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Bosche

If you like pina coladas you're probably not me.

About Me

Imagine a being so powerful, so unharnessable, and so completely intelligent that its mere existence negates your own. Can you? I doubt it. Well I can because its me. I am in your bones. I am your marrow. I eat a little piece of your soul for breakfast every morning. This is me. I am a parasite that needs no host but takes one anyway. You will not rid yourself of me. You cannot. If you try, you do not understand your role in this realm.Seriously though, you cannot win.I am a monster from the third realm brought here on a stray current of dark energy. Between devouring souls and infiltrating your society, I have my hands full. As a result, I find it hard to meet like-minded people and make friends. A buddy recommended this site, so here I am. Take me or leave me.Don't try to compound this situation. You need to see this. I am your truth. I am not being emo, I am being poetically prolific. For those of you who are being 'emo', you need to stop now. You are not misunderstood, different, or even original in any way. Stay the fuck away from Tim Burton's well and get off of FaceTheJury and MySpace. Live your life in person. Believe it or not, it is possible to meet people outside of cyberspace without the awkwardness you are accustomed to.And yes, I am a monster.

My Interests

I am intersted in all things music, except crap. I am interested in complex philosophical ideas. I like it when people challenge me to a grease wrestling match. I want to bring down corporate America and dance in the blazing rubble that was once a festering metroplitan area.

I'd like to meet:

People, cyborgs, and robots who are interested in fun things. By fun things I mean not sitting on instant messagers all day and sending photoshopped pictures of yourself to people. If you photoshop your photo, you have a problem. You must think that 1) you will never meet the person you are sending the photo to because you have to understand that if they saw you in real life they will see that you are, in fact, fat or have horrible acne and a reall bad dye job, and 2) that everyone is not perfect. If you'd get offline once in a while you would see that nobody is perfect and nobody cares about your braces. I'd like to meet people who do not take pictures of their mirrors. How did that start? I'd like to meet people who are open minded to monsters. Yes, it is a form of racism. DO NOT message me and argue that 1) hating monsters is not racist, but specist. I don't care. You know what I mean, and 2) that its is OK to be racist because (any reason). It is not acceptable no matter what. I'd like to meet people who are not homophobic. I would like to meet people who realize that there is no 'scene' in Spring Hill. Talk of such absurdidty is complete nonsense. If you'd like to meet a monster, IM me at Bosche Rock.

Music:

I listen to everything from Assuck to Aaron Neville. If you don't like Aaron Neville, you don't know a good voice when you hear one. I play just about any instrument I can get my hands on. I refuse to use the word "screamo" because it indicates you 1) do not have any idea what you're talking about or 2) are making fun of someone who you heard use the word.

Movies:

The only movie I need to know about is Forest Gump. Anything I have seen before or after that movie is null and void.

Television:

WORLD NEWS WITH PETER JENNINGS. If you think you're all emo'ed up and depressed now...

Books:

Anything by Whitley Strieber. Even when he starts to get all spiritual, its still as scary as it is intellectually stimulating. And its all true.

Heroes:

Adam West was a hero.

My Blog

Hanger's Million, a novel by Chris White

Hangers Million by Chris White   Daniel Laurens had killed before; hed kill again, God willing. Hed seen men die in ways a normal man couldnt conceive. Hed seen them shot in the face, droppe...
Posted by Bosche on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Inklings, a novel

The Inklings by Bosche RockForeward by Chris White: when I first met Bosche he was a washed up, piece of shit scum bag, and I don't mean in the round-about way. He ate his own shit. Although this prov...
Posted by Bosche on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Isn't she cute????

I cried today... when I first read these prescribed subject lines. Isn't she cute???? No. She isn't. All she does is sit at home on her computer and instead of meeting her and asking her out, you writ...
Posted by Bosche on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST