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Returners

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About Me

Returners is Dan Ryan and the occasional collaborations of

I'm Dan.

I have a girlfriend who we both think is just the greatest person in the world.

I hate photographs. People smile and huddle together, but 3 seconds before the picture was taken they were all talking shit about eachother and having a bad time.I like bad music, worse movies, good food, and cats.

People complain there is nothing to do around here, but don't like having fun I enjoy not shaving, humoring people when they talk, not listening, hurting myself at work, and begging my girlfriend to hang out with me.if you'd like to make less than beautiful music together , drop me a line.if i had to pick one celebrity crush i suppose it'd have to be Jan Terri:

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Member Since: 7/14/2004
Band Members: Dan Ryan. I get some help from time to time from Chris White, and Lady Maybe and the Sometimes Friends.
Influences: I influence other people.
Sounds Like: Sounds like someone was raped on the wrong side of the bed
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

MY WILL...seriously

this is of the utmost seriousness. and i really want it to be carrried out.first off before anything else, i want everyone to know, if you can use my corpse for a really good prank, you have my blessi...
Posted by Returners on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 04:02:00 PST