About Me

My BFF has a first name; it's X-a-n-d-r-a!

My name is Sean.
Anything you need to know about me can be found here .
I like the English language! I like the English language! French can be kind of cool. I like the sound of German! I like the English language! There's a song I made up that goes to these words! At any given moment I can be anywhere from 60% to 110% on fire. My wax wings don't like this. I am officially unemployed.
I am a firm believer that we came from monkeys; none of that evolutionary "common relative" bullshit for me.
Fifteen important facts about Sean:1) Sean has never had sex with an iguana .
2) Sean does not have gills, nor can he breathe water.
3) Sean knows how to have a good time .
4) Sean is not contagious.
5) Sean is biodegradable.
6) Sean probably won't like you.
7) Sean gets violent urges.
8) If you wished Sean a happy birthday on November 20th, you would be correct in thinking that it was his birthday.
9) Sean enjoys long distance phone calls, as long as someone else is paying.
10) Sean's longterm goal is to be cannonised.
11) Licking Sean may cause genital warts.
12) Sean gets hit on by old men.
13) Sean makes Michelle giggle.
14) Sean washes his hands.
15) Sean has never seen a real guitar.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want to dress up like historical figures, but no one too well known. So, for instance, instead of John A. MacDonald, or George Washington, I'd want to dress up as the first Emperor of Tenochtitlan. I'd take artistic liberties, as I'm not sure how many people know what he looks like.
Dear Ninja Turtles,

Please come to my birthday party this year. For the past 19 birthdays I have been praying to God that maybe you would be so bold as to arrive unannounced, though announcing your arrival would be just as cool.

If you happen to be atheists and God urged you to come to my birthday, I'm sorry if this offended you. I will not be sending God again, but may consider asking David Hasselhoff for the favour. Please get back to me as soon as possible; the fate of my twentieth birthday is in your four-fingered hands.

Music:

Just ask.

My Blog

Stay Awake

I'm trying desperately to stay awake because I theorized a while ago that any amount of sleep less than four hours isn't worth it, as it will just leave your body feeling far more groggy than when you...
Posted by God is an adverb. on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:31:00 PST

T-Shirts

Someone should remind me to work on t-shirt designs. I'm looking at you Aaron; and don't pretend you didn't read this.I need to put this reclusive behaviour to good use.Bedtime.
Posted by God is an adverb. on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 12:55:00 PST

Digital Camera

I really want a new digital camera. Those who've known me a while will also know that about a year ago I fell asleep on the train and lost my digital camera. Yes, that does in fact make me a huge tool...
Posted by God is an adverb. on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 08:36:00 PST

A Quick (and pointless) Rant About the Song "Hurt"

About 95-99% of the people to whom I've spoken who have listened to the song Hurt and have listened to both versions are typically more impressed with the cover sung by Johnny Cash. As much as I can s...
Posted by God is an adverb. on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:50:00 PST

Two more days..

Two more days of work until I'm out for the summer (and depending on how things go, perhaps for life as well). I've worked pretty hard at that place and raised few complaints. Aside from a couple of d...
Posted by God is an adverb. on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 07:36:00 PST

Stuff I enjoy or Look forward to

SongsRobots in Disguise - Turn it UpMuse - Knights of CydoniaShiny Toy Guns - Don't Cry OutShiny Toy Guns - Starts With OneWaking Ashland - Shades of GrayIma Robot - Paint the Town RedDope Stars Inc. ...
Posted by God is an adverb. on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:28:00 PST

Update on Mini-goals!

I had a list organized of mini-goals to complete before summer's end and school's beginning. Obviously I've been slacking, but here's the list, and here's how things have been going thus far:Mini-goal...
Posted by God is an adverb. on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 05:50:00 PST

Note to self:

Finish cartoons and links and stuff for the fifteen facts section.Ps: I find your wit very sexy.Pps: Thank you; the feeling is very much requited.
Posted by God is an adverb. on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 07:24:00 PST

I'm cheating; this is from July, so I changed the date.

Alright, due to a lack of updates over the past while, I'll do a quick run through the basics for those whom I've not spoken to and may care. Regardless, here it comes.Firstly, I went to my first conc...
Posted by God is an adverb. on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 05:32:00 PST

About me!

To be read (for school):1) King Lear, 2) Edmund Spenser's Poetry, 3) Paradise Lost, 4) John Donne's Poetry, 5) The Writings of Jonathan Swift, 6) Poetry and Prose of Alexander Pope, 7) A Journal of th...
Posted by God is an adverb. on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 08:55:00 PST

Death by soliloquy!

Tomorrow, we can try four fingers and a thumb!