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Aja.....

Don't be alarmed, but I think I might be Jesus.

About Me

PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME FRIEND REQUESTS UNLESS YOU HAVE TALKED TO ME FIRST. THANK YOU KINDLY.Seems no one reads these things or random people would stop adding me. Ah well, such is life. K. Now for the good stuff. I like art. All art. Except (most) performing. So there. I like dogs and horses and snakes, but I don't like spiders. I like frogs and can't eat them, despite my Frenchness. I eat snails and they're yummy. I like to fish. I can gut a fish without going "ewwww." I used to like coffee, now it bores me. I play with my food. I make it dance. It sometimes even goes "meep." I have a dog, but he's gonna die soon. I used to have a tarantula (ok, so it's a spider, don't ask) and I hid her in my closet. Her name was Taega. She was the shit. I kiss girls. I kiss boys, too. I like music. I dye my hair. I like to scream. I'm materialistic. I have been in love--got fucked over. I am no longer in love. I love sushi. I'm messy. I believe in total chaos. I like chaos. I'm anti-Bush. I'm pro-abortion. I dance in the rain. Thunderstorms calm me. I like poking peoples' veins. I pop. Everything. Fingers, wrists, neck, back, knees, ankles, and my jaw. I'm pop-able. And poke-able. I'm ticklish on about 99% of my body. Touch me and I squirm. I can't stand it when some people touch my upper arms. It hurts. I hate when people stare me in the eyes. Eye contact throws me off. I'm borderline schizophrenic. I'm self destructive. I have ten fingers, ten toes, and one nose. Two nostrils. I'm lactose-phobic. I want a relationship but relationships don't want me. I have very weird dreams. I like them. I have nightmares and they entertain me. I like to dress up. And down. I collect safety pins. I don't like junk food but I eat it anyway. I'm French but the French think I'm very odd. Like a purple elephant. Technicolor. I can jiggle my eyes, flare my nostrils and can pop my jaw out of place. Cool. I have the attention span of a goldfish, and I accidentally dropped one down the garbage disposal. He came back with half a tail. I renamed him Gimpy. And now I hope you all send me lots of messages (hate mail is fun too, so don't be shy). I like messages. Layout made by mysteriouscris at CreateBlog.com .

My Interests

I likies art. Photography rules my world (I'm gonna go to art school for photo whee!) uhmmm I read a fuckton, mostly fiction, body modification (tatts and piercings and all that fun stuff), fun stuff.

I'd like to meet:

I think it'd be the shit to meet oneself. You know, from an outside perspective. So, I'd like to meet myself. Because no one truly knows themselves, or maybe they do and I'm just a fucktard. Don't know. I also like to meet people. Because people are cool. And they taste good with ketchup.

Music:

Suicide City, Deftones, MSI, HIM, AFI, The Used, Future Leaders of the World, Submersed, Staind, Korn, Tool, Otep, Kittie, Drowning Pool, Nirvana, Underoath, Bleeding Through, Avenged Sevenfold, Nightwish, Trivium, 3inofblood, walls of jericho, Enigma, Seal, U2, Jimmy Buffet, Phil Collins, INXS, Genesis, 70s and 80s music, tonnnns more but i'm too lazy to write them out. Oh and Such As I Am. They kick butt.

Movies:

Tim Burton anything, Johnny Depp anything, Edward Scissorhands, City of Lost Children, Fifth Element, Monty Python anything, foreign films...

Television:

CSI, Discovery Channel and Animal Planet, Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park

Books:

Crime and Punishment, the Blue girl, the onion girl, harry potter (so sue me), fear and loathing in las vegas... tons of others but i can't be bothered to remember them.

Heroes:

Hmmm it's too easy nowadays to throw the word "hero" around. I guess mine are my parents--even though they manage to make my life a living hell, I love them and I know it's all good intentions.

My Blog

fill it out and i might give you a cookie

YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 44 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sw...
Posted by Aja..... on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:09:00 PST

Edwardo Scissorhands

Went and saw Edward Scissorhands at the Buell Theatre today =) it kicked major ass. I recommend it =)
Posted by Aja..... on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:14:00 PST

Shimmy sham

Shimmy sham, she was there then and gone next, eyes quick, darting, absorbing the sights, and off again into the night. Click-flash, stars in their eyes, a moment needed to recuperate. But the moment ...
Posted by Aja..... on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:58:00 PST

Amen!

Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian 10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours. 9...
Posted by Aja..... on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:18:00 PST

do me!!

1.Your Full Name:2. Age:3. Single or Taken:4. Favorite Movie:5. Favorite Song:6. Favorite Band/Rapper/Artist:7. Dirty or Clean:8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...1. Do we know e...
Posted by Aja..... on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 06:54:00 PST

Joke!!

The seven dwarves go to Italy to see the Pope. Dopey walks up to the Pope and asks him, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the Vatican?" The Pope looks at him and answers, "Sorry Dopey, there aren't an...
Posted by Aja..... on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 08:45:00 PST

my birthday oh yea buddy!!

So my birthday was pretty fun. Sold my first painting for $100. To my mom. Pretty lame huh... but at least I sold it!! I was going to give it to her but she bought it instead so I can't complain. Good...
Posted by Aja..... on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 12:03:00 PST

I'm touching myself...

Got your attention? GOOD!!! Please [PLEASE] PLEASE don't send me friend requests unless you've had a CONVERSATION with me first. I will deny them if you do not respect this, since it is the first (FIR...
Posted by Aja..... on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 10:39:00 PST

RANT!!!

I'm a little girl lost in this big scary world where I am old enough to die for my country, yet I'm not old enough to get some drinks (God forbid!!) at the local bar. We live in a pudist country where...
Posted by Aja..... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST