about the poets who line the walk...and ultimately having to confront a Fitz-Green Halleck heckler.

The Cathedral in Central Park Part Two


From Hoparound Tour #1 at "Little Bytes of the Big Apple." Author and NYC guide, Robert Westfield, reaches the Bethesda angel to describe the religious power of nature at the heart of the park...and ultimately forces his group to run from a singer who wants her twenty bucks.

Television:

From "Little Bytes of the Big Apple." Author and NYC guide loses yet another tourist to a cat with High-Rise Syndrome. From "Little Bytes of the Big Apple." Author and NYC guide discusses the Merchants' Exchange and is forced to tranquilize a Melville addict on the sidewalk.

Books:



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My Blog

BYTES OF POETRY, FROZEN COMMUTERS, AND A CHAMPIONSHIP DOG

..>..> ..> February 14, 2008   A BYTE OF NYC POETRY (for Valentine's Day) The following is one of my favorite selections from Poems of New York published by Everyman's Library Pocket Poets. ...
Posted by Robert Westfield on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:44:00 PST

TRYING TO BE CLEAR...WHAT’S THE POINT?

..> December 7th, 2007   This week's installment makes a nice companion piece to last week's story wherein I took "great pains" to be as clear as possible and was horribly misunderstood. ...
Posted by Robert Westfield on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:07:00 PST

A DAY AT CONEY ISLAND!

I headed to Coney Island today along with many New Yorkers this summer, urged on by the likely prospect that Astroland, Coney's largest existing amusement park, open since 1963, is going to go the way...
Posted by Robert Westfield on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 03:54:00 PST

SUSPENSION IS NOW AN AWARD-WINNING NOVEL!!!!

The Lambda Literary Awards are administered by the Lambda Literary Foundation, the country's leading organization for LGBT literature. Their mission is to celebrate that literature and provide resourc...
Posted by Robert Westfield on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 03:32:00 PST

SOME GOOD AND SOME BAD NEWS

..> What a great week.  Not only did we finish editing the current tour, "A Walk Across Wall Street," but we finished shooting the following movie, "Crossing Manhattan at 46th Street." ...
Posted by Robert Westfield on Mon, 28 May 2007 04:42:00 PST

THE SECOND MOVIE IS UP AND RUNNING!!

Happy May!   Just a monthly update to let you know that our first movie"The Hoparound Tour"is now posted in its entirety (with outtakes), and on this past Monday we premiered ...
Posted by Robert Westfield on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:31:00 PST

NEWEST PROJECT LAUNCHED!!!!

Dear Myspace Friends:   It's time to announce the launch of my newest project! My Web site (www.robertwestfield.com) has a new home page and on that home page you'll find Little B...
Posted by Robert Westfield on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:36:00 PST

SOME NEW MOVIES AND A VENTRILOQUIST ACT

Almost two weeks later.  By this point, some of you might be thinking that this is a pretty lame and infrequent blog, but I'll let you in on a secret:  I've spent this winter preparing to ad...
Posted by Robert Westfield on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:40:00 PST

BRIDESMAIDS IN NEED OF TRANQUILIZER DARTS

Thought I'd share with you one of the funniest (actually more terrifying) clips I've been sent recently.  This is a bride meltdown so extreme that you're forced to wonder what you would do if you...
Posted by Robert Westfield on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:24:00 PST

BACK TO BLOGGING AND 3 LESSONS FROM 2007

All right, all right. I'm back.  I'm blogging again.  It's been a very busy couple of weeks and most of my time has been spent preparing to launch something on my Web site which will ma...
Posted by Robert Westfield on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:46:00 PST