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Petoria

Do you mind if I have a sip of your TASTY beverage?

About Me

Who was the greatest?
Who was the best?
ROCKY BALBOAAA

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

THE FRIDGE:

Music:

audioslave, beatles, iron maiden,coldplay, dallas green/alexisonfire, eagles, foo fighters, gorillaz, hinder, kanye west, metallica, nirvana, ok go, panic! at the disco, pink floyd/gilmour, rage against the machine, red hot chili peppers, soundgarden, system of a down, tom petty, who, weezer and other such stuff

Movies:


FIGHT CLUB
Narrator: This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
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Tyler: Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.
SPIDER-MAN
Ock: The power of the sun...in the palm of my hand.
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Aunt May: Uncle Ben wouldn't want us living with revenge in our hearts, it's like a poison. It can take you over and turn us into something ugly.
ANCHORMAN
Ron Burgandy: I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.
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Champ Kind: I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
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Ron: The human torch was denied a bank loan.
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Brick: I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches
MONTY PYTHON & THE HOLY GRAIL
King Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
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Knight who says Ni: We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
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Rude Frenchman: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
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King Arthur: Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?
Wizard: There are some who call me...Tim.
COLLATERAL
Vincent: Okay, look, here's the deal. Man, you were gonna drive me around tonight, never be the wiser, but El Gordo got in front of a window, did his high dive, we're into Plan B. Still breathing? Now we gotta make the best of it, improvise, adapt to the environment, Darwin, shit happens, I Ching, whatever man, we gotta roll with it.
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Max: First time in L.A.?
Vincent: No. Tell you the truth, whenever I'm here I can't wait to leave. It's too sprawled out, disconnected. You know? That's me. You like it?
Max: It's my home.
Vincent: 17 million people. This is got to be the fifth biggest economy in the world and nobody knows each other. I read about this guy who gets on the MTA here, dies. Six hours he's riding the subway before anybody notices his corpse doing laps around L.A., people on and off sitting next to him. Nobody notices.
SHAUN OF THE DEAD
Ed: Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?
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Shaun: As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about.
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Ed: WHAT UP NIGGAS?
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Ed: Any zombies out there?
Shaun: Don't say that!
Ed: What?
Shaun: That!
Ed: What?
Shaun: The "zed" word. Don't say it!
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Because it's ridiculous!
Ed: Alright... are there any, though?
Shaun: I don't see any. Maybe it's not as bad as all that. [turns head] Oh, no, wait, there they are.
+ CRASH
LORD OF THE RINGS
WEDDING CRASHERS
V FOR VENDETTA
SIN CITY
THE SHINING
SE7EN
TRAINING DAY
OFFICE SPACE
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
PULP FICTION
SIXTH SENSE
BATMAN BEGINS
AMERICAN BEAUTY
MEMENTO

Television:


24
Jack: The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you.

LOST
Locke: I'm a man of faith. Do you really think all this... is an accident? That we, a group of strangers survived, many of us with just superficial injuries? Do you think we crashed on this place by coincidence, especially this place? We were brought here for a purpose, for a reason, all of us
+ HOUSE, M.D.
BOSTON LEGAL
THE MAN SHOW
LATE NIGHT W/ CONAN

Books:

Rolling Stone..

Heroes:

Jim Norton, Jeremy Hotz

My Blog

I bought Stadium Arcadium

Instead of pirating I thought I'd go and buy Stadium Arcadium, which as some awesome artwork and a cool booklet, as expected by the chili peppers so I was not at all disappointed. It was sweet too, si...
Posted by Petoria on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 08:49:00 PST

Hey MySpace, why don't you stop sucking??

Honestly, if there is a slower, less responsive and more frustrating site on the internet, please show me. Because trying to go on any page in Myspace music is like slowly driving a nail up your nose....
Posted by Petoria on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:18:00 PST