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Xandra

Beauty is a curse on the world; it keeps us from seeing who the real monsters are.

About Me

There's not much to me at all. I'm Xandra, Alex, Owlex, Al. Whatever you wish to call me. I don't care. I don't claim to be smart, attractive nor intriguing. At times I can be somewhat amusing, mainly to myself. Laughter makes my day. I enjoy it more than anything. I'm a very happy person. I try to stay that way as much as possible. I love being happy. =) My moods reflect off of others, though. I can be the sweetest little piece of squishy crap you'll ever meet, or an insensitive cock, apparently. =) I hate being serious, so take me as I am.
That's me.
<3
I'm not a complete robot.
I will deny everything and own up to nothing.
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I enjoy laughing. I act manly. Burping and spitting are a bad habit. I get away with stuff because I'm adorable. It's intimidating? Smiling is a must. Sewing is fun. I'm a bitch. I'm gross and hardly wear socks. I get a kick out of being childish. I talk in my sleep. I constantly make random noises and do weird voices. I hate smokers. I work with kids. I am angered easily. I snap often. I love Elvis Presley. Colors are awesome. Mismatching makes me happy. Olives are delicious. Plastic bracelets are neat. I cry when I'm angry. I don't usually like being touched, but I do love hugs. I'm a Halloween baby. I bite my nails till they bleed or just hurt very badly. Mangos are yummy as hell. I'm a vulgar Puerto Rican(redundant). I'm deathly afraid of flying bugs. I'd rather watch movies all day than do anything else. I set myself up for failure. I'm gullible. I take promises seriously. My hair is my life, whether I brush it or not. Bruises and scrapes are totally hot. I cant commit. Spanish pop is my favorite. I like sleeping in castle tents. Rainbows are pretty. Butterflies are disgusting and gay. I'm an USAF brat. F4=love. Bats are nifty. Vampires are completely shmexy. Tetas. Insults are a sign of affection. Puzzles are entertaining. I'm majoring in Graphic Design. Film Making interests me greatly. Your mom is great in bed.

My Interests

Elvis Presley.<3 Local Shows/Concerts, The Continental, Christopher Walken, Chocolate, Water, Buddhism, Vampires, Drama/Theatre, Greek Mythology, Piercings (11), Tats (2), David Spade, Pictures, Painting/Drawing
My Vectors

I'd like to meet:

Someone who's willing to sit around and watch movies with me all day. Any movie at all that isn't scary, of course. I hate scary movies.

Music:

Stone Temple Pilots, The Beatles, Queen, Elvis Presley, David Bowie, Pink Floyd, Johnny Cash, La Ley, Deftones, Robi Draco Rosa, Pearl Jam, 30 Seconds To Mars, Plastilina Mosh, Nonpoint, Sevendust, Ill Nino, Christian Daniel, Cobra Starship, MSI, Calle 13, La Oreja De Van Gogh, Luis Fonsi, Ricky Martin, Muse, Panda, Rufus Wainwright.
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Movies:

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, Snatch, The Emperor's New Groove, The Pest, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Labyrinth, Memento, Liar Liar, Bruce Almighty, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Party Monster, 28 Days Later, The Last Unicorn, Love For Rent, Dickie Roberts, Punch-Drunk Love, Disney's Hercules, Only You, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Under the Tuscan Sun.

Television:

Arrested Development. Wonderfalls. Pushing Daisies. Ugly Betty. Heroes. Nip/Tuck. House.

Books:

The Twilight Saga. The Vampire Chronicles. The Count of Monte Cristo. The Great Gatsby. I Am Not Myself These Days: A Memoir.

My Blog

Banana

It's been a month already and it's time to, seriously, suck it up and let it go. I loved her to pieces and she knew that. But she's gone. Really gone. And moping around about it is not going to bring ...
Posted by Xandra on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:18:00 PST

Worship that? Never.

I wanted to share without putting it on my profile? So.. no one gets offended? Whatever, I love it. Not mine, btw. Wooo! I love Kinetic Typography.Cry about it. I don't care. ...
Posted by Xandra on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 04:56:00 PST

RIP Juan Restrepo

A very old friend of mine passed away this weekend. 1 of 3 people I still spoke to from elementary school. It's crazy. I'm just grateful I got to see him the week before he left to Italy and from what...
Posted by Xandra on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 03:19:00 PST

Soy un human disco ball.

I will eat your face.
Posted by Xandra on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 01:48:00 PST

Vectors

I've been vectoring like there's no tomorrow! A few i've posted: http://kerchoo.deviantart.comEx.Now, the point of this is- I don't feel like going around asking permission to vector a random person's...
Posted by Xandra on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 12:16:00 PST

Stupid Myspace Whores

If I don't know you, don't add me without messaging me first. You people are so god damn irritating. I'm sick of reading multiple bulletins from people I have never spoken to before. I deleted a few p...
Posted by Xandra on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 03:26:00 PST